This High-Martial World is Too Insane
Chapter 44

Holy Cow! There's a Cow!

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"Th-th-th-this... how is this possible!"

Yuan Dang gritted his teeth, trembling with such fear that he never imagined the future could be completely altered.

According to the historical trajectory, shouldn't Fang Can have refused? How could he possibly agree? Which step went wrong? I clearly didn't do anything at all.

For a moment, Yuan Dang felt his advantage of foresight dissipate by more than half; the future no longer seemed reliable.

As for Fang Can's own thoughts?

My aptitude inexplicably tripled. Is that guy hiding in the shadows waiting for me to leave the city so he can assassinate me? I'll just stay for a day and see how things play out.

As for why he agreed to the request of the Hall Master, it was simply because he looked so pitiful, with tears streaming down his face. He agreed offhandedly; staying for a day was no big deal.

At this moment, Yuan Dang had no idea that his own existence was the very cause of Fang Can's behavioral shift.

According to the original trajectory, Fang Can would never have triggered the so-called triple aptitude and would have naturally chosen to wander about.

"Good, good, good! As long as young friend Fang agrees, that is enough. I am willing to spend a thousand taels of silver every day to support you, only asking that you instruct us for half an hour each day." Seeing Fang Can agree, Yuan Dang was overjoyed and nodded repeatedly, fearing that Fang Can might go back on his word.

The disciples on the side also beamed with joy, as this meant they could also tag along and benefit from his Heart Manifestation.

"I will go prepare a premium guest room for you right away, young friend." As Hall Master Ye spoke and prepared to instruct his disciples, a voice as crisp as an oriole rang out from outside the room: "Father, I'm back."

Oh no. The moment the voice appeared, Yuan Dang felt his hands and feet turn cold.

That was the voice of his senior sister.

In his previous life, the last time Yuan Dang heard this voice was her mournful cry when she was abducted by the Harem Group under Fang Can.

Sure enough, as Yuan Dang looked over, he saw something that made his eyes split with rage: Fang Can was currently staring blankly at his senior sister's stunning face.

It's over!!! Yuan Dang felt despair in his heart.

This guy... Hearing the girl's crisp, sweet voice outside the door and seeing her exquisite beauty, Fang Can was indeed stunned.

Of course, it wasn't that he was mesmerized by her face. After all, although the girl before him was extremely, extremely, extremely beautiful, Jiang Ning'an was not inferior, and they each had their own unique charms.

Back when he faced Jiang, Fang Can had always maintained a cold, indifferent expression; let alone mere beauty, he would rather just masturbate to his own cross-dressed reflection in the mirror.

What truly made Fang Can feel strange was that as the girl appeared, his Normal State Solidification talent actually rose from three to about five times. What kind of situation was this?

Carrying his confusion, Fang Can took the initiative to approach the girl.

One step... two steps...

As he took his steps, under Yuan Dang's furious gaze, Fang Can clearly felt his aptitude improve significantly.

When he walked up to the girl and viewed her beautiful face at close range, Fang Can could clearly feel his aptitude rising to a terrifying twelve times or so.

Heh, is this some kind of Beauty Suppression Aura?

Fang Can was curious, even wondering what level his aptitude would reach if he were to hug the girl, cuddle intimately, or go even further.

"Eek!"

Seeing Fang Can suddenly lean in so close, the girl was startled and subconsciously shrank back: "Who are you? How can you be so rude?"

Feeling his aptitude drop as she retreated, Fang Can turned to look at Hall Master Ye and asked: "Is this young lady your daughter, Hall Master?"

"Young friend Fang, this is indeed my daughter, Ye Qingshi." The Hall Master guessed a certain possibility and said with a smile:

"Qingshi, this is the brilliant disciple of the Tiger Fiend Sect, Fang Can. He is a young hero who has reached the same realm as your father at such a young age, and he has even manifested his Heart Manifestation."

Seeing Hall Master Ye confirm it, Fang Can continued to ask: "Does the Hall Master's daughter live in the hall? If so, could you leave a guest room for me next to her boudoir?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Fang Can felt his aptitude rise once again. Feeling the fluctuation in his aptitude, Fang Can even wondered if he had awakened some kind of romance system where he would become stronger just by interacting with beautiful girls.

Little did he know, as this request was made, the hatred in Yuan Dang's heart had reached its peak.

Fang Can, you dog! I will kill you!!! Yuan Dang roared silently, but he was too cowardly to take a single step, forced to choose—endurance.

As for Fang Can, upon hearing his request, all the disciples of the Blazing Sun Martial Hall wore ambiguous "Oh~" expressions.

Even Ye Yonglie was muttering in his heart: Could it be that young friend Fang has not castrated himself?

Yes, castration!

By now, every male martial artist in the Blazing Sun Martial Hall, including Ye Yonglie, had already been castrated.

Because the Egg-Replacing Period method could increase the efficiency of martial arts training.

Therefore, after reaching the age of fourteen and being able to engage in intercourse, many martial artists would quickly produce offspring to ensure their bloodline did not end, and then cut off their Root of Troubles.

In other words, in the entire Blazing Sun Martial Hall right now, from the Hall Master to the gatekeeper, among the hundreds of people, Fang Can was the only one who still had the "equipment."

This was why, even though Ye Qingshi was a peerless beauty, when they saw Fang Can's attitude, no one else present felt any envy, jealousy, or hatred, nor did they have any feelings of rivalry.

Because their own hardware was insufficient and they lacked that function entirely—they had all been "snip-snapped," so why would they care about women?

Such things did not only happen in the Blazing Sun Martial Hall; most martial artists were in this state.

If you aren't even willing to cut off what's down there, what kind of martial arts are you practicing? Do you think you're some peerless genius?

In a sense, if Fang Can's story followed the path of an adult manga, it might be titled: <The Only Man in a Sexually Indifferent Martial World>.

As for why Yuan Dang was jealous, it was because after he entered the Heaven Ascending Path, he had grown it back, entering a world where normal people still had their roots.

"Father, I disagree."

Hearing Fang Can's words, Ye Qingshi hid behind Ye Yonglie and poked her head out, thinking reproachfully, How could he be so reckless?

However, despite those thoughts, a strange notion lingered in Ye Qingshi's heart instead—a sense of pleasant surprise and affirmation of her own worth.

Growing up, because everyone around her was in a state of being utterly useless, no one had ever shown her any clear affection.

As for those ordinary people who hadn't self-castrated? The class gap was too vast; they didn't even have the chance to meet.

Therefore, although Fang Can's attitude was intense, Ye Qingshi felt no repulsion at all; on the contrary, she felt the novelty of seeing a normal man for the first time.

Most importantly, compared to the other martial brothers who had trained themselves into Arnold-like figures, Fang Can's naturally exquisite appearance was like that of an immortal.

Facing his daughter's reproach, the Master smiled to smooth things over, saying, "Young Friend Fang is a man of talent, and he has come here specifically to help your father improve his realm. Do not be so temperamental."

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