Killed by His Own Fart (Sad)

"Bastards, what nonsense are you two spouting?!" Yu Xiaogang instantly turned red, his face twisting as he let out a shrill roar.

What did they mean he got free food and lodging at Nuoding Academy because he had sold his hook to the academy's dean?

Did he dare sell it? Would the dean dare buy it?!

No, wait, when had he ever sold it?

Yu Xiaogang was so furious that he became completely muddled. His skyrocketing blood pressure overloaded his pig brain on the spot, turning his dead-man's face purple-red.

The two passing students who had been amusing themselves with Yu Xiaogang's unofficial history were also dumbfounded by his furious roar. Their minds went blank, and without another word, they turned and ran.

But how could Yu Xiaogang, nearly faint with rage, let off the two people who had spoken ill of him?

Martial Soul Possession. His first soul skill lit up, and the purple pig rapidly swelled into a ball, laboriously aiming its rear at the two fleeing students.

A fart boomed like thunder—

"Hongtian Liedi Luo Sanpao!!!" Yu Xiaogang roared with red eyes, all the anger in his heart transforming into this long, overwhelmingly foul fart. With a tremendous pfft, the two fleeing students were blasted into the wall by the powerful wind pressure.

Who could imagine that kind of despair?

An unidentified yellowish-red gas came rolling toward them. They wanted to run but could not escape. In the end, they could only be blown against the wall by the cloud, unable even to dodge, forced to endure the entire process until Yu Xiaogang vented all the rage in his heart through his anus.

When Yu Xiaogang's first soul skill ended, he collapsed on the spot, drenched in sweat as he sat on the ground, gasping like a broken bellows.

The two students plastered to the wall also fell over. Only, they had been directly fumigated unconscious, their bodies coated in a layer of greasy yellow unidentified substance.

It was not just their bodies. Even the wall that had stopped the two students was thoroughly smeared with the same substance, with only two human-shaped hollows marking where they had been before collapsing.

Even more unbearable was the horrifying stench lingering through more than half of Nuoding Academy.

What made it even harder to bear was that it happened to be mealtime. As the stench flooded into the cafeteria, eight out of every ten people eating there vomited on the spot, while the other two were directly knocked unconscious by the smell.

Naturally, Yu Xiaogang, the culprit behind it all, could not escape this disaster either.

His soul skill did not distinguish between friend and foe. Unless he stood upwind and kept his own fart from blowing back toward him, he had to endure everything others did.

And given the sheer volume he had released this time, it was no longer something that could be avoided by merely standing upwind or downwind. More than half of Nuoding Academy had been covered. How could he, the culprit at the center of the scene, possibly escape?

So after taking only a few ragged breaths while sitting on the ground, that scalp-numbing stench came rushing straight at him.

The moment he caught the first whiff, his already flushed face immediately turned bluish-purple, and with great experience, he instantly held his breath.

As an old connoisseur who had eaten countless farts of his own making, Yu Xiaogang's first thought was to leave quickly and find fresh air. But the instant he looked up, he fell into complete despair.

As far as the eye could see, everything was a hazy yellow...

"Hold it... I have to hold it!"

With his life on the line, Yu Xiaogang's mind was clearer than ever.

He knew that with a fart covering such a vast area, there were basically no safe zones nearby. The only place that could escape the poisonous gas was the rooftop, where the air circulated better and was much safer.

So Yu Xiaogang immediately pinched his nose and charged toward the rooftop with a savage expression, like he was about to crap his pants.

"That place..."

"As long as I can reach that place!" Gangzi raced through the stairwell, trying to reach the safe zone.

But as the owner of an External Beast Martial Soul, and someone who rarely exercised and had spent decades slacking off, his physical strength was pitifully weak. After climbing only three floors, he was already at his limit, the air in his lungs nearly exhausted.

But fortunately, he was a Soul Grandmaster. He still had some stamina, and he was almost at the rooftop!

Seeing the top-floor door beckoning to him right in front of him, Yu Xiaogang nearly burst into tears. Even the burning pain in his lungs eased considerably at that moment.

But the next instant—

Bang!

"It's full in here!" A panicked voice came from behind the door and reached Yu Xiaogang's ears.

F-full?!

Yu Xiaogang's expression froze instantly. His pupils dilated, and the breath he had been holding finally slipped out. Then a horrifying stench shot straight into his head, assaulting his sense of smell.

"Bleurgh—ugh!!!" Gangzi vomited on the spot. The stench kept stimulating him as he vomited, and the stimulation made him continue vomiting. By the end, he had even thrown up bile and stomach acid.

Yet his Soul Grandmaster cultivation kept him from passing out too easily.

Behind the rooftop door.

A group of students had gathered there, and our dear Xiao Lao Da was among them.

They had originally been heading to eat as well. But Xiao Chenyu, whose ears were sharp, had just stepped out of the classroom when he heard Yu Xiaogang's explosive cry of "Hongtian Liedi Luo Sanpao." His expression changed drastically, and without another word, he led his Louse Swarm toward the rooftop.

The facts proved the wisdom and foresight of this lao da.

The moment they reached the rooftop, a long-lasting fart sounded from below. Leaning over the balcony, they could even see the yellow unidentified gas spreading in every direction through the academy like a zombie virus.

Though none of them had smelled it firsthand, the horrifying sight of people throughout the academy dropping one after another still dealt a severe blow to their young hearts.

As for why they would not let Yu Xiaogang onto the rooftop?

Since he was pinching his own nose, he naturally could not smell himself. In truth, as someone at the primary crime scene, his entire body was covered in an inescapable stench. Yu Xiaogang himself also had some of that yellow paste covering him, just like the two unlucky children.

He simply had less of it on him than those two unlucky children did.

How could Xiao Chenyu possibly dare let Yu Xiaogang come up?

It was already rare for Nuoding Academy to have such a small patch of pure land as the rooftop balcony. If Yu Xiaogang came up, would that not ruin everything?

So between offending Yu Xiaogang and preserving himself, Xiao Chenyu chose to shut the door without the slightest hesitation.

Even setting himself aside, he had to consider his Louse Swarm. How could he let his underlings endure such torture?

Still, Xiao Chenyu gave Liu Long a look. "Go see what's wrong with Master."

Liu Long nodded at that and leaned toward the crack in the door to take a peek.

With that one look, Liu Long's expression immediately turned mournful.

"What is it?" Xiao Chenyu asked suspiciously.

"Master... Master was farted to death by his own fart! (Sad)" Liu Long looked grief-stricken, but he struggled to suppress the laughter in his voice, while the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably.

Xiao Chenyu:...

The Louse Swarm:...

"Pfft..."