The Three Realms Sneaky Ranking is shining bright with stars: there is the Seven-Surname Slave King Huai, the Shame of the True Kings Martial King Zhang Tao, the demon of the Earth Cave Li Zhu, the fifty-fifty-odds closeted second-in-command Heaven Suppressing King, and even the wise ones, the First Emperor, and the most ruthless of them all!
Among the sneaky ones, there must be an uncrowned king!
Who is the true uncrowned king?!
King Huai: "..."
Zhang Tao: "(°ー°〃)"
Heaven Suppressing King: "Who is closeted! Who are you calling closeted!"
"Hahahaha, the Sky Screen is so entertaining!"
"The Heaven Suppressing King is truly sitting at the same table as the Shame of the True Kings and the Seven-Surname Slave!"
"I wait for the Sky Screen to expose things every day just to have something to watch while I eat!"
"After many days, the Sky Screen is finally going to expose something again!"
"Good heavens, I thought a new ranking list was starting, but it turns out there are even more experts!"
"I thought the Spirit Emperor and the others were ruthless enough, but I didn't expect there to be even sneakier ones!"
"The uncrowned king, the king of kings!"
"Who exactly is the uncrowned king?"
In an instant, the Three Realms were in an uproar, filled with clamor!
Everyone became excited, looking forward to the uncrowned king among the sneaky ones!
The God Emperor, War Heavenly Emperor, Eastern Emperor, and Earth Emperor were also quite surprised.
They had thought that the Spirit Emperor ranking first on the Sneaky Ranking was already enough to surprise and shock them.
They didn't expect there to be an uncrowned king above the first place!
The Spirit Emperor, who was petting a cat, was also very surprised. She furrowed her brows slightly: "Could it be the Heavenly Emperor Killer?"
King Gen, King Xun, and a crowd of other ancient powerhouses were terrified. There are still sneaky ones!
It's too terrifying, it's truly too terrifying!
The waters of these Three Realms are just too damn deep!
"There are still experts!"
Fang Ping was almost numb; he had said this sentence several times already, but at this very moment, he was truly numb.
There are actually still sneaky ones!
[Who is the uncrowned king among the sneaky ones?]
[Candidates for the list: War Heavenly Emperor, Grey Cat!]
Two projections appeared in the void.
The War Heavenly Emperor carried a bow and arrows on his back, yet he looked like a scholarly Confucian student.
The other projection was a fat, chubby orange cat stealing food.
"???"
"What!!!"
"Holy crap!"
"How is it possible, the Grey Cat can actually make the list!"
"Grey Cat... inconceivable, unbelievable!"
"..."
Anyone who had some understanding of the Grey Cat was completely shocked, stunned into speechlessness with blank expressions on their faces!
The powerhouses who had experienced the era of the Heavenly Court were completely dumbfounded, their eyes nearly popping out of their sockets!
They suspected they had misread it, but the words "Grey Cat" flashing on the Sky Screen were so bright they were nearly blinding!
"The Grey Cat can actually be listed as the uncrowned king among the sneaky ones; it's so unexpected!"
"It's simply hard to believe!"
The God Emperor couldn't help but exclaim, he was even starting to doubt his own life.
The Eastern Emperor and War Heavenly Emperor were completely silent; they didn't even know what to say.
The Grey Cat... even if they were beaten to death, they would never have thought that a lazy cat, a fat cat, a stupid cat could make it onto the Sneaky Ranking, and at the level of an uncrowned king at that.
Everyone could accept the War Heavenly Emperor making the list.
The powerhouses of the Heavenly Realm were all very clear about how powerful the War Heavenly Emperor was.
The War Heavenly Emperor, who became an emperor after the contention of ten thousand paths, was the number one person in the Three Realms!
Born thirty thousand years earlier, he had the bearing of a Heavenly Emperor!
Although the War Heavenly Emperor was the last of the Nine Emperors and Four Emperors to become an emperor, his strength was unfathomable.
