Douluo Q&A: Tang San's Transmigration Revealed, Tang Hao's Defense Shattered
Chapter 24

The Shorter the Hair, the Wiser! So Gangzi Has a Crew Cut?

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The Shrek Seven Devils all wore strange expressions as they looked at Song Ye, who was also watching them.

The group exchanged glances, and Dai Mubai coughed twice and said:

"It seems he noticed us looking at him."

Ma Hongjun: "So what if I look at him? He's not a woman. If I look at him for a while, is he going to sue me for taking candid photos?"

Ning Rongrong, however, stared at Song Ye with genuine curiosity, lost in thought as she said:

"Don't say that; this person is indeed a bit strange. He has already gotten eight questions in a row correct."

"Either he has immense luck, or he has immense wisdom."

"But looking at this guy's hairstyle, he doesn't look very smart."

"How can you tell if someone is smart from their hairstyle?" Oscar asked.

Ning Rongrong replied with a smile: "Isn't there a saying that the smartest people are bald? The less hair you have, the smarter you must be!"

"Look at the Theory Master; he sports a sexy buzz cut, which is why he's called the Theory Master."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone involuntarily looked at Yu Xiaogang, and they realized what was happening.

Ning Rongrong was making fun of the Theory Master.

The group forcibly held back their laughter, not daring to actually laugh out loud.

Yu Xiaogang stood to the side with a gloomy face, his fists clenched tight.

He thought to himself, unconvinced:

I knew it, this Q&A Game is targeting me!

I am a dignified Theory Master, yet ever since this Q&A Game appeared, my prestige has been dropping lower and lower!

Now even that brat Ning Rongrong dares to mock me!

Yu Xiaogang glanced at the Sword Douluo beside him, his heart filled with malice:

Damn it! If it weren't for your Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect having a few Title Douluo, you, Ning Rongrong, would be courting death for mocking me!

Just you wait, this Master will eventually conquer all of you with absolute wisdom!

Unfortunately, he could only think these things to himself; right now, he couldn't even guess who the master of the Extreme North was.

Pope Palace.

Song Ye casually entered the answer in his mind; while others didn't know, he knew everything.

To borrow a line from Big Ear Tutu: "I know everything!"

After filling in the answer, Bibi Dong also became lost in thought and couldn't help but turn around to look at Song Ye.

Watching Song Ye's relaxed demeanor, she had a feeling that he would guess correctly again.

Bibi Dong pondered in her heart:

How exactly is Song Ye's brain wired? We are both human, is the gap in intelligence really this large?

I really want to ask Song Ye, but as the Pope, asking a junior for the answer is just too embarrassing...

Ugh, my heart is itching! This Song Ye doesn't understand the rules at all; why won't he take the initiative to tell me the answer?

It seems that when the Q&A Game ends, I will have to personally 'show him some affection'!

Hu Liena, who was beside Song Ye, was a bit bolder and directly tried to ask:

"Um, Song Ye, do you know the answer to this question?"

Song Ye smiled: "What do you think?"

Hu Liena was stunned, then blushed as she continued to ask: "Then, if you know the answer, can you contribute it to your teammates? Like me."

Song Ye smiled: "What do you think?"

Hu Liena was stunned again, tentatively saying: "I think you're a pretty good person, and I'm your teammate. Although we haven't talked much before, we're all family, right?"

Song Ye smiled: "What do you think?"

Hu Liena was stunned one last time, the corner of her eye twitching as she said: "I think you can tell me the answer, right?"

Song Ye smiled: "Then you guessed wrong."

"You!" Hu Liena felt her breath hitch instantly upon hearing this, realizing she had said so much and still gained nothing.

Song Ye explained calmly: "Miss Hu, you should try to think hard yourself. I believe in the intelligence of those surnamed Hu."

"I know one person surnamed Hu, named Yihui, and he even earned a doctorate. I believe in you; just like that Miss Hu, you don't need to rely on others. You can succeed by relying on yourself!"

"Go for it!"

"You!" Seeing this, Hu Liena finally couldn't be bothered to waste any more words: "If you won't say it, then don't! Why talk so much!"

"Hmph!"

Sure enough, Hu Liena turned her head away, complaining to herself.

Although Song Ye was powerful and clever, it was a pity that he was a bit petty and lacked any gentlemanly demeanor.

In the end, having no other choice, Hu Liena could only fill in a random answer.

Beneath the Life Lake.

Facing this question, Di Tian felt a slight surge of confidence:

"Thank goodness, it's not the Sun Moon Continent, which I'm least familiar with. The Extreme North is also above the Douluo Continent, so I know a thing or two about it."

"The ruler of that place is a Spirit Beast born from natural snow elements or transformed from a snow spirit, known as the Snow Empress!"

"She has nearly seven hundred thousand years of cultivation to date. If you fill in this answer, it should be correct."

The King of Ten Thousand Demons nodded: "I've heard of the Snow Empress. I heard she also has a sister named the Ice Empress."

"Hey, this Ice Empress seems to be the goddess of that maggot next door. In reality, their maggot clan is actually food for the Ice Jade Empress Scorpion."

"Tsk tsk..."

"You're the maggot! Your whole family is maggots!" Hearing this, Sky Dream Ice Silkworm next door couldn't help but kick up a fuss again.

The Fierce Beasts listened to Sky Dream Ice Silkworm's words and merely chuckled; no one took him seriously at all.

For a moment, the entire Fierce Beast Lair was once again filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Even Di Tian couldn't help but laugh twice, saying casually: "Alright, let's fill in the answer first."

"As for that maggot—oh, no, that Ice Silkworm—we've been draining him for so long. When he's about to die, let's send him to the Ice Empress to do him a favor."

"Hahaha..."

The beasts laughed happily and all filled in the title of the Snow Empress.

Only Sky Dream Ice Silkworm, insulted in such a way, felt a fire ignite in his heart!

"Damn you, Di Tian! Damn you, Fierce Beasts of the Star Dou Forest!"

"Just you wait! I will definitely escape and take my revenge on you!"

"Don't bully the young because they are poor!"

"Wait, that's not right, I'm not young... Don't bully the middle-aged... the elderly... the million-year Spirit Beast because they are poor!!"

"Thirty years of river east, thirty years of river west! You all just wait for me!!"

In the Extreme North.

Because of the miraculous nature of the Q&A Game, Ice Empress simply found Snow Empress, and the two decided to discuss the answer together to help each other out.

Suddenly, Ice Empress let out a violent sneeze.

"Achoo!"

Snow Empress was stunned: "Ice Empress, you can sneeze too?"

Ice Empress rubbed her nose casually and said: "I am naturally not afraid of the cold; it must be some bastard talking about me behind my back."

"Forget it, Snow Empress, let's fill in the answer first. You reside in the Extreme North and are the recognized ruler of the Extreme North; the answer must be you!"

"After so long, we can finally get a question right!"

Snow Empress also sighed with emotion: "Indeed, this is already the ninth question, and we've only just managed to get one right."

"I don't know who this Song Ye is, but he can actually get every question right. It's terrifying."

"Never mind, let's answer the question first..."

The two discussed it, and they were deeply focused on the Q&A Game; they paid more attention to the name Song Ye than anyone else.

After all, being able to answer correctly every single time could no longer be called wisdom; it was cheating.

Naturally, Snow Empress and her companion developed a great deal of curiosity about Song Ye...

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