Douluo: My Little Cotton Jacket System is Too Heartwarming!
Chapter 33

Three Martial Souls' Bullshit Three Soul Skills! (Chapter 2)

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"Nine spirit rings?"

"A Title Douluo?"

Hu Liena's exclamation snapped Bibi Dong and Gui Mei back from their shock.

Bibi Dong carefully examined the spirit rings on Feng Xiao. Soon, she reached a conclusion. "How could he be a Title Douluo? Xiao Feng's innate spirit power was only at level thirty-two. If I'm not mistaken, these should be three spirit rings from each of his three spirits."

Bibi Dong was curious about one thing. Even as a twin-spirit user, she couldn't manifest the rings of both spirits simultaneously, and the two spirits couldn't be used together at all. She wondered how Feng Xiao managed it, or if there was some special method.

When the system restored Feng Xiao's spirit rings, he stood up and looked at Bibi Dong, whose eyes were full of doubt. He asked with equal confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Xiao Feng, why can you condense spirit rings on your own? Aren't spirit rings supposed to be obtained by hunting spirit beasts?" Bibi Dong spoke.

Feng Xiao pretended to have a sudden realization, then smiled. "Oh, so that's it. Actually, people from the God Realm can use a special method to condense spirit rings from within themselves. The age of the ring depends on the body's quality. The stronger the body, the higher the age of the condensed spirit ring."

For a moment, Bibi Dong became instantly excited. Condense spirit rings from within oneself? If she could master this method, the balance of power in this world would fall entirely into Spirit Hall's hands. So she looked at Feng Xiao and asked, "Then this method, you..."

Feng Xiao understood what Bibi Dong meant. He simply shook his head. "This method is very special. Mortals can't do it. To use it, one must possess divine power in their body. Without divine power, forcibly using this method will only cause the body to explode and die."

Hearing Feng Xiao's words, Bibi Dong felt a pang of regret, while Feng Xiao was amused. "Nonsense, this is my precious system's exclusive ability. How could an ordinary person ever learn it?"

After her regret, Bibi Dong turned her attention back to Feng Xiao. "Then what are your spirit abilities? Can you tell us about them?"

"Sure, why not?"

Feng Xiao raised the Demon God Sword in his hand. "First spirit ring, five thousand years. Spirit ability: Demon God Harvest (Dark Harvest). Every time I kill someone, this ability absorbs their soul and provides me with a permanent dark passive that grants ten percent of the damage from the victim's strongest single-target attack before death. This passive has no cooldown."

(Don't ask why the age differs from before. Ask, and the answer is that the system daddy upgraded it.)

"Second spirit ring, eight thousand years. Spirit ability: Demon God Collector (God Collector). When I activate the second spirit ability, my attacks gain a seventy percent armor-piercing effect and a twenty percent critical strike effect. Additionally, anyone whose health falls below a certain threshold will be instantly killed by me, with no exceptions."

"Third spirit ability, twelve thousand years. Spirit ability: Demon God Transformation (God Transformation). This ability enhances all my attributes by seventy percent. When using the Demon God Sword, it also adds a life-draining effect to the sword."

"These are the current spirit abilities of my Demon God Sword. What do you think?"

After Feng Xiao finished speaking, he found the three people in front of him already dumbfounded. At this moment, Xiao Feng felt very satisfied. "With the effects of my spirit abilities, I'll scare you to death. Overpowered abilities, right? Unbeatable~"

Bibi Dong: "Is this the talent of a God's Child? It's simply indescribable."

Hu Liena: "Are my little junior brother's spirit abilities too freakish? This is practically the chosen one."

Gui Mei: "Decision made. I'm following the big shot. I'm going to coast!"

"Ahem, Xiao Feng, can you tell us about the effects of your other spirits?" Bibi Dong said after composing herself.

"Alright."

Then, Feng Xiao's spirit power surged, and three different Holy Candies (lollipops) appeared in his hand.

"First spirit ring, five thousand years. Spirit ability: Speed Holy Candy. It boosts the user's speed by seventy percent for half an hour, ignores spirit power level, and has no cooldown."

"Second spirit ring, eight thousand years. Spirit ability: Strength Holy Candy. It boosts the user's strength by seventy percent for half an hour, ignores spirit power level, and has no cooldown."

"Third spirit ability, twelve thousand years. Spirit ability: Soul Holy Candy. It boosts the user's spirit power by seventy percent, ignores spirit power level, is a one-time effect, and has no cooldown."

After Feng Xiao finished, the entire Spirit Awakening Hall fell silent again. What kind of concept were Feng Xiao's spirit abilities? For example, in a battle between Title Douluo, instantly boosting strength, speed, and spirit power by seventy percent was an incredibly overpowered thing.

Keep in mind that Feng Xiao's third spirit ability had no cooldown. That meant, as long as Feng Xiao had enough spirit power, he could become a mobile logistics fortress. In a battle of Title Douluo, the level-ignoring third spirit ability would allow many Title Douluo to spam their spirit abilities without restraint!

Not to mention the seventy percent speed and strength boosts from the first and second abilities, which also ignored spirit power levels. The effect was ridiculously overpowered!

At this moment, Bibi Dong and the others were mentally numb. Having lived for so many years, they had never seen such absurd spirit abilities!

Bibi Dong felt her blood pressure rising and needed to calm down. At the same time, a saying came to mind: "He who obtains Feng Xiao, obtains the world!"

However, Feng Xiao didn't care at all. He gestured for Er Gouzi to come over and smiled again. "Silver Moon Wolf God, a special summoning-type spirit. You can think of it as a companion divine beast. It is both a spirit and a divine beast, an independent entity. Even if I die, it won't die. At most, it will sever its connection with me and become an independent divine beast."

"So its spirit rings are condensed by itself."

"Its first spirit ring is called Wolf God Howl (Ao of Holy Crap), ten thousand years. Effect: reduces the enemy's thinking ability by ninety-nine percent, ignores spirit power level."

"Second spirit ability..."

At this point, Feng Xiao found it hard to keep making things up. "It's one thing to make up bullshit for my own abilities, but making it up for this bastard is really exhausting."

"Second spirit ability, eleven thousand years. Called Wolf God Eye (Eyes of Wisdom). Effect: reduces the enemy's intelligence by ninety-nine percent, sending them into a frenzy, ignores spirit power level."

Feng Xiao's (Xiao Feng's) inner thoughts: "What the hell... speechless. What kind of damn skills are these?"

"Third spirit ability, twelve thousand years. Called Wolf God Claw (House Demolition Claw). Boosts the sharpness of its claws by ninety-nine percent. When targeting special items (furniture), the sharpness increases to one hundred percent."

This time, Bibi Dong and the others weren't shocked. Instead, they were all full of confusion.

"The mighty Silver Moon Wolf God's spirit abilities are actually reducing others' thinking and intelligence? Is this a dimensionality reduction strike? Although the effect is ninety-nine percent and ignores spirit power level... wait, ninety-nine percent? Ignores spirit power level?"

"Holy crap, isn't this an overpowered skill?"

For a moment, Bibi Dong's gaze toward Er Gouzi became filled with excitement, causing Er Gouzi to shiver involuntarily.

"This woman doesn't look like a good person! Better stay far away from her."

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