Even the Yang God regarded the War Heavenly Emperor as a powerhouse.
But the Grey Cat... on what grounds?
If the Heavenly Emperor were still alive, he would likely doubt his own life.
On Heaven Sealing Island, Feng was completely stunned, even feeling a hint of dread.
"War Heavenly Emperor, Grey Cat..."
In the new Spirit Emperor Palace, "Meow?"
The Grey Cat's chubby face was blank. How did it end up on the Sneaky Ranking? It was a cat, not a human!
The Spirit Emperor was so shocked that her entire body stiffened, and her hand, which had been petting the cat, involuntarily tightened its grip.
"Meow!"
"Grey Cat, did you do something bad?"
"This cat didn't!"
"That stupid cat actually made the list!"
The Heavenly Dog's eyes bulged out in shock. Was this stupid cat, the Grey Cat, also a sneaky one?
How is this possible!
The Sky Screen must have made a mistake!
In the Divine Sect, The Earth Emperor laughed, a speechless laugh.
King Kun and Hong Yu felt their mouths twitch, their eyes filled with immense surprise and disbelief—it was truly hard to believe.
The Sea Suppressing Envoy also laughed, a laugh filled with bewilderment.
Had this annoying, chubby, stupid cat, the Grey Cat, also become a sneaky one?
The Three Realms had truly changed drastically!
"What the f*ck!"
Fang Ping was stunned. Could a cat demon that looked so stupidly cute actually become the uncrowned king of the sneaky ones?
Is this reasonable?!
The Heaven Suppressing King was also shocked beyond words.
The Yang God's eyes nearly popped out!
"Grey Cat... unbelievable!"
The Yang God gasped, his gaze toward the Sky Screen suddenly turning serious.
This was the first time he had been serious; before, he had just been watching for fun, but now he truly wanted to know why the Grey Cat had made the list.
The War Heavenly Emperor making the list was within the Yang God's expectations.
But the Grey Cat... hiss!
In the Origin Source, The Human Emperor was so stunned he was nearly foolish.
The Western Emperor was so shocked his teeth ached.
If this stupid cat, the Grey Cat, could make the list, why wasn't he on it?
In the Void Heaven Realm, The War Heavenly Emperor was also somewhat surprised, then gave a dumbfounded laugh.
"Meow, this cat actually made the list too!"
The cat's face was shocked!
The War Heavenly Emperor rubbed the cat's head and laughed, "It's the cat outside that made the list."
"That's still this cat!"
[Grey Cat, an ancient ginger cat, a creature accidentally born to carry the filthy energy of the Origin Source.
In the past, the Grey Cat was accidentally born in the Origin Source and took the form of a cat.
Tian Chen, a disciple of the Heavenly Emperor and a peak-level powerhouse of the eighth level, saw how cute the Grey Cat was and persuaded the Heavenly Emperor to bring it back to the Three Realms to raise.
During the same period, the Heavenly Dog was born.
The Grey Cat, the darling of heaven and earth.
When the Grey Cat was young, the Yang God often saw it. Once, by accident, he blew the Grey Cat to pieces, which resulted in the Grey Cat gaining a superpower that allowed it to forget sad things.
When the Grey Cat was blown to pieces, the Origin Source trembled.
Seeing this, the Heavenly Emperor had no choice but to hand the Grey Cat over to Tian Chen to feed and protect. Because of this, Tian Chen became the Captain of the Cat Protection Squad and the Grand Steward of the Cat Palace.]
"Meow?!"
Grey Cat widened its eyes!
Heavenly Dog widened its eyes!
So this cat (stupid cat) was actually beaten silly by Yang God!
[After Tian Chen perished, Spirit Emperor was ordered by Heavenly Emperor to raise Grey Cat.
As Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog gradually grew up, they began to wreak havoc across the Three Realms, causing humans to loathe them and demons to weep!
They dug up Human Emperor's vegetable garden, calling on friends to share in the feast.
