Be an Undefined Man, Chads, Be Confident!

After the roll call incident, Jiang Linyuan and Su Muzhi didn't dare to continue their elbow-nudging contest, so they followed Shen Wanyu's lead and stared at the blackboard.

Having finally endured until the end of class, Su Muzhi grabbed Jiang Linyuan and ran off with a face full of smiles.

"Going to find Xiao Yilin?"

Su Muzhi asked.

Jiang Linyuan nodded, replying with a single word:

"Giddyup!"

Su Muzhi's smile stiffened, and her footsteps came to a halt.

She then flashed a cute smile and placed one foot on top of Jiang Linyuan's:

"Did something disgusting just make a sound? Student Jiang?"

"In a mount's understanding, that word means to set off. Don't you know that?"

Jiang Linyuan returned the smile and abruptly pulled his foot back, causing her to stumble and lose her balance.

To maintain her balance, Su Muzhi instinctively placed both hands on Jiang Linyuan's chest.

Her small hands were cool, not even a fraction as good as Binary Sister's.

"Get off! Stop taking advantage of me."

Jiang Linyuan pushed her away with a look of disgust.

Su Muzhi was already a bit annoyed, and hearing that made her even angrier. Hardening her heart, she grabbed and squeezed Jiang Linyuan's chest with both hands.

The texture was nice, quite firm.

Holy crap! Dragon Claw Hand!

Jiang Linyuan stared at her with wide eyes.

You really are a female pervert! Damn it!

Seeing this, Su Muzhi slowly retracted her paws and revealed a calm smile, though an unnatural flush drifted across her face:

"Student Jiang, don't make such a fuss. This kind of playful banter between good friends is perfectly normal."

"Then let me touch yours."

"Sure, if you dare."

Su Muzhi puffed out her chest and laughed.

Damn it all, public morality is declining!

How did that saying go...

Forgot the beginning, forgot the end, anyway, shaking with anger, when will men ever be able to stand tall!

Jiang Linyuan wasn't the type to take a loss, but touching her chest was out of the question.

He had no confidence in winning a court case.

If he were to be sued for molestation, he'd be enjoying free government meals and singing the blues behind bars.

So, he reached out, pinched Su Muzhi's cheeks, pulled them gently to the sides, and then pulled his hand back.

Bouncy and elastic, a bit like a gummy candy.

Still not as good as Binary Sister's jelly-like hands.

Su Muzhi's eyes went round. As if she hadn't reacted yet, her mouth hung slightly open as she looked at Jiang Linyuan in shock.

"Do you have an opinion?"

Jiang Linyuan asked with dissatisfaction.

"Hehe."

Su Muzhi came back to her senses and smiled happily:

"Not at all."

"I'm just asking; it wouldn't matter if you did."

Jiang Linyuan tossed that line over his shoulder and walked ahead, keeping a safe distance from Su Muzhi while muttering to himself.

She wouldn't actually be lusting after my body, would she?

The two didn't cause any more trouble on the way and met Lin Yilin at the milk tea shop as planned.

Before long, the two arrived.

"So, Senior already had a helper."

Looking at the smiling Su Muzhi beside Jiang Linyuan, Lin Yilin felt a bit jealous.

"Is Xiao Yilin jealous?"

Su Muzhi asked with a giggle.

"No! I'm not!"

Binary Sister panicked, denying it at the speed of light, then added:

"But I'm still a bit unhappy. After all, at first, I thought it would just be you and me, Senior..."

"Oh? So you're annoyed that I'm bothering you two? Isn't this just jealousy?"

Su Muzhi said with a meaningful tone.

"Aiya! No! That's not what I meant!"

Lin Yilin stomped her feet in frustration, unable to explain herself for a moment, and could only cast a pleading look at Jiang Linyuan:

"Senior, explain it to Senior Su!"

"I don't like the junior, that much is beyond doubt."

"That's not what I wanted you to explain!"

Lin Yilin shouted in dissatisfaction.

Jiang Linyuan said calmly:

"We only need to have a clear conscience; why bother with what others say?"

"Are you Zhang Wuji or something!"

Lin Yilin retorted.

