Douluo: The Heroines All Have Systems
Chapter 5

Love System's Little Tips for Love

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[The Strongest Love System is sincerely at your service.]

A lively female voice appeared in her mind, and Xiao Xiao, who was in her dormitory tidying up her personal belongings, was immediately startled.

"Who... who is that?"

Xiao Xiao stopped what she was doing and looked around vigilantly, her hand curled into a small fist in a warning gesture.

Her roommates hadn't arrived yet, and the voice clearly hadn't come from the doorway; the only possibility was that someone was hiding in the room.

But in this ten-square-meter space, everything was in plain sight, and it was impossible for anyone to be hiding.

"Could I have misheard? It seems I'm just too expectant."

After a quick search, Xiao Xiao patted her chest in relief. Just as she was about to continue tidying up, the voice appeared in her mind once again.

[It is not an illusion. The Strongest Love System can help you find the one who is most suitable for you.]

This time, Xiao Xiao was certain that the voice was coming directly from inside her head.

What???

Could this be the ghost that the elders often talked about?

It's fine; as a soul master, a mere ghost couldn't do anything to her. One punch from her and it would be scattered to the winds.

The violent loli thought excitedly.

[I am a system, not a ghost.]

The voice in her mind corrected the violent loli's perception of it.

[I am an important assistant here to help you learn the One Hundred Love Strategies and capture the heart of your beloved.]

Being at the age most longing for romance, Xiao Xiao was instantly hooked by this statement from the Love System.

Xiao Xiao's fair face flushed red, and she stammered, "But I don't have a beloved yet."

The Love System retorted with a sarcastic tone.

[I don't have a beloved yet... I happen to know that when you were wandering around Shrek yesterday, you saw a handsome peer.]

Being looked down upon by this unknown thing, Xiao Xiao's little face darkened.

"So what if I looked? You weird thing, do you even know what a beloved is?"

The little loli struck back aggressively. This weird thing was spouting nonsense; it claimed to be a Love System that taught people how to date, but did it even understand what a beloved was?

[I may not understand a beloved, but I understand you.]

Xiao Xiao put her hands on her hips and puffed out her cheeks.

"You think you know me better than I know myself?"

[You like handsome guys. The person whose looks captured your heart at first sight is your beloved.]

And then...

"Ah... ah... ah, you weird thing, who are you calling someone who only cares about looks!"

She frantically scratched at her bedsheets.

Xiao Xiao's entire face turned bright red from its words, and it felt hot to the touch.

[Then, do you want to see that boy from yesterday again?]

Xiao Xiao turned over to calm her mood, but the moment she thought of the boy she saw yesterday, the words that came out of her mouth were the exact opposite of what she wanted to say.

I don't want to.

"I want to~"

[Then tell me, if you saw other handsome guys, would you forget that boy?]

Xiao Xiao said disdainfully, "How could I? In my eyes, that boy is at least a hundred times better than any other handsome guy."

But as soon as she finished speaking, she felt a bit of regret. Why did she blurt out her inner thoughts?

[Then do you want the Love Master to teach you how to win him over?]

Seduced by the Love System, Xiao Xiao was finally unable to resist and said very firmly, "Yes."

Whatever, she was already so embarrassed by this weird thing that she might as well accept the sugar-coated bullets it was firing at her.

Xiao Xiao's mindset shifted to a "might as well go all in" attitude.

However, she still had her doubts about whether this weird thing was actually useful.

"So, tell me, how should I win him over?"

[Love Gift Pack gifted.]

The thing in front of her didn't answer her question; instead, a gorgeous gift pack appeared right before her eyes.

Xiao Xiao touched it slowly.

The items she obtained from inside immediately filled her with excitement.

[Violent Gloves (Soul Tool version): Can be bound to an owner. Once equipped, it acts like a third martial soul, capable of attaching soul rings and granting soul skills.]

[Transformation Skill: Can only transform into a larger version of oneself. A tool for domestic seduction and capturing the heart of one's beloved.]

Xiao Xiao's gaze was completely drawn to the first item; the description was practically telling her in plain language that this would be her martial soul for future battles, so she should hurry up and bind it.

She swallowed hard and asked the system to store it for her first.

Xiao Xiao now felt filled with motivation, unafraid of whatever she might have to do next.

[Love Technique Lesson One]

[Hesitation leads to defeat; a direct approach is the best offense.]

Xiao Xiao listened to the lesson earnestly, nodding her little head.

This system made sense.

[Say out loud to your beloved: "I like you, Xuanyuan Sheng."]

Xiao Xiao found the ceiling she was staring at becoming blurry, and her brain felt like it had crashed.

Although she now knew that boy's name.

But...

She stammered, "That's preposterous."

In the end, Xiao Xiao could not withstand the Love System's constant prodding.

It kept saying that a direct confession would leave a deep impression.

The most important line was: What if it actually succeeds?

Wouldn't she then win the handsome man over and finally start the romance she had been looking forward to for so long?

And so, at this very moment.

Xiao Xiao used her small hands to tightly grip Xuanyuan Sheng's large ones.

With sparkling eyes, she shouted that sentence.

"I like you, Xuanyuan Sheng."

And it was this sweet shout and gesture.

That caused both Xuanyuan Sheng and Zhang Lexuan to freeze up.

Xuanyuan Sheng looked at those eyes before him that seemed to speak, and then, quite unromantically, said, "Kid, which teacher are you with? Big brother will take you to find your mom and dad."

Xiao Xiao was completely stumped by Xuanyuan Sheng's move, but seeing his expression, she realized this was the graceful exit he was offering her.

Yet, she felt like crying; she would have preferred a direct rejection, as this felt a bit insulting.

Still, this guy was actually quite decent.

Beside them, Zhang Lexuan watched their hands held together like those of devout believers, and recalling Xiao Xiao's bold declaration just now, she felt a strange sense of agitation in her heart.

"Senior sister, Xiao Sheng, hello. My name is Xiao Xiao, and I'm a student in the same year as Xiao Sheng."

Although she had received a reward, Xiao Xiao clearly had no mood to check it.

[Love Technique Strategy Two: The loved one's relatives are your best wingmen.]

She let go of Xuanyuan Sheng's hand and introduced herself to the two of them generously, even intentionally using a more intimate form of address.

Xuanyuan Sheng nodded, "Xuanyuan Sheng, as you already know."

Zhang Lexuan said somewhat distractedly, "Zhang Lexuan, inner court head senior sister."

Xiao Xiao's eyes lit up as she hugged Zhang Lexuan's arm and smiled sweetly, "Inner court head senior sister! Senior sister, you're truly amazing."

Zhang Lexuan looked at the little girl by her side.

She was slightly stunned, and then she was dragged out toward the East Gate by this overly familiar little girl to go shopping.

Leaving Xuanyuan Sheng behind on the spot.

If he remembered correctly, the little thing by Lexuan's side just confessed to him, so why was she clinging to his sister now?

Slowly, a reason surfaced in his mind.

A feint to the east to attack in the west.

Oh no, sister, the one next to you is a lesbian.

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