I Have No Interest in Ordinary Humans... (Two-in-One)

"My name is Yosuke Hirata. In middle school, everyone called me Yosuke, so I hope you will all call me by my first name as well. I am interested in every kind of sport.

Among them, I am particularly fond of soccer, and I intend to play soccer at this school as well. I look forward to working with you all."

As the advocate, Yosuke Hirata delivered an impeccable self-introduction that flowed like water.

This was truly remarkable courage. A student who showcased sports as his strength had appeared, and once his refreshing face was combined with soccer, his popularity multiplied.

The girls beside Yosuke Hirata had eyes sparkling, already shaped like hearts.

This person seemed as if he were meant to be at the center of the class from the start; he would likely lead everyone until graduation. He was simply the unrivaled candidate for class representative.

"If it's alright with everyone, I'd like us to go around and introduce ourselves one by one... would that be okay?"

Yosuke Hirata asked for everyone's opinion very naturally. Of course, given the atmosphere, there was no power to refuse; those who chose to decline would likely be ostracized.

The girl at the very front looked a bit overwhelmed, but she steeled herself and stood up. Her body was trembling, and she looked extremely nervous.

"I... I am... Kokoro Inogashira."

Excessive nervousness caused the girl's mind to go blank. Perhaps because she hadn't organized her thoughts before starting, her face began to turn pale. It was rare to see someone express their feelings so candidly; for instance, Ayanokoji Kiyotaka behind her was a complete poker face.

"You can do it."

"It's okay, don't be nervous."

Words of encouragement came from the surrounding classmates. Most were very friendly, but a few girls couldn't help but giggle softly, while she stood there motionless.

"Just take your time, don't be nervous."

In this situation, the angel named Kikyo Kushida stepped forward. Her gentle words seemed capable of purifying one's heart.

At first glance, this sentence didn't seem any different from the "You can do it" or "It's okay" said by the others, but it carried the implication that she didn't have to force herself to cater to others. Perhaps this was the art of language.

She seemed to calm down because of these words, trying hard to adjust her breathing and settle her nerves.

"My name is Kokoro Inogashira. Um, my hobby is sewing, and I am especially good at knitting... I look forward to working with you."

It seemed that after adjusting her mood, she was able to say what she wanted to say smoothly. Thanks to Kikyo Kushida's intervention, this girl was able to say her piece and safely navigate the crisis.

Let this be a lesson to quickly organize a perfect self-introduction speech, just like that Yosuke Hirata.

"Then, I'm next."

A vibrant person stood up—it was the little angel Kikyo Kushida who had just helped the girl. If only she had this cute side, it would be fine, but unfortunately, this person was a coexistence of demon and angel.

Perhaps sensing the thoughts of Ju Ji, she suddenly turned her head and glared at him fiercely. It seemed that because there were outsiders present, she didn't fully reveal her vicious side, appearing quite cute instead.

I have to say, a woman's intuition is truly terrifying. I wonder if this person hasn't been affected by my Hypnosis? I'll test it when I get back.

"My name is Kikyo Kushida. Since very few friends from my middle school entered this school with me, I hope to quickly remember everyone's faces and names and become friends."

Most people stopped their self-introductions here, but Kikyo Kushida continued.

"My first goal is to get along well with everyone here. After everyone finishes their self-introductions, please be sure to exchange contact information with me."

With her personality, she would surely be able to mingle with everyone quickly. She was so cute, too. If only I could do that much, Ju Ji couldn't help but think.

"Also, I want to have fun with everyone after school or on holidays and make lots of memories, so please feel free to 'ask me out.' It's a bit long, but my self-introduction ends here."

This could no longer be described as just being good at communication. She would surely be popular among both boys and girls, but I had a feeling she emphasized a certain word, implying something. Maybe it was just my imagination.

That said, now was not the time to comment on others' self-introductions; I needed to hurry up and think about what to say.

