Douluo: My Little Cotton Jacket System is Too Heartwarming!
Chapter 35

A Bird Gun Isn't a Cannon-All Looks, No Use (Hu Liena's Growing Embarrassment)

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Inside a villa beside the Pope Palace.

Feng Xiao sat on the sofa in the first-floor hall, watching Hu Liena approach step by step. His lips twitched as he asked, "What the hell are you trying to do?"

That was right—knowing Hu Liena was about to pull some nonsense, Xiao Feng had switched back directly.

Upon hearing Feng Xiao's words, Hu Liena froze. She apparently had not expected him to say that, then looked doubtfully at her outfit.

Black stockings, a tube top, fair and delicate shoulders, collarbones, arms, paired with the fox ears and tail of her Martial Soul.

That's right, isn't it? There's nothing wrong with how I'm dressed, right? Sister Yuxin said no man could resist an outfit like this. Hu Liena's small eyes were filled with confusion for a moment.

Seeing Hu Liena sink into deep self-doubt, Feng Xiao immediately found it amusing.

"What exactly are you planning to do?" Feng Xiao asked again.

Hu Liena finally came back to her senses and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to see my sincerity? I thought this was my sincerity. Don't you feel anything at all?"

Only then did Feng Xiao, lying on the sofa, finally understand why Hu Liena had put on this act. He teased, "What's going on in that head of yours? You're trying to seduce a boy who isn't even one year old? Do you think I'm too much of a man, or that I can do anything? Or do you want something done to you?"

At Feng Xiao's words, Hu Liena's face immediately flushed with embarrassment. Because of Feng Xiao's appearance, it was easy to overlook his actual age. Besides, she had not thought that far ahead at all. She had never even considered something like wanting something done to her.

"Ahem, if that's the case, then... then I'll go." Muttering inwardly that she looked like an idiot, Hu Liena turned to leave. But would Feng Xiao let a lamb delivered right to his door escape?

Bang!

The door to the villa's first-floor hall abruptly shut, and at the same time, the curtains over the windows automatically dropped. Hu Liena panicked at once. Turning around, she saw Feng Xiao standing up with a wicked grin and hurriedly asked, "Little Junior Brother, w-what are you doing?"

Feng Xiao advanced toward Hu Liena step by step, just as Hu Liena had advanced toward him moments ago.

For every step Feng Xiao took forward, Hu Liena took one back. When her body finally pressed against the door and she had nowhere left to retreat, Feng Xiao arrived before her. Looking at him with his intensely ill-intentioned expression, Hu Liena's legs went weak on their own, and she slowly slid down against the door to sit on the floor.

Standing before her, Xiao Feng braced one hand against the door behind Hu Liena and gently lifted her chin with the other. "Senior Sister, you can come whenever you want, but leaving isn't so easy. Besides, I'm very satisfied with your display of sincerity. So tonight, you're staying here."

At that moment, Hu Liena's little face instantly turned scarlet. Naturally, she knew what staying the night meant, and she stammered, "I-I, um..."

Before she could finish, Feng Xiao pinched her little mouth shut and said, "Senior Sister, did you think I was really going to say that? What are you thinking? You silly little fox, with no chest and no figure—if you want to seduce me, go grow for another two years."

As Hu Liena cried out in surprise, he scooped her up by the waist, lifted his foot to move the door aside, and very directly tossed her out.

By sheer coincidence, Bibi Dong, who was drinking tea by a second-floor window across the way, saw the whole scene.

"Pfft—"

Bibi Dong sprayed out her tea at the sight. Her eyes widened as she muttered to herself, "What is Nana trying to pull, dressed so provocatively? And why did Little Feng throw her out again?"

For a moment, Bibi Dong could not make heads or tails of it.

Meanwhile, Hu Liena, who had been thrown outside, was still somewhat dazed.

"Me, no chest? No figure?"

At that moment, Hu Liena was completely enraged. She reached out and examined her impressive curves. Though she was only twelve, they were not small at all. "How do I have no chest? How do I have no figure? Aren't my legs long? Aren't these black stockings black? Do I really have no seductive charm at all?"

"You stinking Junior Brother! Just wait! One day, this Senior Sister will smother you to death with her 'bear'!"

After leaving behind that threat, Hu Liena stormed off in a huff, while Feng Xiao in the villa looked like he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Wuwuwu, it's not that I'm not tempted! It's that being tempted is useless! A bird gun isn't a cannon—pretty to look at, but useless! Wuwuwu."

As Feng Xiao recalled Hu Liena's alluring appearance just now, his mind could not help but drift. Once I'm older, Little Fox won't be able to run even if she wants to!

Inside the villa, Feng Xiao spent a sleepless night with tears in his eyes.

The next morning.

The door to Feng Xiao's villa was pushed open, and Bibi Dong walked in. With practiced ease, she went to the refrigerator, opened it, took out a bottle of cocktail, then sat down on the sofa. She poured it into a glass on the coffee table and drank with satisfaction.

"Sure enough, this flavor is still the best."

"Oh, Master, you're up so early?" Feng Xiao's voice came from the second floor. Bibi Dong looked up and said, "I'm craving a drink. If I go a day without one, I feel weak all over. By the way, what happened between you and your Senior Sister last night?"

Hearing that, Feng Xiao, who was preparing to wash up on the second floor, stumbled. Somewhat awkwardly, he asked, "Master, you saw that?"

Bibi Dong swirled the drink in her glass and nodded. "I saw you throw Nana out."

Feng Xiao instantly covered his face.

"Master, would you believe me if I said Senior Sister was the one who... you know?"

But Bibi Dong's lips suddenly curled upward in a teasing smile. "Your Senior Sister likes you. If you like her too, then just be together without worry. I won't interfere, and I rather support it."

As she spoke, Bibi Dong gave Feng Xiao a meaningful look. After witnessing that scene yesterday, Bibi Dong had thought about it all night. Finally, at a certain moment, she felt that she had found the reason her good disciple Hu Liena had been thrown out.

That reason was that Feng Xiao feared his Master would oppose her eldest and second disciples being together, so he endured the heartache and threw Hu Liena out. Yes, that was what Bibi Dong thought. In truth, it was only what she thought.

When Feng Xiao heard Bibi Dong's words, his expression became wonderfully complicated. Is this really the Bibi Dong who thinks all men in the world deserve to die? Why does she seem so eager to push her disciple toward me now?

Seeing Feng Xiao's stunned expression, Bibi Dong felt that she had guessed correctly. Thus, she said very elegantly, "After some time, I'll make you the Holy Son. Then the Holy Maiden and the Holy Son will be together—perfect."

Just then, a shy voice sounded from the villa entrance.

"Master, what are you talking about~~"

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