Douluo Q&A: Tang San's Transmigration Revealed, Tang Hao's Defense Shattered
Chapter 24

The Shorter the Hair, the Smarter You Are! So Gangzi's Got a Crew Cut?

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The Shrek Seven Devils all looked a little strange as they saw Song Ye staring back at them.

The group exchanged glances, and Dai Mubai coughed twice.

"Looks like he noticed us looking at him."

Ma Hongjun said, "So what if we're looking at him? He's not a woman. Is he going to report me for secretly taking pictures of him?"

Ning Rongrong really was staring at Song Ye with curiosity. She pondered for a moment, then said, "You know, this guy really is a bit strange. He's gotten eight questions right in a row."

"Either he's incredibly lucky, or he's incredibly smart."

"But judging by his hairstyle, he doesn't look very clever."

"How can you tell if someone's smart from their hairstyle?" Oscar asked.

Ning Rongrong replied with a smile, "Haven't you heard the saying 'brilliantly bald'? The less hair you have, the smarter you must be!"

"Look at Grandmaster. He's got that sexy buzz cut, which is why he's called the Theory Master."

At that, everyone unconsciously looked at Yu Xiaogang again, and they got the joke, too.

Ning Rongrong was poking fun at Grandmaster.

The group tried their best to hold back their laughter, not daring to actually laugh out loud.

Yu Xiaogang stood nearby, his face dark as he clenched his fists.

He thought indignantly, I knew this Q&A Game was targeting me!

I'm a dignified Theory Master, yet ever since this Q&A Game appeared, my reputation has been slipping lower and lower!

Now even that little brat Ning Rongrong dares to mock me!

Yu Xiaogang glanced at Sword Douluo beside him and steeled himself.

Damn it! If the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect didn't have a few Titled Douluo, you, Ning Rongrong, would be courting death for mocking me!

Just you wait. Sooner or later, this master will use his absolute wisdom to win you all over!

Unfortunately, all he could do was think it. He couldn't even guess who ruled the Extreme North.

Pope Palace.

Song Ye casually entered his answer in his mind. Others might not know, but he knew everything.

To borrow a line from Big Ear Tutu: "I know everything!"

After filling in his answer, Bibi Dong pondered for a moment, then couldn't resist turning to look at Song Ye.

Seeing how relaxed he looked, she had a feeling he would get it right again.

Bibi Dong thought, How on earth was Song Ye's brain made? We're both human, so how can there be such a huge difference in intelligence?

I really want to ask Song Ye, but as the Pope, asking a junior for the answer would be so embarrassing...

Oh, this is driving me crazy! How can Song Ye be so clueless about etiquette? Why doesn't he just tell me the answer?

Looks like when the Q&A Game ends, I'll have to give him a good, personal reward!

Hu Liena, standing beside Song Ye, was bolder. She directly tried asking him, "Um, Song Ye, do you know the answer to this question?"

Song Ye smiled. "What do you think?"

Hu Liena froze, then blushed and continued, "Well, if you know the answer, could you share it with your teammates? With me, for example."

Song Ye smiled. "What do you think?"

Hu Liena froze again and cautiously said, "I think you're a pretty good person, and we're teammates, too. Even though we haven't talked much before, we're all family, right?"

Song Ye smiled. "What do you think?"

Hu Liena froze one last time, the corner of her eye twitching. "I think you could tell me the answer, right?"

Song Ye smiled. "Then you're wrong."

"You!" Hearing this, Hu Liena realized that after all she'd said, she still hadn't gotten anything out of him. Her breath caught in frustration.

Song Ye calmly explained, "Miss Hu, you should try to figure it out yourself. I believe in the intelligence of people with the surname Hu."

"I only know one other person named Hu. His name is Yihui, and he even got his doctorate. I believe in you. Like that Miss Hu, you don't need anyone else's help—you can succeed on your own!"

"Good luck!"

"You!" Hu Liena finally gave up on talking. "Fine, don't tell me. But why did you have to say so much?"

"Hmph!"

Sure enough, Hu Liena turned away and grumbled to herself.

Song Ye was powerful and clever, but unfortunately, he was a bit stingy and had no gentlemanly manners at all.

With no other choice, Hu Liena could only guess at an answer.

Beneath Life Lake.

Facing the question, Di Tian felt a little more confident.

"Fortunately, it's not the Sun Moon Continent, which I know the least about. The Extreme North is also part of Douluo, so I know a little about it."

"The ruler there is a Spirit Beast born from snow elements—or what you might call a snow elf. She's known as the Snow Empress!"

"She's had nearly seven hundred thousand years of cultivation. You should be right if you enter that answer."

King of Ten Thousand Demons nodded. "I've heard of the Snow Empress. I heard she has a sister called the Ice Empress."

"Hey, isn't the Ice Empress that worm next door's goddess? In reality, their worm clan is just food for the Ice Jade Empress Scorpions."

"Tsk, tsk..."

"You're the worm! Your whole family's worms!" Hearing this, Sky Dream Ice Silkworm next door started making a fuss again.

The Ferocious Beasts listened to Sky Dream Ice Silkworm and merely laughed. No one took him seriously.

For a while, the entire Fierce Beast Lair was filled with cheerful laughter again.

Even Di Tian couldn't help laughing a couple of times. "All right, enter the answer first."

"That worm—no, that Ice Silkworm. We've been sucking its energy for so long. Before it dies, we can send it to the Ice Empress and help it out."

"Hahaha..."

The beasts laughed merrily as they all entered the title Snow Empress.

Only Sky Dream Ice Silkworm next door, having been insulted like that, felt a blaze of fury flare up inside him.

"Damn you, Di Tian! Damn you, Ferocious Beasts of the Star Dou Forest!"

"Just you wait! I'll escape one day and get my revenge!"

"Don't look down on a poor youth!"

"No, I'm not a youth... Don't look down on a poor middle-aged... elderly... million-year Spirit Beast!"

"A million years east of the river, a million years west of the river! Just you wait!"

Extreme North.

Thanks to the Q&A Game's wonders, Ice Empress had gone to find Snow Empress, and the two of them were discussing their answers together and helping each other out.

Suddenly, Ice Empress let out a loud sneeze.

"Achoo!"

Snow Empress was taken aback. "Ice Empress, you can sneeze, too?"

Ice Empress casually rubbed her nose. "I'm not afraid of the cold, of course. Some wretch must be talking about me behind my back."

"Anyway, Snow Empress, let's enter our answers first. You're in the Extreme North, and you're its universally acknowledged ruler. The answer has to be you!"

"It's been so long. We can finally get one right!"

Snow Empress sighed. "Yeah, it's already the ninth question, and we've only managed to get one right."

"I wonder who that Song Ye is. He gets every question right. It's terrifying."

"Never mind. Let's answer the question first..."

The two discussed it. They were both paying close attention to the Q&A Game, and they had noticed Song Ye's name more than the others had.

After all, getting every question right wasn't just intelligence. It was like he was cheating.

Snow Empress and Ice Empress were naturally very curious about Song Ye...

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