Minotaur Attack, Heavy Fists Strike

After helping Zhang Juntang move her luggage, Jiang Linyuan quickly cast the naive and adorable junior out of his mind.

Don't let down a good girl, don't waste a bad one.

Jiang Linyuan was well-versed in this philosophy.

Time was tight and the task was heavy; his top priority was to dig up intelligence on Su Muzhi.

However, after browsing through numerous social media platforms, he discovered there wasn't a single piece of gossip regarding Su Muzhi.

This made no sense!

As everyone knows, if you walk by the river often enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet.

The first Tea-Tea Reward Card Jiang Linyuan ever obtained came from gossip he picked up at the campus bazaar.

As for the subsequent rewards?

Let's just say, the social circles of girls are truly wondrous.

After Jiang Linyuan was rejected, the best friend of his first "tea" target immediately set her sights on him, pulling and tugging at him—and she wasn't just pulling at him, she was a Little Green Tea herself.

Jiang Linyuan naturally didn't refuse; what was wrong with getting free rewards?

The story that followed was like Lu Mingfei, after waiting eighteen years, pushing open the gates of heaven to enter Kassel College; Jiang Linyuan stepped into the social circle of the Green Tea Garden and began his journey of tea-picking.

After that, Jiang Linyuan was like a sanitary pad meeting a period—he blended in so smoothly and thrived, swiftly claiming three more reward cards!

My first "tea" target! I salute you!

But now, a new storm had arrived; how could he afford to stand still?

Su Muzhi was one of the few A-rank bad women Jiang Linyuan had ever encountered.

Regarding the system's grading scale, after all this time, Jiang Linyuan had gained some general insight.

D-rank: small fry like Jiang Zhiyao, virgins, or girls whose hearts were just beginning to stir—in other words, decent girls.

C-rank: little "teas" who enjoy flirting and circling around multiple boys, wanting nothing in particular, just enjoying the feeling.

B-rank: veteran sluts who have a planned-out fishpond and raise their fish reasonably.

A-rank: hiss, Jiang Linyuan really couldn't say for sure what this category entailed.

Most of the A-rank bad women he had met were experts at playing with emotions and manipulating hearts; they weren't exactly "sluts," but they couldn't be called decent girls either.

The only commonality was that they were extremely difficult to conquer and get rewards from.

Lost in thought, Jiang Linyuan returned to his dorm.

"Yuan'er, you, don't be sad anymore..."

"Yeah, yeah, that Shen Bihan isn't a good girl anyway, don't take it too hard."

As soon as he entered the dorm, his two roommates rushed over to console him, muttering things like, "My son, stay strong."

Jiang Linyuan was busy thinking about Su Muzhi and had no time to play along with their antics. Suddenly seeing the empty bed across from him, he asked casually:

"Where's Xiao Hei? Why isn't he in the dorm?"

"He went to be with his girlfriend."

"Tsk tsk tsk, he probably won't be back tonight either."

The sourness in their tone was palpable.

In their four-person dorm, Xiao Hei was the only one who had a girlfriend; they had started dating in high school, and upon graduation, they both applied to the same university.

The young couple was very affectionate; one could often see their posts on social media, and staying out overnight was a common occurrence.

"I'm back."

Just then, a person walked in listlessly, carrying several bags of milk tea.

"Xiao Hei? Didn't you say you had plans tonight? Why are you back so early?"

The roommates were confused when they saw Xiao Hei and asked.

Xiao Hei sighed, placed the milk tea on the table, and muttered distractedly:

"I... I think Xiao Yun and I are going to break up."

Hearing this, the two exchanged glances, neither saying a word.

"Did you make her angry?"

Jiang Linyuan raised an eyebrow and asked curiously.

As if he had found an outlet for his frustration, Xiao Hei poured everything out:

"Xiao Yun and I went shopping today, and on the way, we ran into a senior from a club. I chatted with her a bit too much, and I don't know what I did to make Xiao Yun angry."

"After that, she puffed up her cheeks and sulked at me, and in the end, we parted on bad terms."

At this point, Xiao Hei let out a long sigh:

"I haven't even met that senior more than a few times. I explained that, and the senior even tried to persuade her on the side, but Xiao Yun was still angry."

As he spoke, he held up his phone:

"The senior is still apologizing to me even now, asking for Xiao Yun's contact information because she wants to explain things clearly to her."

Jiang Linyuan perked up the moment he heard this, a thoughtful look crossing his face:

"Can you let me see your chat history with the senior?"

Xiao Hei didn't refuse, handing his phone over directly:

"It's nothing much, Brother Yuan, just look if you want to."

Jiang Linyuan only had to glance at it for the scent of strong green tea to hit him square in the face.

"Junior, it's all my fault for causing you two to fight. I feel so guilty, let me go apologize for you."

"Sorry for putting you in a difficult spot today. Let me treat you to a meal next time to apologize."

"You have such a good temper. Even with her acting like that, you don't get angry. I'm so envious of your girlfriend."

"But I can understand it too. If I had a boyfriend like you, I'd be just as cautious."

It wasn't just simple text messages, but also delicate, coquettish voice notes.

Bah! Bring me my teapot!

This wasn't just ordinary green tea; it required a heavy-handed strike!

Trying to cuckold someone, are you? That's the one thing I can't stand!

Jiang Linyuan sneered as he looked at the chat logs on the phone and said:

"Xiao Hei, go comfort Xiao Yun and send me this senior's WeChat. I'll handle this."

Xiao Hei's expression changed upon hearing this:

"Brother Yuan, you aren't setting your sights on her, are you?"

"What are you talking about?"

Jiang Linyuan put on a look of utter seriousness:

"I'm a man who loves making friends. This senior of yours is quite interesting, and I'd like to make friends with her."

"We're all friends."

The other two roommates looked on in confusion.

How long has it been since his confession was rejected? Has his trauma healed this quickly? Looking for a new flame already? Even a Wangwang Ice Pop doesn't shatter as fast as your heart!

"Xiao Hei, take a brother's advice: the water here is too deep for you to handle. Let me take over."

Jiang Linyuan said with a completely earnest expression.

Green tea! I need you to help me with my cultivation!

Once I deal with a small fry like you, I'll go deal with Su Muzhi!

On the other side.

"It makes me so mad! That person is clearly a green tea, and that guy is so stupid he actually thinks she's being kind!"

Xiao Yun puffed out her cheeks and said indignantly:

"Having Jiang Linyuan in their dorm is enough! How can this green tea-attracting constitution be contagious?"

The woman sitting across from her chuckled softly:

"The green tea you're talking about is the senior from your boyfriend's club, right?"

"Yeah, Sister Muzhi, please help me out. That person looks like she's on a very high level, and I'm afraid I won't be able to handle her."

Xiao Yun recalled that affected, cutesy tone and felt a shiver run down her spine, goosebumps covering her entire body.

"No, you two should resolve your own relationship issues."

Su Muzhi shook her head with a smile and wagged her finger. As if recalling something interesting, she added:

"Perhaps, if you wait a little longer, someone will solve it for you."