Jiang Linyuan gave her a surprised look.

This chuunibyou junior has quite a wide range of interests, mixing Eastern and Western references.

"Anyway, Junior, as long as you understand what I mean, that's enough."

Jiang Linyuan said.

"I don't understand at all."

Lin Yilin sighed powerlessly.

However, after Jiang Linyuan's little disruption, the gloom in her heart quickly vanished, and she began to bring up the real business:

"Come to think of it, I still don't understand why you asked me and Senior Su for help, Senior."

"After all, neither of us knows anything about Yu Songsong. If you really wanted help, you should have asked her roommates."

Lin Yilin said earnestly.

"Little Yilin, you're being naive if you think that way."

Su Muzhi wagged her finger:

"That would indeed be feasible for a normal pursuit, but... your senior doesn't need that."

What do you mean, my senior?

Hearing that address, Lin Yilin felt her face heat up. She pretended not to hear it and just said dryly:

"Senior Su, you certainly know a lot."

Su Muzhi was all smiles and was just about to say something when she was interrupted by Jiang Linyuan from the side:

"She doesn't know a damn thing."

Jiang Linyuan gave a disdainful laugh:

"Women like her who love to define men are the worst!"

Su Muzhi's smile faded.

Jiang Linyuan looked at Lin Yilin again and said seriously:

"Junior, don't learn her chauvinism or go around labeling men. Nowadays, we men are all about being our own undefined selves! Male independence! Do you understand?"

Lin Yilin was left dazed by this speech, not quite understanding it but feeling it sounded profound.

Su Muzhi, however, gave a cold chuckle and looked at Jiang Linyuan:

"So, Student Jiang, are you planning to reach out to Yu Songsong's roommates then?"

"What kind of muddled idea is that?"

Jiang Linyuan frowned:

"How close can freshman roommates be? Besides, I don't need to."

This scumbag! He's just picking a fight with me on purpose!

Su Muzhi looked at Jiang Linyuan with a forced, icy smile.

"Then... Senior Su was right just now."

Lin Yilin, completely oblivious to the atmosphere, said bluntly.

Jiang Linyuan was undermined and flew into a rage.

You Binary Sister, have you forgotten whose side you're on!

"Junior, tell me loudly: after starting university, what was the first lesson you learned!"

Jiang Linyuan looked at Lin Yilin and asked.

"Hmm, Advanced Mathematics."

Lin Yilin replied.

"Wrong! It's loyalty and righteousness!"

Jiang Linyuan said, sounding as if he were disappointed that she wouldn't live up to his expectations:

"Junior, today your senior is telling you that the two words 'loyalty and righteousness' are the most important. Do you understand?"

"Senior, what on earth are you talking about?"

Binary Sister couldn't understand Jiang Linyuan's words at all and pouted:

"I'm here to attend university, not to join a gang. Why are you acting like a thug, talking about loyalty and righteousness?"

Casting pearls before swine!

Jiang Linyuan couldn't take it anymore and pinched her small hand.

Binary Sister stood at attention, becoming obedient in a second, as a blush rapidly spread from her earlobes down to her neck.

Wah wah wah!

This... this senior!

What... what are you doing! There are people watching!

"Hehe, Xiao Yilin is really thin-skinned."

Seeing Lin Yilin's amusing expression, Su Muzhi said happily.

"Unlike some people, who are just a female hooligan."

Jiang Linyuan said.

"Hehe, I've given someone the chance to be a male hooligan, but he's just useless."

Su Muzhi laughed softly.

"Have you ever thought that, actually, I just find your figure too bony and uncomfortable to touch, which is why I didn't make a move?"

"Student Jiang's aesthetic sense seems to have some major problems."

Su Muzhi said with a smile.

"Hahaha, I don't know where your confidence comes from. Even though you aren't flat-chested, others at least feel smooth to the touch."

"When you touch yours, someone who didn't know better would think you stuffed two cherry tomatoes in your shirt just to poke people."

Jiang Linyuan was a generous person; he never skimped on his critiques.

Watching Su Muzhi's expression gradually turn into that of Shen Wanyu, he shook his head. See, I was right, she really is narrow-minded.