Diary, I'm Not That Kind of Person!!

"They're here! They're here!"

"Hurry up, I can't wait any longer. Waiting for this Diary is making my Dao heart collapse."

"I refuse to believe that the Immortal Great Emperor would do nothing!"

"Hehe, I think so too!"

"Fellow Daoists, it's out! What a pity, after reading this chapter we have to wait another ten days, it's agonizing!"

"Yes, that was the rule set in the first place?"

Cultivators throughout the Nine Provinces and various Immortal Mansion eagerly awaited the arrival of the Diary, gathering with close friends to read it.

The scene was unprecedented, with teahouses, brothels, and inns in almost every place packed with people.

Amidst the intense anticipation of the world.

On the light screen, lines of text slowly appeared...

Page 64 of the Immortal Great Emperor's Diary:

[Hehehe...]

[Lord Palace Master, you don't want the Palace Master to find out you're an undercover agent, do you? Tsk tsk, so smooth!]

[As I pinched the face of the Hall Master of Punishments, I smiled and said, "Ahem, this situation seems familiar? It stirred up some distant memories, truly unforgettable!"]

[But!]

[I'm not that kind of person; there's a reason I did this!]

[First of all, I feel that in this situation, I have to play a bad guy, even a bad guy with some special fetishes, a pervert, a bad guy beyond the imagination of ordinary people!]

[Because according to a certain authoritative study, under the same circumstances, bad people exert more psychological pressure on others!]

[That's right, I did this to put more psychological pressure on her, so as to get more information.]

[I thought about it...]

[I don't plan to take her to see Han Xingmian immediately to see if we can get any exclusive information. I'm not entirely at ease with that female demon right now, and we don't have any common interests at the moment.]

We must be cautious; it's always better to be safe than sorry.

[Hey!]

[Once she's in my hands, I'll squeeze her dry before I hand her over.]

[The Master of Punishments seemed flustered, her face turning pale with fright. She clearly hadn't expected me to turn on her so suddenly after I tied her up; it was obviously beyond her expectations!]

[Thinking about it, the conditions she offered would be an irresistible temptation for any cultivator!]

[Whether it's the promised Immortal Court ticket or the secret techniques of the Extreme Ice Immortal Palace after the deed is done, they are enough to win over the vast majority of cultivators!]

[She even went so far as to personally take the plunge, using herself as a bargaining chip; what cultivator could resist such a temptation?]

[Unfortunately, she underestimated me. She never expected me to be such an upright, noble, and righteous cultivator who would never stoop to the level of a traitor like Cao Cao and who had transcended base desires!]

Therefore, the attempt to win over the Lord of Punishments was doomed to failure!

[The Palace Master of Punishments truly lives up to her reputation as a heroine; despite such a drastic change, she quickly regained her composure and, in a fit of rage, questioned me, "What does this mean?"]

She still wants to negotiate with me, or ask me to release her first, but that's impossible!

[The Immortal Binding Rope is one of my main magical treasures. Rest assured, once she's firmly bound, with her cultivation level, she absolutely won't be able to break free.]

[I must say, looking at the Punishment Hall Master, bound tightly and half-suspended, her ample curves were rather alluring!]

I chuckled and took out the magical artifact I had crafted.

[Ahem, this is my newly crafted Dragon-Beating Whip. Even an emperor would be torn apart and suffer excruciating pain from a single lash.]

Most importantly, this magical artifact's damage can strike directly at the soul, which is the most torturous and painful aspect, and now it comes in handy!

[Lord of Punishments: Do you really have to go this far?]

[My face turned cold, and I said in a deep voice: "Honesty will be treated leniently, resistance will be treated severely. Just tell me who sent you, what your purpose is, whether you have a partner, what positions you like... and I promise I won't make things too difficult for you!"]

When I speak, I try to sound a bit intimidating to make sure I'm intimidating enough!

[Ahem, interrogation is necessary; I am not that kind of person.]

[Master of the Punishment Hall: Bah! Don't even think about it! She even threatened me, saying that if anything happened to her, the forces behind her would definitely not let me off the hook.]

To be honest, I like it this way...

[Go up and whip it down, give it a good thrashing; in this situation, you absolutely cannot hold back!]

[Slap--]

[Blood seeped out, and soon she was covered in wounds. Even the round moon was split in two, a horrifying sight.]

[To my surprise, this woman was incredibly stubborn. Despite suffering a triple blow—physically, spiritually, and even mentally—she refused to utter a single word!]

[No useful information was obtained.]

[I realized this couldn't go on. We could only hold on, right? So I took out another magical artifact: a candle.]

Don't get me wrong, this isn't an ordinary candle.

[This is a hallucinogenic candle I made using a variety of precious ingredients, including South China Sea Dragon Whale Ointment, Thousand Leaf Flower, Ecstasy Devil Grass, and Purple Blood Sky.]

[Candles also have multiple functions. When used properly, they can emit different lights and brightness depending on the environment, creating a corresponding atmosphere and environment based on the owner's mood...]

[It also releases a unique, subtle fragrance that excites, delights, and fills people with irresistible joy.]

[But!]

[If activated at full power or used in excess, it can unknowingly induce a hallucination, leading to mental confusion and a state of disorientation.]

[If the wax drips, it will also cause immense pain, as if flames are burning the soul, an unbearable agony.]

[The drawback is that it only works on Great Emperors below the Mahayana Realm or those whose Daoist resolve is not firm.]

Never mind, let's give it a try first.

[Hehehe...]

The Lord of the Punishment Hall seemed even more panicked, staring at the two magical artifacts in my hands with a look of terror on his face!

[The trial of justice begins again!]

[Smack!]

[Ah--]

[Snap!]

[Ah--Hmph--Hey--]

[Ahem, judging from that voice, it might be a little inappropriate for children, but don't get me wrong, this is a proper interrogation!]

[They also put a soundproofing array in my palace, so no matter how loud the noise, no one outside can hear it.]

No one will come to save her!

[Besides, even if they come, I'm not afraid. At worst, I'll just hand them over. I've recorded everything with a recording stone.]

This is sufficient proof of my innocence!

But to everyone's surprise, as more hours passed, she still hadn't revealed a single word!

[The scary thing is...]

[I began to sense something was off about her; she went from being flustered at first to acting strangely.]

[I even kind of enjoyed it!]

[What do you mean, if you can't resist, you just close your eyes and enjoy it, right?]

I thought to myself, has this person awakened some strange attribute?

[Let me look into it some more...]

[Alright, I've written so much without realizing it. I'll stop here for today. I want to continue the interrogation for a while longer before I begin my cultivation.]

[For now, I'll keep her locked up in the palace...]

[Let's investigate for three to five months first. I have plenty of more... impressive tricks up my sleeve. I don't believe she can withstand them!]

This Diary entry ends here; it's certainly long and reveals quite a few issues.

Azure Mystic Immortal Mansion.

"Ah--"

After reading the Diary, Shen Tu Lie was Shentu Lie, feeling as if the fire in his chest was about to explode if he didn't vent it.

Who could withstand such a barrage of interrogations?

That's so unfair!

Junior sister!

You've suffered.