Su Yi: You're More Thoughtful Than Kobe!

"The Yao-McGrady duo had my blood pressure through the roof; the Yao-Su duo had me in tears!"

"McGrady: When I was around, we made the first round. Su Yi: Yao, just stand there—I'll carry you to a gold medal."

"If Su Yi had replaced McGrady, Yao would have at least three rings by now, right?"

"What does Yao plus Su Yi equal? It equals the Moving Great Wall with another Wall of Sighs in front of it."

"With the ground Su Yi covers on defense, he can even swat away Dwight Howard's dunks. When McGrady's back injury flared up, he couldn't even guard backup shooting guards!"

"Rockets management, come out and take your beating. If you'd traded McGrady for draft picks and gambled on Su Yi back then, would Yao still be stuck in the Western Conference to this day?"

"With Su Yi's stamina, he can play 45 minutes a game and still chase Kobe around. McGrady, though... 33 points in the first half, 3 in the second!"

"McGrady was responsible for looking cool; Su Yi was responsible for winning and looking cool. The difference was that Yao's youth went to the dogs!"

"The Yao-McGrady duo: you pass your way, I get injured my way. The Yao-Su connection: you dunk your way, I block his way!"

"Yao could smile that brightly even against the Dream Team. If Su Yi were on the Rockets, he'd be smiling hard enough to get crow's feet every game!"

"Rockets fans, wake up. Stop missing McGrady. A two-way superstar like Su Yi who doesn't hog the ball was the chosen one Yao truly needed!"

"I suggest Yao text the team's general manager after the game: The greatest regret of my life was not meeting Su Yi sooner."

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