Binary Sister and Magic

Although he had become the pilot for a wingman as unpredictable as Su Muzhi, Jiang Linyuan was in no rush to start his badminton-related tasks.

People like Su Muzhi were like the ungrateful wolf in the fable; once they got their way, they became insufferable.

If she dared to sit here and crack dirty jokes with him today, who knew if she'd be lying down next time!

I don't even dare to imagine what she'll do in the future! A reality check! She definitely needs a harsh reality check!

I need to plan this out carefully.

Intel Ape, activate!

"Xiao Hei, I've already got a lead on the Liu Tingting situation. I need you to ask Xiao Yun one more thing for me."

As soon as he returned to the dorm, Jiang Linyuan spoke up.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei looked at his phone screen, hesitating as if he had something to say.

Seeing his reaction, Jiang Linyuan raised an eyebrow:

"What's up?"

"Brother Jiang, I've already heard about your situation from Xiao Yun."

Xiao Hei walked over to Jiang Linyuan, patted his shoulder, and let out a long sigh:

"Don't pay too much attention to what's on the Campus Wall."

What the hell?

Jiang Linyuan frowned and scrolled through the Campus Wall. It didn't take long for him to spot a post with a high number of comments.

"Wall, calling out a guy. This man is a scumbag, two-timing. Freshmen, be warned. Anonymous."

Attached to the post were two photos.

One was from the evening when Liu Tingting brought water to Jiang Linyuan; due to the camera angle, the two looked exceptionally intimate.

The other was a video of Jiang Linyuan and Su Muzhi playing an intense game of badminton, which, in this context, really did look like a brutal beating of a scumbag.

What was worth noting was that the poster had blurred out the faces of both girls but had deliberately left Jiang Linyuan's face clearly visible.

Jiang Linyuan sneered.

Fake as hell; this person must be a journalism major.

I'd like to see which subordinate is so bold as to try and smear me?

"I heard from Xiao Yun about what happened that day. This is complete and utter slander."

Xiao Hei looked at the endless stream of comments below, clearly worried.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine."

Jiang Linyuan said.

But the person who posted this was about to have a problem.

There are always people who can't control their mouths and can't keep their own mothers hidden.

He could tell at a glance that this style of writing was the work of some "simp" trying to play the hero.

Nothing to worry about, just watch me make you fly!

At that moment, Jiang Linyuan suddenly received a message from Liu Tingting on WeChat.

"I'm so sorry, Junior Jiang. Have you seen the post on the Campus Wall? I'm so sorry, I've caused you trouble."

After saying that, she sent over a long string of chat logs.

The gist of it was a story about a desperate simp trying to convince Liu Tingting not to associate with Jiang Linyuan, only to be coldly rejected and scolded by his goddess.

"Are you okay, Junior? I gave him a piece of my mind for you and told him to delete the post. Let me know if you need anything."

"Thanks for your concern, Senior. I'm doing just fine."

As Jiang Linyuan replied, he scrolled through the chat logs, looking at the other person's profile picture and name.

Isn't this Wang Yun from the Publicity Department of the Student Union?

Heh, you really haven't seen a true mastermind at work.

Jiang Linyuan exchanged a few more casual words with Liu Tingting before opening the Student Union work group to check the list of people in charge of recruiting new members.

Wang Yun's name was right there.

You simp, let me show you what a "doxxing weapon" looks like—delivered to me by your own goddess, no less.

On Sunday afternoon, the Student Union held its recruitment interviews.

This job was actually quite easy; it mostly involved sitting there waiting for freshmen to come for consultations, asking a few random questions, and having them fill out some forms.

So, Jiang Linyuan arrived at the interview classroom in a leisurely manner, only to find that he had arrived early—there was no one inside!

The Student Union is doomed.

"Department head, the classroom is empty, and I'm so lonely."

He took a photo of Shen Wanyu.

Her response came quickly.

"You're in the wrong building, Vice Minister Jiang. Sometimes I wonder if you're even conscious."

