The Little Beauty With the Perky Butt

"What kind of idiot girl is this!"

In the Yellow Sand Canyon, a beautiful woman in a silver-white magic robe was unleashing wind blades, fighting a Stone-tailed Wall Lizard with great gusto. This beauty was incredibly alluring, with a slender waist and a backside that Wei Suo particularly liked – it was incredibly perky. However, not fifty feet away from this shapely beauty and the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, in a dirt pit covered by a thick layer of yellow sand with only his head sticking out from under a pile of dry grass, Wei Suo was so furious his mouth was almost twisted.

Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, a mid-tier Level Two demonic beast.

The two metallic-sheened plates on its back were worth three Low-grade Spirit Stones. The dark, shiny leather of its belly was fine and tough, an excellent material for tanning into close-fitting inner armor, worth two Low-grade Spirit Stones. Its tail, covered in fine scales capable of slicing through black iron, was worth one Low-grade Spirit Stone.

A total of six Low-grade Spirit Stones.

Stone-tailed Wall Lizards usually moved in pairs, a male and a female, nesting in caves on cliffs. They moved like flying on the sheer cliffs. If one failed to kill it and it escaped into a cliffside cave, it would be impossible to find again. Wei Suo had been lying in wait here for two full days, finally waiting for this Stone-tailed Wall Lizard to be alone and far from the cliffs. Just as he saw the six Low-grade Spirit Stones about to gleam in his pocket, and was preparing to make his move, a beautiful woman in a silver robe inexplicably appeared from nowhere. With an excited shout of "Haha, what great luck, a Level Two demonic beast!" she, without even noticing Wei Suo hidden in the dirt pit behind her, excitedly attacked the lone Stone-tailed Wall Lizard.

The beauty's cultivation appeared to have reached the fourth level of the Sea of Consciousness Realm, two levels higher than Wei Suo. Her silver-white magic robe was clearly refined from silver silkworm silk, embroidered with patterns, and was not cheap. The wind blades she unleashed were now bright and carried a trace of icy chill, striking the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard with loud crackling sounds, causing it to tremble and ice shards to fly off its back armor. She looked very much like a master, clearly having the upper hand. However, in Wei Suo's opinion, the beauty's appearance was inversely proportional to her intelligence.

He guessed that if you pulled any passerby outside the Yellow Sand Canyon, they would know that the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard's most vulnerable spot was its neck. Yet, this beauty's wind blades were fiercely bombarding the thick armor on the lizard's back.

If those two thick plates could be so easily shattered by her, would they really be worth three Low-grade Spirit Stones?

Furthermore, any ordinary cultivator would know, even if just by thinking about it, to attack and retreat, maintaining distance from the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard. Yet, this silver-robed beauty stood her ground, only unleashing wind blades with a swish, swish, swish. What made Wei Suo most speechless was that with every wind blade she unleashed, the beauty would call out in a delicate voice, "Ice Wind Blade."

Damn it, do you think this is a play?

It was clear that this beauty was likely a pampered young lady from a prominent family. With her fourth-level Sea of Consciousness Realm cultivation, she felt a Level Two demonic beast would be easy to deal with.

But even if you stabbed a pig lying on the ground repeatedly in the trotters until you were exhausted, you still wouldn't kill it! Do you really think your true qi is inexhaustible, like an immeasurable sea?

As expected, just as Wei Suo had imagined, within a short while, the beauty's complexion genuinely turned a little pale. She even took out two bottles of Qi Replenishing Powder and downed them.

"Crack!"

But as she drank the second bottle of Qi Replenishing Powder, the beauty's wind blade attack slowed down. The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard was very close to her. Thus, the lizard, which had been passively taking hits, unceremoniously swept its tail. Although it narrowly missed, the beauty was clearly startled, her face turning completely white.

"Good opportunity!"

At this moment, the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard was precisely facing Wei Suo's ambush spot. With a boom, Wei Suo leaped out from a cloud of flying yellow sand. A blast of gang wind struck the sand beside the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, flipping it over. Simultaneously, a green water blade materialized in Wei Suo's hand, slashing towards the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard's neck.

"Boom!"

But to Wei Suo's surprise, just as the green water blade was about to hit the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, a fireball the size of a winnowing basket suddenly smashed into the lizard, sending it flying sideways.

Wei Suo rolled on the ground to avoid being burned by the scattered flames.

"Fireball Talisman! What are you doing!"

Wei Suo couldn't hold back any longer. He jumped up from the ground, unable to resist shouting.

Originally, this attack would have at least crippled the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, rendering it harmless. But this idiot girl who appeared from nowhere actually unleashed a Fireball Talisman at this moment!

When he could already handle the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, was such a powerful magic talisman necessary?

Wei Suo's peripheral vision swept over the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, which had landed heavily. Although most of its body was charred black, it hadn't hit a vital spot. It appeared to be only injured, not directly blown to death.

Moreover, the key point was that the immense commotion of the Fireball Talisman could potentially attract the other Stone-tailed Wall Lizard.

"Who are you? What were you lurking there for? Get lost, don't get in my way." However, the silver-robed beauty's eyebrows shot up, and she rudely scolded him.

"Fireball Talisman, Ice Talisman, Swift Wind Talisman?"

Before Wei Suo could say anything, he saw that the silver-robed beauty now held three more magic talismans in her hand.

This silver-robed beauty was indeed a rich woman. The value of just those two bottles of Qi Replenishing Powder and these few talismans combined already exceeded four Low-grade Spirit Stones. Now that she had these three talismans, even if the other Stone-tailed Wall Lizard returned, she should be able to deal with it easily.

"Pfft!"

"Boom!"

But what appeared next left Wei Suo dumbfounded.

