Douluo: How Did I, a Guy, Get on the Peerless Beauty Ranking?
Chapter 50

Black History Ranking, Tenth Place: What About the Beauty Ranking TO?

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"If someone made the list, wouldn't they get pointed at wherever they went?"

"This is definitely a punishment ranking!"

"Haha, even with rewards, nobody would want to make a ranking like this, right?"

"That makes sense!"

People immediately began discussing it.

[Black History Ranking: All those listed are people of great fortune.] [Those listed may all influence the future course of Douluo Continent.]

"Damn... this just got even more interesting!"

"Indeed, everyone on the list could be an important figure today!"

"Or an important figure in the future!"

"Haha... I'm really looking forward to it!"

"Why hasn't the Beauty Ranking TO been announced?"

"Looks like it'll be revealed later!!"

[Black History Ranking, Tenth Place: Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, Flender.] [Affiliated faction: Shrek Academy (Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, Flender)]

"Buzz..."

Ma Hongjun's image appeared on the Heavenly Ranking.

[Ma Hongjun was born in Caoji Village. When he was young, his parents died in an encounter with Soul Beasts.] [He was cared for by the village chief.] [For generations, most Martial Souls in the village had been ordinary chickens.] [His Martial Soul was the mutated Martial Soul, Evil Fire Phoenix.] [Due to his Martial Soul's mutation, he was often afflicted by the backlash of Evil Fire. His entire body ached, and his heart held nothing but desire and women.] [To resolve the troubles caused by Evil Fire, he sometimes did not even spare livestock or Soul Beasts.]

"Holy shit..."

"He didn't even spare Soul Beasts?"

"What a beast!"

"Uproar..."

A tremendous uproar swept across Douluo Continent.

No one had expected that this lecherous fatty was such a pervert.

Shrek Academy.

Ma Hongjun stared blankly at the Heavenly Ranking, his face instantly flushing bright red as though it had been scorched by fire.

"Fuck your Black History Ranking!"

"You bastards..."

Feeling utterly humiliated, he cursed as he turned to run away.

Boom...

A bolt of heavenly lightning descended and instantly struck Ma Hongjun, who had been roaring at the sky.

Ma Hongjun froze where he stood, charred black all over. Foam spilled from his mouth, his hair stood on end, blue smoke rose from his body, and his eyes rolled white before he collapsed to the ground.

"This guy has always been this disgusting!"

Oscar had never expected that this damn fatty would not even spare Soul Beasts and livestock.

Rather than him controlling his Martial Soul, it was more accurate to say that Evil Fire from his Martial Soul controlled him.

"Blegh..." Xiao Wu had not expected this fatty to be so revolting either.

Seeing Ma Hongjun in such a state, everyone else began taking pleasure in his misfortune.

[Later, Ma Hongjun frequently changed girlfriends, all because they broke up due to his Evil Fire...] [He was a lecherous and self-indulgent man who actively flirted with women, speaking and acting frivolously without any sense of propriety.] [For example, when he first met Xiao Wu, he flirted with her and wanted her to become his girlfriend...] [While training at Suotuo City's Great Soul Arena, he fell in love at first sight with a receptionist and confessed to her. Even after being rejected, he refused to give up. He confessed again on her way home and was rejected with disdain once more.] [In his early years, he was lazy, gluttonous, and neglected cultivation, indirectly causing him and his beloved to be separated by life and death...]

"Damn... it can even foresee future events?"

Tang San stared at the Heavenly Ranking in a daze for several seconds. Perhaps what happened to him in the future would be caused by Ma Hongjun's personality. "Ma Hongjun, it's not too late to change now. Cultivate diligently!"

"That's right, damn fatty... Although this Black History Ranking has left you utterly humiliated and made you lose face before the whole world, it has its benefits too!"

Oscar advised him with a smile.

Dai Mubai looked at the information on the Black History Ranking. He could be next, and a sense of foreboding rose within him.

He immediately stood up and quietly moved to the side.

He could not stay with them, or it would be too embarrassing. Like Ma Hongjun, he would want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

He could not curse the Heavenly Ranking. The moment he did, heavenly lightning struck him.

