Douluo: My Little Cotton Jacket System is Too Heartwarming!
Chapter 35

Bird-Shot Gun Cannot Compare to a Cannon, Neither Good-Looking Nor Useful (Hu Liena Growing More Ashamed and Indignant)

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In the villa beside the Pope Palace.

Feng Xiao sat on the sofa in the first-floor hall, watching Hu Liena approach step by step. The corner of his mouth twitched as he said, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Right, knowing Hu Liena was up to some mischief, Xiao Feng had switched back directly.

Hearing Feng Xiao's words, Hu Liena froze for a moment, as if she hadn't expected him to say that. Then she looked down at her outfit with confusion.

Black stockings, a cropped top that wrapped her chest, fair, delicate shoulders, collarbones, arms, paired with her martial soul's fox ears and tail.

"That's right, my outfit's fine, isn't it? Sister Yuxin said no man can resist this kind of look." Hu Liena thought to herself, a hint of bewilderment creeping into her small eyes.

Watching Hu Liena sink into deep self-doubt, Feng Xiao couldn't help but laugh.

"What exactly are you trying to do?" Feng Xiao's voice rang out again.

Hu Liena finally snapped back to her senses and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to see my sincerity? I think this is my sincerity. Don't you feel anything at all?"

At that, Feng Xiao, lounging on the sofa, finally understood why Hu Liena had pulled this stunt. He couldn't help but smirk mockingly. "What were you thinking? Tempting a boy who's not even a year old? Do you think I'm too much of a man, or that I can actually do something? Or maybe you want something done to you?"

Hearing Feng Xiao's words, Hu Liena's face flushed with embarrassment and awkwardness. Because of Feng Xiao's appearance, it was easy to overlook his real age, and besides, she hadn't thought that far ahead—she'd never even considered the idea of wanting something done to her.

"Ahem, well then, that, I'll be going." Muttering to herself that she was acting like a fool, Hu Liena turned to leave. But would Feng Xiao let a lamb that had walked right up to his door go?

"Bang!"

The door to the first-floor villa hall slammed shut. At the same time, the curtains on the windows automatically lowered. Seeing this, Hu Liena panicked. She spun around to find Feng Xiao standing up with a mischievous grin and quickly asked, "Little junior brother, what, what are you trying to do?"

Feng Xiao stepped toward Hu Liena, one step at a time, just as she had approached him earlier.

For every step Feng Xiao took forward, Hu Liena took one back, until her back pressed against the door with nowhere left to retreat. Feng Xiao stood right in front of her. Seeing his blatantly malicious expression, Hu Liena's legs went weak involuntarily, and she slowly slid down the door to sit on the floor.

Coming up to her, Xiao Feng braced one hand against the door behind Hu Liena and gently lifted her chin with the other. "Senior sister, you can come as you please, but you can't leave as you please. And I have to say, your sincerity is pretty good. So tonight, you're staying."

At that moment, Hu Liena's face flushed bright red. She naturally knew what staying overnight meant, and stammered, "I, I, that..."

But before she could finish, Feng Xiao pinched her little mouth shut and said, "Senior sister, did you think I'd actually say that? What are you thinking? With your flat chest and lack of figure, you silly fox, if you want to tempt me, go grow up a few more years."

With that, as Hu Liena let out a startled yelp, he scooped her up by the waist, kicked the door open, and unceremoniously tossed her out.

And as luck would have it, this scene was caught by Bibi Dong, who was standing by a window on the second floor opposite, drinking tea.

"Pfft~"

Seeing this, Bibi Dong sprayed her tea. Her eyes widened as she muttered to herself, "What was Nana doing dressed up all seductively? And why did Xiao Feng throw her out again?"

For a moment, Bibi Dong was baffled.

On the other side, Hu Liena, having been thrown out, was still in a daze.

"Flat chest? No figure?"

At that, Hu Liena was furious. She looked down at her own impressive assets. Sure, she was only twelve, but, "I'm not small! How am I flat-chested? How do I have no figure? Aren't my legs long enough? Isn't my black silk black enough? Is there absolutely no appeal?"

"Stupid junior brother! Just you wait! One day, I'll smother you with these!"

Leaving behind that harsh threat, Hu Liena stormed off in a huff, while Feng Xiao in the villa was on the verge of tears.

"Wah, it's not that I'm not tempted, but being tempted is useless! The gun's not a cannon—it doesn't look good and it's useless too, wah wah wah."

Feng Xiao's mind replayed Hu Liena's alluring... and he couldn't help but feel dazed. "When I'm bigger, that little fox won't be able to run even if she wants to!"

In the villa, Feng Xiao spent a sleepless night with tears in his eyes.

The next morning.

The door to Feng Xiao's villa was pushed open, and in walked Bibi Dong. She went straight to the fridge with practiced ease, opened it, grabbed a bottle of cocktail, sat down on the sofa, poured it into a glass on the coffee table, and took a satisfied sip.

"Yep, this taste is still the best."

"Oh, Master, you're up early?" Feng Xiao's voice came from the second floor. Bibi Dong looked up and said, "Can't help it, I'm addicted. If I don't have a drink for a day, I feel weak all over. By the way, what was going on between you and your senior sister last night?"

Hearing this, Feng Xiao, who was about to head to the bathroom on the second floor, stumbled and asked awkwardly, "Master, you saw that?"

Bibi Dong swirled the glass in her hand and nodded. "I saw you throw Nana out."

Feng Xiao immediately covered his face.

"Master, what if I said senior sister was the one who... you know?"

But Bibi Dong's lips curled up into a teasing smirk. "Your senior sister likes you. If you like her too, then go ahead and be together without worry. I won't interfere, and I'm actually quite supportive."

With that, Bibi Dong gave Feng Xiao a knowing look. You see, after seeing that scene yesterday, Bibi Dong had thought about it all night, and at some point, she figured she'd found the reason her good disciple Hu Liena had been thrown out.

And that reason was that Feng Xiao was afraid his master would oppose his two disciples being together, so he'd reluctantly tossed Hu Liena out. Yep, that was what Bibi Dong thought. Though it was just her imagination.

When Feng Xiao heard Bibi Dong's words, his expression was absolutely priceless. "Is this still the Bibi Dong who thinks all men in the world deserve to die? What's with her being so eager to push her own disciple out the door now?"

Seeing Feng Xiao's stunned look, Bibi Dong thought she'd guessed right and said gracefully, "In a little while, I'll appoint you as the Holy Son. Then the Holy Maiden paired with the Holy Son—perfect."

And just then, a shy voice rang out from the villa's entrance.

"Master, what are you saying~~"

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