They excavated the fish pond of the Emperors, stealing away all the fish demons.
They even held secret meetings in front of Heavenly Wood, with Grey Cat calling the friends and Heavenly Dog acting as the master thief, splitting the loot fifty-fifty afterward.]
[Grey Cat conspired with Heavenly Dog to attack Seal Keeper, intending to seize the Nine Emperors Seal.
Weapon Keeper was furious and sought to suppress Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog.
Spirit Emperor struck him with a palm, injuring him, and declared that Grey Cat was adorable and must not be harmed!
In the end, Heavenly Dog was punished with a thousand-year ban from entering the Heavenly Court.
Later, Grey Cat fished away the direct descendant of Sea Suppressing Envoy. When Beast Emperor came knocking, Grey Cat saw him and abandoned Heavenly Dog to flee, while Heavenly Dog was punished with a thousand-year ban from entering the Bitter Sea!
There was also the time Grey Cat conspired with Heavenly Dog to steal and eat medicinal plants from God Emperor's herb garden. God Emperor was enraged, but Grey Cat fled to Spirit Emperor Palace and instead complained that the herbs in God Emperor's garden tasted terrible. Without asking for the truth, Spirit Emperor marched to God Emperor Palace to fight.
Grey Cat even made Earth Emperor's son, King Kun Hong Kun, drink cat urine!
Furthermore, Grey Cat conspired with Heavenly Dog to peek at Spirit Emperor, Yue Ling, and others bathing; when discovered, it abandoned Heavenly Dog and fled.
They even spied on Hong Yu and Yue Ling fighting in bed, and even went on to widely publicize that Hong Yu had lost the fight in bed to Yue Ling!]
"Damn, are this cat and dog really that dark?"
"Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog are truly wicked!"
"Is this cat demon really this arrogant?"
"Grey Cat is such a schemer. It does all the bad deeds, but Heavenly Dog takes the punishment. Heavenly Dog is truly miserable!"
"Hahahaha, am I the only one who noticed these gossip tidbits are hilarious?"
"I'm dying of laughter, Grey Cat is even a perverted cat!"
"..."
The people of the Three Realms were having a blast, but the few individuals named by the Sky Screen couldn't laugh at all.
Human Emperor was speechless; Grey Cat hadn't just ruined his vegetable garden, but many other places as well!
Sea Suppressing Envoy was utterly speechless, and Beast Emperor was also silent.
Because Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog hadn't just wanted to eat the big fish head of Sea Suppressing Envoy, they had even wanted to taste him, the Beast Emperor.
God Emperor smiled helplessly; back in the day, with Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog around, spiritual plants simply couldn't grow well.
Heavenly Wood had almost become Grey Cat's fishing rod, and Heavenly Wood's companion divine bird had been roasted and eaten by Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog.
Of course, the reason Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog remained unscathed was due to Grey Cat's unique nature; otherwise, they would have been beaten to death or captured long ago.
Within the Divine Sect, Hong Kun's face turned green!
Now the entire Three Realms knew he had drunk Grey Cat's urine!
The married couple Hong Yu and Yue Ling had faces as black as coal!
Li Zhu covered his mouth, struggling to hold back his laughter.
Earth Emperor chuckled, finding it quite interesting.
Thinking about it carefully, Grey Cat really did have the potential to be a schemer.
It was just that Heavenly Dog was a bit miserable, taking the fall for so many things while eating less than Grey Cat!
In Spirit Emperor Palace, Grey Cat's fur stood on end: "Fake, it's all fake!
This cat never does bad things, everything the Sky Screen said is fake! It's making this cat so mad, this cat doesn't do bad things!"
As for peeking at Spirit Emperor bathing, it never did that!
It was all that Big Dog who dragged it along to peek; it didn't like it at all!
Lin Zi glanced at the slightly stiff-faced Spirit Emperor and hurriedly lowered her head as she ran out.
A smile curled on Spirit Emperor's lips as she affectionately stroked Grey Cat's head.
