NBA: Stealing LeBron's First FMVP

"I'm not leaving Cleveland--I'm bringing my talents to South Beach, and I'm going to bring 7 championships to Miami!" "We're going to play brotherly basketball--this is Miami basketball, everyone makes sacrifices!" "Miami is the first player-formed super team in history--I've never been on a super team!" "I'm changing to number 6, the league shouldn't wear number 23 anymore, that's disrespectful to Jordan--I'll wear 23 again next season!" "I'm only transferring to go home, Cleveland is my home--Irving is the best backcourt, that's why I'm coming home, I'll never leave again!" "I'm the team leader, I'll take more responsibility in the fourth quarter--in the final moments, I still believe in my teammates!" "The Lakers are the best place, I will lead these young people to win the championship--no matter what trades the team makes, I only want AD!" "Flopping is shameful--flopping is also part of the game!" "Those guys play dirty, the referees aren't biased towards me--physical contact is normal in the league!" "I can play center when necessary--I need a center to space the floor for me, I don't like physical battles!" "I'm like Wolverine, I recover quickly and am full of strength--the long season, I'm really tired!" "I've matured, I'm not throwing chalk anymore--I can't wait to bring back this ritual next season!" ... Just repeating what LeBron said, they say I'm a LeBron hater! Then I'm a LeBron hater! +1 hater!