Jiang Linyuan froze, looked up at the classroom door sign, and realized he really was in the wrong place.

Sigh, even a genius has their limits.

"My apologies, Minister. I was thinking about you on the way here, which is why I took a wrong turn."

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Another round of daily harassment.

This time, Shen Wanyu didn't reply.

Jiang Linyuan checked the time; it was still early, so he strolled slowly toward the correct building.

While waiting for the elevator, Jiang Linyuan thought about how he was going to pull a stunt on Wang Yun today.

A person, written with two strokes, is nothing more than a fool.

It's just that some people like to act cool, not realizing they're just acting like idiots.

Ding-dong, the elevator doors slowly slid open.

Then, he heard a voice, full of vigor and high spirits.

"Obliviate!"

Jiang Linyuan's mouth hung slightly open as he watched the young girl in front of him wave her hand at the elevator doors, her aura radiating pure middle-schooler energy. The air suddenly went silent.

Where the hell did I end up? Hogwarts?

The girl outside the elevator silently retracted her hand, lowering her head so her bangs covered her eyes, her shoulders trembling slightly.

"Are you not getting in?"

Jiang Linyuan asked, holding the door open.

The girl was silent for a moment, then turned her head away, touching the tips of her hair.

"Actually, I was planning to go to the floor below."

"The floor below is the parking lot, usually reserved for teachers," Jiang Linyuan said.

The girl endured the awkwardness—the kind that makes you want to dig a hole in the floor—and stepped into the elevator.

The elevator doors slowly closed.

After a while, the girl let out a long sigh, seemingly gathering her courage, and began to rattle off words like a machine gun:

"Actually, I only did that to relieve my nerves. I'm not usually like this, it's just because I have an interview today, so I was a bit anxious. Besides, sometimes reciting movie lines is perfectly normal, I didn't even..."

Listening to the non-stop chatter in his ear, Jiang Linyuan said calmly:

"I didn't hear anything just now."

The air fell into a deathly silence once again.

The girl opened her mouth, then finally nodded.

The two didn't say another word until the elevator opened again.

At that moment, Jiang Linyuan said out of the blue:

"Obliviate!"

His voice was loud, at least to the girl's ears.

She froze in place, unable to move.

"Using magic in front of Muggles is forbidden—that's the iron law, little witch."

Jiang Linyuan left her with those words and walked straight out.

As for the girl, her cheeks rapidly heated up and turned red, her body trembling uncontrollably.

She covered her face with both hands and let out a cry of utter shame and despair.

Little Chu Junior is fun to tease.

Jiang Linyuan chuckled.

He recalled the system notification from just a moment ago.

[Target: Lin Yilin, Bad Woman Level: D]

He walked into the classroom in a light and cheerful mood, only to see an unexpected figure at the Recruitment Office for the External Relations Department.

"Minister, didn't you say you weren't coming? Did you miss me?"

Jiang Linyuan waved a greeting as he walked over.

Shen Wanyu cast a cold glance at him, pointed to her bag, and picked it up to leave:

"It seems I don't need to worry about anything."

As she passed by Jiang Linyuan, she added:

"Handle the rumors on the Campus Wall properly; don't let them affect the image of the External Relations Department."

With that, she left the classroom in a clean, decisive manner.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, such a tsundere department head; if you're worried about me, just say so.

Jiang Linyuan sighed to himself and sat down in the Recruitment Office seat, only to hear another cold snort.

He glanced sideways to see Wang Yun from the Publicity Department next to him.

What the hell are you snorting at?

"Department Head Wang, is your mouth broken? Can't you speak properly?"

Anger burned in Wang Yun's eyes, but remembering Liu Tingting's warning, he just said sarcastically:

"I really don't know how someone with such poor character managed to join the Student Union in the first place."

Jiang Linyuan grinned cheekily:

"Yeah, how did he join? I guess by spreading rumors to slander others and push out the competition, right?"

Wang Yun's expression stiffened, and feeling guilty, he turned his head away and stopped paying attention to Jiang Linyuan.