The Witching Hour of 1994
Chapter 1459

Cats Cats Cats Cats Commuter Train!

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"Beep-doot beep-doot!... Beep-doot beep-doot!..."

Another Witch voice-over so embarrassing it made a cat cringe. This time, a sweet voice came through the phone—and it sounded familiar.

"Welcome to the Du Lingxuan Manor..."

As Jiang Han listened, she realized it was the voice of little Eileen, whom she had just called. "Holy shit, Eileen!"

"If you are looking for Miss Du Lingxuan, please press 1. If you are looking for Madam Du Pinyuan, please press 2..."

Jiang Han remembered now. Eileen had sold her voice too—not like Alesha, who had sold her singing voice, but by selling the copyright to her voice library. As a result, anyone could select Eileen's voice pack and, for just a few thousand, get three minutes' worth of ordinary lines voiced by Eileen.

At first, she had thought it was a great deal. But after giving it some thought—damn it, since when were Eileen's endorsement fees as expensive as 5,000 per three minutes? She'd been scammed!

So Jiang Han hadn't bought the service... uh, instead, she had recorded a set herself. After all, catgirls born of Sea Sirens like her had voices sweet enough to get into the Squirrel Society!

Eileen's ability to make money was truly terrifying.

Jiang Han pressed the number '1' key.

"Beep!" Eileen's voice-over was rather cute. "Connecting you to 'Miss Du Lingxuan.' Please wait. Thank you."

The voice-over vanished, replaced by a melodious violin piece.

Incidentally, even this kind of pure music used for waiting was performed by Witches themselves... perhaps that was one manifestation of their love for fun.

Before long, Xuan Bao's lively voice came through.

"Hello hello hello, who's this? Old Sai, I'm gaming!"

Jiang Han secretly glanced at her computer. Xuan Bao was actually staying up all night playing games—Alice Shoots, with the stream title: Climbing Rank

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