Fumed to Death by His Own Fart (Sad)

"Bastards, what nonsense are you two talking about?!" Yu Xiaogang instantly turned red, his face twisting as he let out a shrill roar.

What did they mean, he could eat and drink for free at Nuoding Academy because he had sold his ass to the academy dean?

He dared to sell it, but did the dean dare to buy it?!

No, wait, when had he ever sold it?

Yu Xiaogang was so furious that his mind went blank. His soaring blood pressure overloaded his pig brain on the spot, turning his dead-looking face a purplish red.

The two passing students who had been amusing themselves with Yu Xiaogang's wild rumors were also stunned silly by his furious bellow. Their minds went blank, and without another word, they turned and ran.

But how could Yu Xiaogang, who was nearly fainting from rage, let off the two people who had spoken ill of him?

Martial Soul Possession. His first soul skill lit up, and the purple pig rapidly swelled into a ball, struggling to aim its rear at the two fleeing students.

A fart boomed like thunder—

"Hongtian Liedi Luo Sanpao!!!" Yu Xiaogang roared with bloodshot eyes. All the rage in his heart transformed into one long, overwhelmingly foul fart. With a thunderous pffft, the two fleeing students were blasted into the wall by the powerful air pressure.

Who could imagine that kind of despair?

An unknown yellowish-red gas came rolling toward them. They wanted to run, but could not escape. In the end, they could only be blown against the wall by the cloud of unknown gas, unable even to dodge. They could only endure the entire ordeal until Yu Xiaogang vented all the fury in his heart through his anus.

When Yu Xiaogang's first soul skill ended, he collapsed on the spot. Drenched in sweat, he sat on the ground, panting like a broken bellows.

The two students plastered against the wall also fell over, except they had been directly knocked unconscious by the stench. Their bodies were coated in a layer of yellow, greasy unknown substance.

It was not just on them. Even the wall that had stopped the two students was thoroughly smeared with the same substance, with only two human-shaped gaps where they had stood before collapsing.

Even more unbearable was the terrifying stench lingering through more than half of Nuoding Academy.

What made it even harder to endure was that it happened to be mealtime. As the stench flooded into the cafeteria, eight out of every ten people eating there vomited on the spot, while the other two were directly knocked unconscious by the smell.

Naturally, Yu Xiaogang, the culprit behind it all, did not escape this disaster either.

His soul skill did not distinguish between friend and foe. Unless he stood upwind and kept the fart he released from blowing back toward him, he had to endure exactly what everyone else endured.

And with the sheer volume he had released this time, it was no longer something an upwind or downwind position could avoid. More than half of Nuoding Academy had been engulfed. How could he, the perpetrator at the scene, possibly escape?

So after taking only a few breaths while sitting on the ground, that scalp-numbing stench hit him head-on.

The moment he caught the first whiff, his already flushed face turned bluish purple. Drawing on his vast experience, he immediately held his breath.

As a veteran connoisseur of his own farts, Yu Xiaogang's first thought was to get out of there and find fresh air. But when he looked up, he fell into complete despair.

As far as the eye could see, everything was a hazy yellow...

Hold it... I have to hold it!

With his Life at stake, Yu Xiaogang's mind became clearer than ever.

He knew that with a fart covering such a wide area, there was basically no safe zone nearby. The only place that could escape the poisonous gas was the rooftop, where the air circulated better and was much safer.

Yu Xiaogang immediately pinched his nose and charged toward the rooftop with the fierce expression of someone about to unload a full load.

That place...

As long as I can get there! Gangzi sprinted through the stairwell, trying to reach the safe zone.

But as the owner of an External Beast Martial Soul, he rarely exercised. He had spent decades slacking off, and his physical condition was pitifully weak. After climbing only three floors, he could barely hold on, and the air in his lungs was about to run out.

But fortunately, he was a Soul Grandmaster. He still had some stamina, and he was almost at the rooftop!

Seeing the door to the top floor beckoning before him, Yu Xiaogang nearly burst into tears. Even the burning pain in his lungs eased considerably at that moment.

But the next instant—

Bang!

"It's full in here!" A panicked voice reached Yu Xiaogang's ears from behind the door.

F-full?!

Yu Xiaogang's expression froze instantly. His pupils dilated, and the breath he had been holding finally slipped out. Then a horrifying stench rushed straight into his head and assaulted his sense of smell.

"Pff—bleegh!!!" Gangzi threw up on the spot. The stench made him vomit, and vomiting exposed him to more of the stench, which made him vomit again. By the end, he had even thrown up bile and stomach acid.

Yet his Soul Grandmaster cultivation kept him from easily passing out.

Behind the rooftop door—

A group of students had gathered there, and our dear Xiao Lao Da was among them.

They had originally been heading to eat as well. But the sharp-eared Xiao Chenyu had just stepped out of the classroom when he heard Yu Xiaogang's explosive shout of "Hongtian Liedi Luo Sanpao." His expression immediately changed, and without another word, he led his Louse Swarm to the rooftop.

The facts proved just how wise and farsighted their boss had been.

The moment they reached the rooftop, an extremely long fart sounded from downstairs. Leaning over the balcony, they could even see the yellow unknown gas spreading in all directions through the academy like a zombie virus.

Although none of them had personally smelled it, the horrifying sight of people all over the academy dropping one after another still dealt a severe blow to their young hearts.

As for why they did not let Yu Xiaogang onto the rooftop?

He was pinching his own nose, so naturally he could not smell himself. In truth, as someone at the first crime scene, his entire body was covered in an inescapable stench. Yu Xiaogang also had that yellow paste-like substance on him, just like the two unlucky students.

There simply was not as much on him as there was on those two unlucky students.

How could Xiao Chenyu possibly dare to let Yu Xiaogang come up?

The rooftop balcony was one of the few remaining patches of pure land in Nuoding Academy. If Yu Xiaogang came up, would that not ruin everything?

So between offending Yu Xiaogang and protecting himself, Xiao Chenyu chose to shut the door without hesitation.

Even if he did not consider himself, he had to consider his Louse Swarm. How could he let his little brothers endure such torture?

Still, Xiao Chenyu shot Liu Long a look. "Go see what happened to Grandmaster."

Liu Long nodded and leaned toward the crack in the door for a peek.

With just that one glance, Liu Long's expression immediately crumpled in misery.

"What is it?" Xiao Chenyu asked in confusion.

"Grandmaster... Grandmaster got fumed to death by his own fart! (Sad)" Liu Long looked grief-stricken, but his voice strained to suppress laughter, and the corners of his mouth kept rising uncontrollably.

Xiao Chenyu:...

The Louse Swarm:...

"Pfft..."