The silver-robed beauty actually… actually directly threw the Ice Talisman and the Fireball Talisman onto the already heavily injured Stone-tailed Wall Lizard.

The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard was first frozen into an ice block by a mass of white, chilling energy, and then roasted by a terrifying fireball the size of a winnowing basket. Without a doubt, it died immediately.

But almost simultaneously, the other Stone-tailed Wall Lizard appeared and, in a frenzy, rushed towards the two of them.

"There's another one!"

The silver-robed beauty directly slapped the Swift Wind Talisman onto herself, enveloping her body in a gust of gang wind. She leaped about rapidly, circling the approaching Stone-tailed Wall Lizard and continuing to unleash wind blades.

"Holy crap!"

The silver-robed beauty's Ice Wind Blades looked powerful, but they still posed no threat to the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard. And this lizard, realizing it couldn't get close to the silver-robed beauty, turned its head and lunged at Wei Suo.

Because the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard was darting around to dodge the silver-robed beauty's wind blades, Wei Suo couldn't flip it over or hit its vital points.

And this Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, which was clearly enraged because its beloved wife or husband had been brutally murdered by the silver-robed beauty with three inhumane magic talismans, was now relentlessly pursuing Wei Suo.

"You coward, why aren't you stopping to fight? What are you running for?"

The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard quickly caught up to Wei Suo's back. To Wei Suo's utter despair, the silver-robed beauty actually scornfully called out to him like this.

"Damn it!"

Feeling that he could no longer escape, Wei Suo's face darkened. He took out an earth-yellow jade talisman from his bosom. After injecting a stream of true essence into it, a yellow airflow with a strong earthy smell continuously emerged from the jade talisman, quickly forming a two-foot-sized earth-yellow shield in front of Wei Suo.

"Crack!" "Crack!"

The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard attacked Wei Suo continuously, but all its attacks were blocked by this earth-yellow small shield.

"Chii"

The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, which had been raging uncontrollably, suddenly had a gash of blood appear on its neck, and it began to convulse. "Haha," the beauty in the silver robe sent several more wind blades at it. The Stone-tailed Wall Lizard finally twitched twice on the ground and lay still.

"What kind of luck is this?" Wei Suo shook his head speechlessly. When the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard was attacking him, the beauty in the silver robe had stumbled upon a lucky break, and her wind blades had precisely struck the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard's most vulnerable neck.

"You still haven't answered my question. Who are you, and what were you sneakily hiding there for just now? Are you trying to steal these two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards from me?" The beauty in the silver robe looked triumphantly at the two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards, then turned her gaze back to Wei Suo.

"What do you mean, I'm trying to steal your two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards! I've been ambushing here for two days. If you hadn't come and messed things up, why would I have had to use this Earth Shield Treasure Talisman!" Looking at the earth-yellow jade talisman in his hand, whose brilliance had significantly dimmed and which even had a slight crack, Wei Suo couldn't hold back any longer. This Earth Shield Treasure Talisman was worth at least six Low-grade Spirit Stones, a treasure Wei Suo had painstakingly acquired. It could be used three times in total, and each Earth Element Shield it conjured could withstand spells cast by cultivators even in the fifth level of the Sea of Consciousness Realm. Wei Suo had already used it once. Originally, after ambushing and killing one Stone-tailed Wall Lizard, there was a high chance he could have ambushed and killed the other one without any loss. But with this idiotic beauty appearing from nowhere and causing trouble, he was forced to use it again, which was equivalent to losing at least two more Low-grade Spirit Stones. "What a spendthrift! If I had this many First-Order Fireball Talismans and Ice Talismans, I could go ambush a third-order demonic beast. She actually used three magic talismans to kill one Stone-tailed Wall Lizard!" The thought of the beauty using four magic talismans that he himself was reluctant to buy made Wei Suo's heart ache even more.

"You think you can kill two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards? Look at how clumsy you were just now. I killed both of these Stone-tailed Wall Lizards, so naturally, they're all mine." The beauty in the silver robe looked at Wei Suo with extreme disdain.

"Clumsy? Did you come here to kill Stone-tailed Wall Lizards or to smash Spirit Stones for fun? That Stone-tailed Wall Lizard you blew up like that is worth at most two Low-grade crystal stones, while your two bottles of Qi Replenishing Powder and four First-Order magic talismans are worth four Low-grade Spirit Stones. You don't even know that the most vulnerable part of a Stone-tailed Wall Lizard is its neck, and you still come to kill them. With your wind blades, even a hundred of them wouldn't be able to break through the Stone-tailed Wall Lizard's carapace. You call me clumsy?" Wei Suo looked at the beauty in the silver robe, only sneering.

"You!" The beauty in the silver robe's pretty face turned pale, and she said stubbornly, "No matter what, I killed these two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards. I won't give you even one. If you want to try and snatch them, just give it a shot."

"Excuse me, could you move aside for a moment?" Wei Suo suddenly said.

The beauty in the silver robe looked a bit stunned. "Move aside?"

"It seems I ate something bad, and after squatting in that pit for so long, I can't hold it in anymore." As Wei Suo spoke, he began to unbuckle his pants.

"You..." The beauty in the silver robe turned around in a bit of a panic. After a moment, she seemed to sense something was wrong. When she turned back, she only saw Wei Suo carrying the two Stone-tailed Wall Lizards, already running and about to disappear.

"You scoundrel!" The beauty in the silver robe had already used her Swift Wind Talisman and, seeing she couldn't catch up, was so angry her face turned pale.

"Haha!" Wei Suo, continuing to flee at full speed, laughed heartily while blowing a kiss towards the beauty in the silver robe. "Beautiful lady, let's have tea together next time we meet!"