[Therefore, he may be ranked tenth on the Black History Ranking.] [Reward: Soul Power Level increased by 1 level, all Soul Ring ages increased by 800 years, Evil Fire power +20%.]

"This reward is really good! That fatty has turned misfortune into fortune!"

Flender was quite satisfied with the reward. However, with Evil Fire power increased by 20%, that fatty would have an even harder time controlling it.

That would make him even crazier.

After all, he had never been able to control that Evil Fire in the first place.

Thinking of this gave Flender a headache.

But something gave him an even bigger headache: he was on the list too.

He thought about it and felt that he did not seem to have much black history. He was only greedy for money, nothing else.

There was no need to worry. After all, plenty of people were greedy for money.

"Buzz..." Ma Hongjun was enveloped in golden light.

His Soul Power rose from level thirty-one to level thirty-three.

The ages of all his Soul Rings increased by eight hundred years.

His Soul Power then rose to level thirty-five.

Meanwhile, the Evil Fire energy in his body suddenly surged.

It made his entire body ache with discomfort.

When he saw Xiao Wu, he felt that she was stunningly beautiful and wanted to pounce on her.

But he still gritted his teeth, turned around, and ran away.

He went back to take a bath.

Afterward, he planned to visit a brothel to vent his fire.

However, the moment he entered Suotuo City, passersby pointed at him.

"Eh, isn't that Ma Hongjun? That disgusting guy who doesn't even spare Soul Beasts or livestock?"

"That's him. Someone controlled by desire and Evil Fire like him doesn't deserve to be a Soul Master!"

Bang! Bang! Numerous vegetables and eggs were hurled at Ma Hongjun.

Some people even dug up cow dung and dog shit and threw them at Ma Hongjun.

"Fuck you all..."

Ma Hongjun hated the Heavenly Ranking to death.

It had completely ruined his reputation.

Pelted until he fled in a miserable state, he turned and ran.

His entire body reeked unbearably.

He hated the Heavenly Ranking to death in his heart.

"Wuwu... damned Heavenly Ranking... curse your ancestors for eighteen generations..."

Shrek Academy.

Dai Mubai had just been about to flee the scene.

But Zhao Wuji caught him. "What, are you scared? Scared your black history will be exposed and leave you too ashamed to face anyone?"

"Hehe, Teacher Zhao, I'm just in a hurry to pee. I wanted to use the toilet!" Dai Mubai said with a chuckle.

"Pee behind me. Don't even think about leaving!"

Zhao Wuji said with a stern expression.

"I'll hold it in. I won't pee anymore, alright?"

Dai Mubai was speechless. This damned Zhao Wuji was truly disgusting.

"Buzz..."

The next moment, Dai Mubai's portrait appeared on the Heavenly Ranking.

[Dai Mubai, the young prince of the Star Luo Empire.] [Because he had been at a disadvantage in the internal struggle among the Star Luo Empire's royal brothers, he fled. Feeling that his future was bleak, he gave up on himself and used womanizing to escape reality.] [Thus, he frequented brothels every day. He liked twins and would always torment them until they were exhausted and unable to move before leaving.] [His words were violent and extreme. He once said that if someone angered him, he would rape them first and kill them afterward...] [He was irresponsible in love. When he fled Star Luo, he never considered the impact his engagement would have on Zhu Zhuqing and the Zhu Family, leaving Zhu Zhuqing in the position of being abandoned...]

"666... I never expected Boss Dai to be a prince of the Star Luo Empire!!"

Oscar's eyes widened as he looked at the information on the Heavenly Ranking, staring at Dai Mubai beside him in shock. He had never imagined that Dai Mubai was actually a prince.

And that he had fled from the Star Luo Empire.

Everyone at Shrek Academy also turned to look at Dai Mubai.

"I never expected Zhu Zhuqing, seventh place on the Beauty Ranking, to be your fiancée!!"

Tang San also looked at Dai Mubai in surprise.

"You abandoned such a beautiful fiancée?"

"Impressive!"

Xiao Wu had not expected Dai Mubai to possess such an astonishing identity, nor had she expected him to abandon a peerless beauty like Zhu Zhuqing. She was seventh on the Beauty Ranking. If the two of them worked hard together, perhaps they could still have a future.

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