Watching Douluo Videos, Bibi Dong Weeps in Fear!
Chapter 44

How Many Times Did Tang San's Family Die? His Wife, Daughter, and Mother!

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Far North.

Ice Empress and Snow Empress both sighed after reading the Light Screen's introduction.

Snow Empress murmured, "Before this, I'd always wondered how Huo Yuhao managed to persuade the future you."

"Now it seems it was this so-called God Creation Plan."

"By making you her Soul Ring and Soul Bone, once Huo Yuhao became a god in the future, you could enter the God Realm along with him."

"Who would have thought that, ten thousand years later, even I would become one of his followers?"

"Then, Xue'er, are you still planning to wait for Huo Yuhao?" Ice Empress asked with a frown.

Snow Empress snorted coldly. "A mere human dares to control my power!"

"I only haven't gone to the Star Dou Forest because I feared Di Tian might harm me."

"But Di Tian truly does harbor great ambitions. If we go there, we actually won't face any danger."

"It's still better than this human brat!"

"Even if we follow that human brat and become gods, we'll be nothing more than pets in the God Realm!"

"Ice Empress, are you willing to be this human's pet?"

"Like hell!" Ice Empress said indignantly. "I'd rather kill him myself!"

"Snow Empress, if that's the case, then we might as well join Di Tian's camp!"

"Why not take a gamble and fight our way into the God Realm? Are we afraid we won't be able to obtain Divine Positions?!"

Snow Empress continued nodding, clearly sharing the same view.

The two of them continued watching the Light Screen, uncertain of what lay ahead.

Within the Light Screen.

The detailed introduction continued, though it was all minor details by then.

Finally, it introduced some of Huo Yuhao's other auxiliary advantages, such as his Body Martial Soul.

Once that was over, it compared him with Tang San.

[It could be said that in terms of the number of advantages and their lower limit, Huo Yuhao's advantages were undoubtedly stronger!]

[But in terms of upper limit, Tang San's Mysterious Heaven Skill was superior! Even a God King could cultivate it!]

[Each of their advantages had its own strengths. It was nowhere near what ordinary people claimed—that Huo Yuhao's advantages utterly crushed Tang San's!]

After the final round of meaningless summary, the video came to an end.

Everyone had their own thoughts after watching it.

The discussion in the Comment Section continued without pause.

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "What do you mean, each having its own strengths? Clearly, neither of them was fair!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Neither of them looks like a good person. They might as well hand all those advantages over to me!"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Why not give them to this king? With those advantages, this king would go kill that Sea God directly!"

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "If you capture the Tang San from your time and space, can't you obtain them all the same?"

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "Unlike ten thousand years later, the power on Huo Yuhao is much harder to steal!"

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Who might you be, senior? Are you interested in the power on me too?"

[Douluo II Mu En]: "Yuhao, there is no need to speak with her..."

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Oh..."

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "Mu En, it has been a long time. You're still alive."

[Douluo II Mu En]: "Xi Shui, what happened back then was regrettable. There is no point in you and me communicating here now."

[Douluo II Mu En]: "Let us continue watching the Light Screen..."

Ye Xishui seemingly had no interest in saying more to Mu En either and merely sighed to herself.

The others exchanged words among themselves and continued watching the Light Screen as before.

The previous video ended.

In the Real World, Song Ye casually swiped at the video, and the next one appeared.

Within the Light Screen.

[Do you know how many times Tang San's family members died in total?]

[As everyone knows, being the family of a protagonist is a high-risk occupation. In fact, nine out of ten novels begin with an orphaned protagonist!]

[Douluo Continent was no exception. Although Tang San was not an orphan, the people around him did not necessarily have smooth lives!]

[Next, follow me as I count how many times Tang San's family members died and how they died!]

[Note: This video only covers Tang San's immediate family. We will not discuss expendable relatives like those from the Clear Sky Sect!]

The new video appeared as normal, but no one had expected it to return to Tang San.

And it was such an ill-omened topic too—counting how many times Tang San's family had died, even listing their causes of death?

It was practically a dark joke, enough to make people's eyes twitch.

It had only just begun, yet many people were already discussing it.

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Hahaha, I didn't expect the new video to be so considerate!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Tang San, Tang San, this video is going to count your family's deaths! It seems being your family member isn't very fortunate!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Bibi Dong, what right do you have to say that? Your future self dies by my hand!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Whether I die or not does not matter. Sometimes, I truly do not want to live in this world."

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "But you, pretending to be some upright gentleman, acting like a savior, yet you cannot even protect your own family!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "By the way, Tang San. Do you think your father will die?"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "You rely on Tang Hao's protection now. If he ends up being killed by you someday, that would be interesting!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Shut up! Bibi Dong! Just wait. Once I grow stronger, it will be the day you die!"

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Senior Tang San's family? They should be fine, right? We never learned about this part of history."

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Xiao San, the Light Screen seems to mean that your family will indeed be in danger in the future!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Why not take me as your master again and teach me your cultivation technique so that my talent can recover?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Then, if you are not around, your teacher can protect your family too!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Shut up! You Gangzi, trying to trick me out of my cultivation technique again! Get lost!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Hey! You are being so unreasonable! Your teacher is doing this for your own good. I am only asking you to give up a cultivation technique. Is your family's future safety not as important as your cultivation technique?!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately began wildly berating Tang San, calling him unfilial or accusing him of disloyalty.

Tang San was the most feudal-minded sort of person. Hearing himself called disloyal, unrighteous, and unfilial, he wished he could come over and kill Yu Xiaogang on the spot.

If not for avoiding the crisis, why would he need to endure this?

Still, Yu Xiaogang's words did make Tang Hao somewhat worried.

Somewhere else.

Tang San was still arguing his case with the Light Screen.

But Tang Hao frowned as he read Yu Xiaogang and Bibi Dong's comments.

He pondered:

"Although Bibi Dong is trying to sow discord, what she says is not without reason."

"Since the Light Screen says Xiao San's family will die, and the title makes it look like more than one person will die!"

"Who else is left in Xiao San's family? More or less, only I remain!"

"Judging from this title, I may truly die in the future..."

"If that is the outcome, do I still need to protect Xiao San? What if this child is a lone star of calamity, and the more family members sacrifice themselves for him, the stronger he becomes? What should I do then?"

Thinking of that, Tang Hao immediately felt displeased.

It was not as though he had never read those little books. In most novels, illustrated books, and storytelling scripts, there were similar situations.

The families of all those protagonists died miserably to highlight the protagonist, serving only as tools for the protagonist to erupt with power.

The more Tang Hao thought about it, the worse he felt. He increasingly believed that Tang San might get him killed in the future!

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