Then I'll personally defend you into a second Kirilenko!

"Watching Dragon Country play international powerhouses used to make my heart hurt. Today, the corners of my mouth never came down! Su Yi had unlocked a new way to play basketball—dimensionality-reduction domination!"

"Twenty-two points in a quarter like drinking water, then clocking out after two quarters with 28+11! Su Yi: I'm not here to compete. I'm here to hold a global fan meet-and-greet!"

"Sun Yue scored 16 in a quarter? Thank Su Yi! His feeds were more precise than GPS—the open looks were so comfortable, it was like the threes had auto-navigation!"

"Greek players lined up for autographs before the game and for photos afterward... Su Yi had turned the World Championship into an idol concert tour through sheer skill."

"Yao Ming used to be the Moving Great Wall. Now Su Yi was a mobile nuclear weapon—when he stood on the court, his opponents' defensive IQ automatically dropped to zero."

"We used to envy the USA for having the Dream Team. Now we were grateful to have Su Yi. He was a walking championship manual, complete with a built-in winning system!"

"Turkey Basketball Association President: I regret not building a bigger arena. Spectators: We regret not bringing megaphones and screaming ourselves hoarse. Su Yi: I regret only playing two quarters!"

"Dragon Country's death lineup had an average height of 210 cm, with Su Yi at point guard—the sight was so beautiful that opponents wanted to call the police: a shooting guard's body at the one, with a center's dominance!"

"We used to watch the World Championship hoping we wouldn't get beaten too badly. Now we watched hoping Su Yi wouldn't be too ruthless. Dragon Country fans: We're standing tall!"

Such an overwhelmingly comfortable run sent domestic fans into a frenzy. Not just the fans—even the players were exhilarated after