Actually, there were political reasons why this American president liked posting on Twitter.
Trump had a very strained relationship with America's mainstream media. Simply put, those outlets sided with his political opponents, leaving him unable to get his message out through them.
Even the tough feared the reckless. Naturally, he refused to hand over the high ground of public opinion, so he had no choice but to wade into the fray himself, posting his political views and every passing mood on Twitter.
Because he was the president of America, any tweet he posted immediately spread across the world, far faster than newspaper reports or television programs! And his message came through more directly and accurately!
Of course, as the saying went, "Those who know something cannot match those who love it, and those who love it cannot match those who delight in it." His Excellency the President clearly belonged to the last category-he was having a blast himself!
"What happened today must remain confidential. Find an excuse. Say the Soyuz spacecraft or the space station malfunctioned! You know what to do!" Trump said sternly.
The man in charge felt the corner of his eye twitch at those words.
Sure! As long as you don't screw things up on your end, I've got all the confidence in the world, okay?
"Also, compile and archive today's incident as top-secret material. Send a copy to Area 13 and have them investigate. Call it... 'Super Boy'!" Trump said.
"Super Boy? Understood!" The man in charge nodded solemnly.
Elsewhere, Nie Yun watched the Soyuz spacecraft depart and began digesting his gains with a broad smile.
"Hmm, the Life Support System, Temperature Control System, Orbital Rendezvous System, Escape System, Sealing Design, Rocket Thruster... Haha! Today really is a good day! There are plenty of goodies