"Daughter Arrives"

"?"

After reading the description, Noah narrowed his eyes as a huge question mark slowly appeared above his head.

He hadn't misread that, had he?

More than eighty million? With four whole zeroes after it?

He had indeed been a card game fanatic once, but with that many points, he wouldn't even consider buying a real Blue-Eyes White Dragon, let alone a mere commemorative card.

"What the hell."

Muttering to himself, Noah couldn't be bothered with the item anymore and looked further down.

[Takeshi Goda's Album CD] [Type: Permanent Item] [Description: Buy the CD and receive an old-fashioned radio as a bonus. After pressing the play button, it will continuously play every song classmate Takeshi Goda has ever sung atop the steel pipes in an open field, putting a mask of pain on every living creature that hears it and giving them a chance to vomit on the spot.] [Note: Does not distinguish between friend and foe. Biological weapon. Each use will reduce lifespan by one year. Use with caution.] ["Takeshi! Do you really have to sing before coming in?"]

Another absurd item.

"So I have to listen to Takeshi's singing too, and it even costs lifespan..."

Noah rubbed his forehead speechlessly. "Which god designed this item? Did they make it just to take revenge on society...?"

Without hesitation, he skipped it.

``` [Meditation Incense] [Type: Consumable] [Description: Light this incense indoors to empty your mind. It will greatly benefit your seated meditation, enlightenment, and meditative cultivation.] [Note: Each stick can last up to 24 hours. Current usable amount: (10/10)] ["Disciple, when meditating, you must focus your mind and calm your spirit. Do not let external things affect you. Understand?"] ["Too easy, Master. I mastered that ages ago!"] ["Very well, then I shall test you.