"Then, the next person..."

Seemingly to urge the progress along, Yosuke Hirata turned his gaze to the next person, but this student glared at him viciously.

It was a boy with dyed bright red hair, perfectly fitting the term "delinquent," though I, Ju Ji, who had dyed my hair gold, wasn't in a position to say that.

"Do you think we're kids? There's no need for self-introductions at all. Those who want to do it can just do it themselves."

The red-haired boy glared at Yosuke Hirata with a fierce look, as if they would start fighting the next second.

Although I felt familiar with this person, I didn't recall who he was. While I remember events clearly, I am not good at remembering people. In Classroom of the Elite, the only ones I can remember are Ayanokoji, the teachers, Kikyo Kushida, and Horikita Suzune; honestly, I have no impression of the others.

"I can't force you, but I don't think getting along well with the class is a bad thing. However, if I have caused you an unpleasant experience, I apologize."

Seeing Yosuke Hirata lower his head, the girls in the class began to glare at the red-haired boy. After all, Yosuke Hirata was a very popular person now.

"It's just a self-introduction, it won't kill you."

"Yeah, exactly!"

"Shut up. I didn't come here to play some friendship game."

The red-haired boy stood up and walked out of the classroom, and several classmates followed him out. Perhaps they felt there was no need to get along with classmates, or perhaps they just found the self-introduction troublesome.

Regardless, they gave up this excellent opportunity to make friends... probably.

Horikita Suzune's face turned slightly toward Ju Ji, as if she had something to say, but in the end, she didn't open her mouth, though her body showed an intention to stand up.

"Horikita, stay. This will surely be a good experience for us."

"I don't need you to tell me that, Shinomiya. I think so too."

Under Ju Ji's persuasion, Horikita Suzune stopped her movement. It seemed she stayed because of his words.

Don't misunderstand; she was just looking for a reason to stay here. Ju Ji could see that from her. If you ask why, Horikita Suzune's favorability hadn't changed at all.

Hirata looked a little dejected as he watched the students leave.

"It's not their fault. It's my fault for forcing everyone to introduce themselves."

Seeing him still making excuses for them at a time like this, Ju Fan realized that Hirata was truly a good person; he didn't think he could ever reach that level himself.

Some students left the classroom because they didn't accept the format of the self-introductions, while the remaining students continued on, as conforming to the mainstream is a common phenomenon.

"I'm Kanji Ike. I like girls and hate handsome guys. I'm recruiting a girlfriend at any time, so please treat me well. Of course, I'm hoping for a cute girl or a beauty."

It was hard to tell whether he was joking or serious, and naturally, his statement drew quite a bit of resentment from the girls, giving off a rather frivolous vibe.

"Amazing, Ike-kun is so cool."

"For real? I actually think I'm pretty great myself."

The interaction between the two was practically a comedy sketch, drawing loud laughter from the girls. It was a decent bit of entertainment, and even Ju Fan wondered if he should try something like that.

"What's with that? Everyone is genuinely cute, and I'm genuinely recruiting a girlfriend."

Kanji Ike didn't seem to realize he was being mocked, but at least he wasn't a bad person, even if he was getting carried away.

Next up was the culprit who had hogged the priority seat on the bus, forcing him to stand the whole way. Although he had eventually given it up himself, Ju Fan still felt a sliver of resentment toward him.

He was currently looking into a mirror at his slightly long bangs, absentmindedly grooming them with a comb. Such behavior easily brought one word to mind: narcissism.

"Um, could you please introduce yourself?"

"Very well."

He flashed a brief, prince-like smile. Instead of standing up like the other students, he began his introduction with an arrogant posture.

"My name is Rokusuke Koenji. I am the only son of the Koenji Conglomerate, and a man who will eventually shoulder the burden of Japanese society. I look forward to working with you, ladies."

It looked like a self-introduction, but in reality, he had only introduced himself to the girls.