Grey Cat felt inexplicably terrified.
"Big Fatty, it has nothing to do with this cat, it was all Big Dog's doing!"
Outside the Spirit Emperor Palace, Heavenly Dog began to bark, cursing in a very nasty way.
"I am not a scapegoat dog, I did that on purpose!"
It was just that the plan had failed.
It wasn't a stupid cat; it had intentionally let Grey Cat eat more!
The more Grey Cat ate, the fatter it would get, and once it became as fat as a pig, it wouldn't be able to outrun it!
However...
Heavenly Dog felt aggrieved, but it wouldn't say it!
"Big Dog, this cat wants to eat fish!"
Grey Cat felt wronged; after being toyed with by that big fatty, it was hungry.
Heavenly Dog: "..."
"Wait for me!"
Heavenly Dog hurriedly went to catch fish.
In truth, it knew clearly that Grey Cat had people to feed it. After Tian Chen fell, Spirit Emperor protected Grey Cat, so it didn't need to forage for food itself at all.
But Heavenly Dog had no other backing, and the Heavenly Court wasn't exactly friendly toward it.
Grey Cat was afraid that if it went out to forage alone, it would be killed by others, which was why it often left Spirit Emperor Palace to stir up trouble and loot with it.
Of course, ordinary people wouldn't know that Heavenly Dog was such a tsundere dog.
In the Void Heaven Realm, The projected Grey Cat giggled: "The Sky Screen actually exposed my deeds, how interesting!"
It had stayed here with War Heavenly Emperor for eighty thousand years, bored to death, doing nothing but eating and sleeping every day, plus being forced to read and study!
War Heavenly Emperor shook his head and chuckled; Grey Cat was truly mischievous yet adorable.
Back in the day, when he made Grey Cat study, it would rather self-destruct its physical body to escape; that was really hard on it.
"This cat is so bad!"
Fang Ping couldn't help but exclaim; Grey Cat was too devious.
As for Heavenly Dog, it was just a huge sucker!
Zhang Tao was also stunned; the Three Realms actually had such legendary figures—no, they should be called legendary beasts!
[Grey Cat and Heavenly Dog are guilty of all sorts of evil, truly a peerless pair.]
[Heavenly Emperor Long Bian once said that he had seen Grey Cat when it was weak.]
Immediately after, a scene appeared on the Sky Screen.
Grey Cat was sneaking around, rummaging through a bamboo basket that God Emperor had placed to the side. Inside the basket was a small dragon, and the Sky Screen had added a few words above the small dragon's forehead: Long Bian.
Seeing this, Grey Cat picked up the small dragon in its mouth and turned to run.
The scene shifted, and Long Bian sighed to everyone: "As one of the most ancient Emperor Sovereigns, I have seen Grey Cat when it was weak."
Seeing this scene, the crowd was in an uproar.
Heavenly Emperor Long Bian: "..."
Fine, fine, fine, it was his turn now, wasn't it?
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Is this the contrast?"
"So, different punctuation really changes the meaning."
"Heavenly Emperor Long Bian is actually from the dragon race!"
"..."
"I have seen Grey Cat, when it was weak... that is too brilliant!" Fang Ping's mouth twitched.
So it meant he was seen while being carried in Grey Cat's mouth!
[Although the above can prove that Grey Cat possessed the potential of a schemer, it is not enough to make it a candidate for the Uncrowned King.]
The crowd nodded; that was indeed true.
[Grey Cat can turn bad luck into good fortune. It can sense anyone who mentions its name, and it will stay away from anyone who harbors ill intent toward it.
When the Heavenly Court was at its peak, it followed Spirit Emperor.
When the Heavenly Court was about to fall, it disappeared without a trace and later went into a deep slumber.
When Heavenly Dog fought in all directions, it followed Heavenly Dog to act recklessly. After Heavenly Dog went to the Heavenly Grave and fell, it hid in a secluded place to sleep.
