Before the brothers could escape, their hands and feet were secured, locking them into metal chairs.
"Boss, why is collecting a reward putting our lives at risk?!" Lao Da was so frightened he was close to tears.
"Well, this is newly developed technology for the human body, and it involves the ultimate frontier of IQ. You're lucky there's even a chance of success! Do you really think I'm an alien?"
We're lucky there's even a chance of success?! There's so much packed into that sentence I'm about to piss myself!
"Huh? Boss, you're not an alien?" Both men were dumbfounded.
Clearly, compared with his previous remark, this revelation was even more horrifying!
"Of course not. I never said I was." Nie Yun spread his hands.
Uh... the brothers exchanged bewildered looks. Come to think of it... that did seem to be true. But you never said you weren't, either!
Don't you know that every time you let our misunderstanding slide, you're silently hurting us?!
"Boss, even if you wanted to tell us this cruel truth, couldn't you have picked another time? Now we're even more scared!" Lao Da looked at Nie Yun reproachfully.
Although they had ultimately failed to escape the fate of being dragged into a laboratory and sliced up, having an alien do it and having an Earthling do it were two completely different things!
I know this alien worship is something I really shouldn't indulge in as an Earthling, but I just can't help trusting alien technology more! Boss, can you actually pull this off?!
"Ahem! You've already passed the trial of heroes. I'm sure the two of you can overcome this little difficulty with flying colors!" Nie Yun patted their shoulders.
The two wanted to cry but had no tears left. *If every hero had to