"Hanfan, my good woman, my good kitty, my super dark meat!"
Tang Wen shouted into the microphone.
Jiang Han puffed out her cheeks helplessly as she watched the comments fly past on her screen:
[Who would've thought that one day Tang Bao would be able to ride Kapudun Chaina's popularity? Wuwuwu, the noodle soup people are crying.]
[The noodle soup people never imagined that Tang Bao would get a sip of soup at the championship. Kitty Han, take me with you [slurp slurp]. Kitty Han is so tiny and smells so good [slurp slurp].]
[Cat-stan strategists, that's enough. I just want to see kitty soak in soup, or soup soak kitty. Get the Tang-Kitty address book going.]
"Noodle soup people" was the name for Tang Bao's fans. At least it sounded better than "Tang-stan people."
...Leaving aside those deranged comments.
During the incubation period before Tang Bao's latest episode—that was, ten minutes ago—Jiang Han had happened to chat with Xuanbao Channel about the match. Before the Eileen Cup, the Shaping division finals of the Eight Gates School Championship, the most anticipated competition both domestically and abroad, were about to begin. That was what they had been discussing.
Xuanbao asked, "Are you watching? The finals are Angelite versus Blind Treasure. Relive Great Angelite versus Great Eileen—saving the world, wow."
Jiang Han replied, "My sister Tang Bao and I are doing a Marit stream..."
Xuanbao flew into a rage. "Stop obsessing over your Marit already. Come shoot the breeze, come watch Angelite's devoted-daughter fans meet their doom! Chu Zi and Lin Ruiqiu are both here today. You two sisters come too—I'll send you a commentary rights code. Get to the [Xuan Kitty Slays Five Kitties and Beheads Six Kitties] channel, now. If you don't come, I'm overtaking you next time!"
Thus, the