The Koenji Conglomerate was on par with the Shinomiya Group in society. I see, he certainly had the capital to be arrogant.

However, the girls didn't look at him with sparkling eyes; they looked at him as if he were a weirdo. Well, he was indeed a weirdo.

His introduction wasn't over yet, but Ju Fan no longer had the leisure to pay attention, because it would be his turn right after he finished.

He hadn't decided what to say yet. He had thought of several options, but none of them felt quite right. While he was hesitating, Koenji's introduction finally ended.

"Next is Shinomiya-kun, right?"

"The guy who asked Teacher Chabashira that question?"

"Shinomiya... could he have some connection to the Shinomiya Group?"

"He seems kind of cool."

Unlike the others, Ju Fan had sparked a debate among his classmates for various reasons before he even started his introduction. This was a good sign. It proved that as long as he handled his introduction well, he could naturally make friends. Therefore, there was no need to take risks; he just needed to play it safe...

"Shinomiya-kun, could you please introduce yourself?"

Seeing that Ju Fan hadn't responded for a long time, Hirata felt a slight headache, thinking he had encountered another difficult person like Koenji.

"Ah... oh, sorry. My name is Shinomiya Ju Fan. By the way, I have absolutely no connection to the Shinomiya Group. Also, I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, people from other worlds, or espers among you, feel free to come find me! That is all."

Perhaps he was too nervous; after standing up, his mind had gone blank, and his lips had started moving on their own. By the time he realized it, his introduction was already over.

"No way, is this chuunibyou?"

"He feels kind of cute."

"It's probably better not to get involved with him."

It was over. He had been too nervous and accidentally used the leader's lines. Now everyone would think of Ju Fan as a chuunibyou weirdo. His dream of a perfect self-introduction followed by making friends easily had come to an end.

He couldn't help but look at Kikyo, and his eyes met hers. It was the look one gives an idiot. Don't look at me like that, hey.

"Um, that... I'm Ayanokoji Kiyotaka. That... I don't have any particular strengths, but I'll try my best to get along with everyone, so please treat me well."

Ayanokoji hurried back to his seat after finishing his introduction. Now there was one more person holding his head in frustration.

"Horikita Suzune. That is all!"

Horikita's introduction was still extremely brief. Honestly, could this even be called a self-introduction? Wasn't it just stating her name?

"Um, Horikita-san, you should at least mention your hobbies or something."

Seeing the air grow a bit stagnant, Kikyo couldn't help but step in to smooth things over.

"I enjoy reading. Unlike those two idiots from before, I have no intention of getting along with you all."

So cool. Really cool. But if you act like that, you won't make any friends, Horikita-san. And I wonder if those two idiots included 'me'.

"So cool."

"If only someone like that could be my girlfriend."

It turned out that even like this, Horikita was still popular. She possessed the looks to achieve that effect. Sure enough, some people have strange tastes.

"Please treat us well, Horikita-san. Actually, you want to get along with everyone too, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have stayed. Let's all do our best together."

Finally, with Hirata smoothing things over, this roller-coaster of a self-introduction session finally came to an end.

"Shinomiya, as you said, this self-introduction session was indeed quite interesting."

Horikita was definitely mocking him with that last sentence; it was obvious, yet something seemed to have changed. Horikita's favorability had reached 30, which, in a sense, could be considered progress... probably.

It was a pity that in the end, apart from Kikyo, Horikita, and Ayanokoji, he hadn't managed to get anyone else's contact information.

Although it was a strict school, the entrance ceremony was no different from that of an ordinary school.

After listening to the exhortations of the dignitaries, it concluded smoothly; the whole process couldn't be called entirely uninteresting, but it was dull and insipid, enough to make one fall asleep.

Once the opening ceremony ended, most people returned to their dorms, and those who remained split into groups. Some went to cafes, while others were brave enough to head to karaoke, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

"Um, Shinomiya, could you keep me company for a little while?"