Douluo Dalu: I Am Qian Renxue's Fiancé
Chapter 3

Six-Year-Old God King!

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The weary God of Asura walked unsteadily to the God of Destruction's side.

He raised a hand, patted his shoulder, and smiled.

"Go take a look at the child. He's the first life ever born to a God King in our God Realm. I'm quite curious too."

The God of Destruction trembled as he stood, raising a hand to wipe the blood from his lips.

The God of Destruction smiled without speaking and lowered his head to look at the residence below.

A moment later.

The four God Kings of the God Realm entered the room.

The moment they saw the tiny, adorable baby lying in the cradle, all four God Kings were utterly smitten.

"Wow! What an adorable little one! So chubby and soft!"

The Goddess of Goodness happily stretched out a finger and gently poked the baby's cheek.

The Goddess of Life sat to the right of the cradle.

She rested her chin on one hand, the smile on her face never fading as she looked at the Goddess of Goodness.

"As his godmother, he's practically half your child too. Would you like to try holding him?"

"Really?" The Goddess of Goodness looked at the Goddess of Life expectantly.

The latter smiled and nodded.

Having received permission, the Goddess of Goodness carefully reached out with both hands and lifted the baby from the cradle.

She examined the infant, whose eyes were shut as his tiny mouth hung slightly open while he slept soundly.

The Goddess of Goodness immediately became overflowing with maternal affection, delightfully teasing the porcelain-doll-like baby in her arms.

"Xiao Zi, have you decided on the child's name? Which one should we choose?"

The Goddess of Life looked at him with a blissful expression.

Seeing the warm and peaceful sight of mother and child safe and sound, the God of Destruction met the Goddess of Life's gaze and smiled.

"How about Zijun?"

Hearing the name chosen by the God of Destruction, the God of Asura unexpectedly approved.

"I never thought an old bastard as impulsive, hot-tempered, and decisive as you could have such refined taste. That's a fine name."

At the words "old bastard," the God of Destruction narrowed his eyes and shot the Asura God a glance.

The bulging vein at the corner of his eye was enough to show his current mood.

"A gentleman should be gentle and refined like jade. It is indeed a good name. Asura is right—you should change that temper of yours. You're a father now, after all."

The God of Evil nodded in appraisal from the side, though he could not hide the envy on his face.

After holding Zijun and playing with him for a while, the Goddess of Goodness reluctantly placed him back in the cradle.

Ding!

[Integration successful! Congratulations, Host, on becoming a Third-Class God!]

Ding!

[Million-Year Body Martial Soul integration successful! Million-Year Spirit Bone integration successful! Million-Year Spirit Ring integration successful!]

As the system notifications faded.

One platinum spirit ring after another, along with a golden divine ring, appeared out of thin air behind Zijun!

Twenty-two platinum spirit rings! One golden divine ring!

And that was not all!

Two tiny phantom figures, one gold and one purple, appeared in Zijun's two chubby little palms!

Twin Body Martial Souls!

"Holy shit!" the three male God Kings exclaimed in unison.

"Innate Godhood! Xiao... Xiao Lu, what kind of monster did we give birth to?"

The God of Destruction's eyes widened as he stood frozen in shock! Everything before him seemed so unreal.

Smack!

The Goddess of Life's expression darkened slightly. She stood up, grabbed the God of Destruction by the ear, and gritted her teeth.

"This is our child! How can you call him that? What do you mean, monster? If you can't speak properly, no one will think you're mute!"

With his ear twisted, the God of Destruction hurriedly begged for mercy, grinning awkwardly.

After all these years, this was the first time he had ever seen the Goddess of Life get angry.

"Hiss... I was wrong, I was wrong! It's just that this little guy's talent is too monstrous, so I couldn't help myself... Hiss!"

Around the cradle, five handsome and beautiful faces stared at Zijun in amazement.

It was the first time the five of them had encountered someone with Innate Godhood. This talent could no longer be described as merely genius!

He was simply a monster among monsters!

"As expected of my child! He possesses such heaven-defying cultivation the moment he is born! Just imagine what he'll be like when he grows up! Hahaha!"

The God of Destruction gazed proudly at the little fellow in the cradle.

A sense of pride unlike anything he had ever felt rose from the depths of his heart!

"Tsk, tsk. No wonder the Universal Will didn't want him to remain alive. This talent truly is too heaven-defying."

Crouching to the left of the Goddess of Goodness, the God of Evil praised Zijun with a face full of jealousy.

Heavens! Why isn't this child the child of Goodness and me!

How unfair can you be? Sob, sob... I want an adorable child too!

After praising Zijun, the God of Evil grumbled inwardly.

And so, after chatting for a while, the five went their separate ways...

In the blink of an eye, six years passed...

Under the doting and attentive care of the Goddess of Life and the God of Destruction, Zijun grew day by day.

Ever since Zijun learned to walk, he had been an absolute menace!

To test whether the God of Wrath was truly so easily angered.

He actually sneaked into the God of Wrath's home while he was away and stole his underwear!

Stealing one pair would have been bad enough, but the brat stole every last pair!

The outcome was obvious!

If the God of Destruction had not shamelessly stepped in to stop him that day.

That unlucky little rascal would definitely have been beaten black and blue by the God of Wrath!

And that was not all. Stealing dragon eggs, raiding bird nests...

Anything that flew in the sky, ran on the ground, or swam in the water, he messed with all of it!

Pranking others would have been one thing, but this guy did not even spare his own father.

He secretly hid the God of Destruction's mask!

He even claimed that he had not done anything bad, so what was there to hide?

In the end, the God of Destruction pressed him onto a bench, pulled out a belt, and prepared to give him a complete childhood!

Unfortunately, before he could strike, the Goddess of Life stopped him.

Ultimately, after being confined for several hours, this little troublemaker gradually began behaving himself.

What the God of Destruction and the others did not know, however, was that everything Zijun did was for the system's mission rewards!

Those rewards included high-grade spirit rings, Super Artifacts, cultivation, and more!

Yet no matter how generous the mission rewards were.

There was one mission he never dared to accept!

That mission was to prank the God of Asura!

With his courage, how could he possibly accept such a suicidal mission?

When the God of Asura said he would beat someone up, he truly meant it! He would not even give the God of Destruction any face!

However... the biggest reason was that the God of Asura had, throughout the history of the God Realm.

Been the God King with the highest combat power aside from the God of Creation!

Zijun, who knew the original story's plot, naturally did not dare offend such a big shot!

Just think about it!

The current God of Asura possessed only his peak-era strength, yet he was already invincible throughout the God Realm!

Would Zijun dare provoke a deity like that?

Who knew whether he had some secret technique that could restore his former peak cultivation!

If he did, that would truly be like an old man eating arsenic because he thought he had lived too long!

Beneath the Life Giant Tree.

A white-haired child dressed in a White Jade Robe lounged lazily on a long bench.

He held a bunch of grapes in his hand, eating as he swung his little legs, looking utterly carefree!

"Young Master, this is already the second time you've been put in confinement. Can't you settle down for a while?"

Sitting behind the bench, the God of Pride held a peach, eating it as he tactfully mocked him.

Hearing the God of Pride's words, Zijun gave a bitter smile and thought to himself.

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