The fall of the Earth Emperor Divine Dynasty and countless other great wars could not disturb it, nor could anyone easily find it; people would even subconsciously ignore it.
During the Sect Era, it followed Gong Juanzi and Mo Wenjian to fish and eat.
Before the Sect Wars, it fell into a deep slumber once again.
When it emerged again, it met the new generation's Child of Luck, the future Human King.]
Following the future Human King, it transformed from an Emperor-level cat into an Emperor cat!
In the end, it even became the Seed cat, the Sovereign cat!
One stone stirred up a thousand ripples; looking at the Sky Screen's description of Grey Cat, the Three Realms were completely boiling over, erupting into a clamor!
"Turning bad luck into good fortune! Disaster is always one step behind it!"
"Grey Cat is invincible, truly invincible!"
"This cat is too terrifying; it can actually sense when others are talking about it and even detect malicious intent!"
"Grey Cat, Grey Cat, do you want to eat cat food or canned cat food?"
"If only I were a cute and silly cat demon too!"
"Where is the future Human King? I can dress up as a cat-girl; I guarantee I'd be even more fun than Grey Cat!"
"Hiss, Emperor cat, Sovereign cat, Seed cat!"
"Grey Cat actually became the Sovereign of the Three Realms and swallowed the Seed of the Three Realms! How is this possible!"
"The future Human King! Who exactly is the future Human King? To be able to cultivate such a fat cat like Grey Cat into the Sovereign of the Three Realms!"
"If Grey Cat eventually became the Sovereign of the Three Realms, then just how strong must the future Human King be?!"
"Terrifying, simply terrifying!"
The people of the Three Realms all gasped in succession, sighing endlessly.
Grey Cat is too strong!
It isn't strong because of itself, but because it knows how to choose a backer and how to avoid disaster!
These two points alone make it terrifyingly strong!
God Emperor, Heaven Fighting Emperor, and Eastern Emperor were astonished!
"Grey Cat actually ended up swallowing the Seed!"
"The future Human King... the Human King, it turns out the human race solves everything!"
It was hard to believe, somewhat inconceivable!
The human race, the human race at this moment is too weak.
The current Human King Zhang Tao has only just entered the Heavenly King realm; how could the future Human King possibly solve everything?
It is truly unbelievable!
Earth Emperor frowned slightly. Did the future Human King and Grey Cat solve everything together?
Is this the original destiny?
Above the Origin Source, Human Emperor, Western Emperor, and Beast Emperor were also filled with suspicion and uncertainty.
If the future Human King and Grey Cat became the Sovereigns, then what is the fate of people like them?
In the Void Heaven Realm, War Heavenly Emperor was lost in thought.
In the Human Realm, Zhang Tao was severely shocked!
The one who will rule the Three Realms in the future is actually their human race, and it is the future Human King!
But who exactly is the true future Human King?
At Magic Martial University, Fang Ping trembled in body and mind, his expression shifting unpredictably.
In Yang City, Yang God furrowed his brows slightly, harboring some guesses in his heart.
In the Earth Cave, King Ming and the others, especially the True Kings of the Heavenly Plant Royal Court, were completely unsettled.
If the future Sovereign of the Three Realms is the human race, wouldn't that mean the Earth Cave might cease to exist?!
With a century of blood feuds, how could the human race not settle the score!
"We absolutely cannot sit and wait for death!"
"We absolutely cannot let such a powerful existence successfully rise!"
"It's hard, too hard!"
"The Human Realm has Heaven Suppressing King and God Forger; unless it is an Emperor, no one can invade the Human Realm!"
"Then we wait for him to come to the Earth Cave!"
"But we don't even know who the future Human King is."
"If we can't find the future Human King, then we kill the current Human King first!"
"But will those Emperors let us strangle the future Human King?"
"Are we really just going to watch the human race rise and wait to be completely liquidated by them!"
For a moment, the True Kings of the Earth Cave all felt a sense of utter powerlessness.
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