Swallowed Star: Heaven-Defying Comprehension, Joining the Chat Group
Chen Beixuan: "You think I'm lying? It's simple. Since you come from a martial arts world, you must have martial arts skills. Just exchange for a martial arts manual from the chat group and practice it. Wouldn't it be obvious whether I'm lying or not?"
Sing's eyes lit up.
Sing: "Does it really involve martial arts?"
He himself wished he had martial arts skills, but decades of experience told him that martial arts were just a deceptive thing.
Shi Potian: "???"
The Wudang Centenarian: "..."
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "It's over, the newcomer is just an ordinary person!"
Chen Beixuan: "Ordinary people are fine too, as long as they have money, they can still take off through chat groups!"
Wang Chao: "If all else fails, I'll give him a National Martial Arts lesson on credit, and he can pay me back after we take off. We're all group members, we should look out for each other!"
Little Li Flying Dagger: "This method works. Once the newcomers become powerful, we can collect the cultivation techniques from their world."
Sing: "I also know martial arts! I Buddha's Palm!"
Buddha's Palm?
Sing?
Jiang Li's eyes widened.
He knew who the newcomer was: Sing, the one-in-a-million martial arts genius in the Kung Fu World.
Speaking of this guy, although he's a bit funny, he's definitely quite special.
Even though the Fire Cloud Evil God's head was smashed into the ground, he not only didn't die, but also opened up his Ren and Du meridians, soaring into the sky.
His physique is also quite strange; it seems that the more severe the injury, the more his potential is stimulated.
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "Buddha's Palm?"
Yan Shisan: "Holy crap, is this name for real?"
The Wudang Centenarian, "Don't be so alarmed. Judging from the newcomer's tone, it might just be a martial art with an impressive-sounding name."
Sing: "That's right, the Buddha's Palm was sold to me by an old man when I was a child, supposedly to save the world!"
Sing: "I've been training for years, but I can't even fight anyone!"
Yan Shisan: "After all this talk, you're still just an ordinary person!"
Chen Beixuan: "You've obviously met a scammer!"
Wang Chao: "If you really possessed the Buddha's Palm, you would have already soared to the heavens."
Sing, Wudang Centenarian: "How much did it cost?"
Sing: "It cost me a year's worth of New Year's money!"
Shi Potian: "This is outrageous! They even cheat children out of their New Year's money!"
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "This kid is really pitiful. He got scammed out of his New Year's money and foolishly practiced for several years!"
The Heaven and Earth Infinite Borrowing Method: "No wonder the newcomer didn't believe in the existence of martial arts as soon as he came in!"
Sun Wukong: "Buddha's Palm? I, Old Sun, will smash Tathagata old Buddha's dog head in one day!"
Devourer Lord @ Sing: "Your Buddha's Palm is real, but martial arts are divided into cultivation methods and techniques for killing enemies."
The Devourer Lord: "Your Buddha's Palm is a technique, not an internal energy cultivation method!"
The Devourer Lord: "Don't even mention practicing for a few years, even practicing for hundreds of years won't help, because you still lack the internal cultivation method!"
Sing's eyes lit up.
Sing @ Devourer Lord: "Brother Jiang Li, how can I obtain a cultivation technique for internal energy?"
He suddenly became excited.
If this really is a group of people from different worlds, then Sing is going to make a name for himself.
After mastering martial arts, go and take down the leader of the Axe Gang; you'll surely become famous in one battle.
The Devourer Lord, "Go to the Points Mall first and sell your Buddha's Palm. That way you'll have points to buy martial arts techniques from the big shots in the group."
Sing: "Let me see where the Points Mall is."
After Sing finished speaking, he stopped paying attention to the chat area and started searching in the boxes.
Meanwhile, in the chat group.
Yan Shisan @ Devourer Lord: "Brother Jiang Li, is Buddha's Palm?"
Sun Wukong: "Could it be that martial art created by Tathagata old Buddha himself?!"
The Devourer Lord: "Indeed, it exists, but it wasn't created by Tathagata. How could Tathagata, with Tathagata status, create such a low-level thing!"
The Devourer Lord: "It's just that some people created martial arts and then Tathagata in order to give them a scary name."
The Devourer Lord: "But a martial art that dares to use such a name must actually have some skill."
Devourer Lord: "Once the newcomers upload their content, you can try to redeem it."
[Group member Sing uploaded "The Buddha's Palm" video; please check it out!]
Jiang Li had barely sent out his message when he saw Sing upload the Buddha's Palm.
He immediately clicked on it as well.
[Buddha's Palm: From Sing, a half-step Martial Saint level martial art, 400,000 points]
It was pretty much what Jiang Li had guessed.
In the original story, Sing used the Buddha's Palm a single blow, demonstrating its terrifying power.
This power is clearly beyond that of a grandmaster-level martial art.
Yan Shisan: "What the hell? This is the martial arts you bought with a year's worth of New Year's money?"
Little Li Flying Dagger: "Holy crap, we've clearly not encountered a conman, we've met a peerless master!"
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "The clowns are actually us! A martial art worth 400,000 points, terrifying indeed!"
Sing: "This is the Buddha's Palm I bought back then, for 400,000 points. Was it good or bad?"
Although he sold 400,000 points, Sing still wasn't quite clear about the value of those points.
I wonder what level the Buddha's Palm is considered.
After obtaining 400,000 points, he went back to the chat interface and asked again.
The Wudang Centenarian, "Is it good or bad? Let me put it this way, among all the masters from the martial arts world in this group, the number of techniques they've uploaded that have a higher score than this Buddha's Palm can be counted on one hand."
The Heaven and Earth Infinite Borrowing Method: "The precious pearl is covered in dust!"
Chen Beixuan: "How could such amazing martial arts fall into the hands of someone like you?"
Sing: "Then I can buy internal energy cultivation manuals, everyone. Which one should I buy?"
Sing's smile stretched from ear to ear.
The martial arts skills he had always thought he had been deceived about turned out to be real.
It's only because I lack internal energy that I can't unleash its power.
Moreover, judging from the tone of the people in the chat group, it seems that the Buddha's Palm is quite powerful.
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "We're already in the chat group, why would we buy martial arts techniques? Cultivating immortality and achieving eternal life, isn't that much better!"
Wang Chao: "That's right, cultivation techniques are far superior to martial arts."
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "Who in this chat group still practices such low-level things as martial arts? Don't lower the class of this chat group!"
Sing: "Holy crap, there are cultivation techniques here that can grant immortality?"
Sing's eyes lit up.
Although he didn't know what cultivation was, he knew it must be very powerful as soon as he heard about immortality.
This is insane!
Brother Xing has gone mad!
Bone watched Sing making all sorts of expressions like a lunatic, and his face was full of worry.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 146. Bone: Oh no, Sing's brain's malfunctioned.
146.
"We've won!"
"Don't worry, I'll make sure you eat well and drink well from now on!"
Sing excitedly pulled Bone along.
Shi Potian: "Of course there are! Didn't I tell you before? There are big shots from the Xianxia world in the chat group. What's a little immortality compared to that!"
Wang Chao: "Yes, everyone in the chat group aims to ascend to immortality!"
Devourer Lord @ Sing: "Don't listen to them! You're a one-in-a-million martial arts genius; martial arts are the most suitable for you!"
Ever since he created the cultivation technique, everyone in the chat group has abandoned martial arts.
As for the others, that's another story.
Martial arts and cultivation are no different to them, but for a martial arts genius like Sing to pursue cultivation would be putting the cart before the horse.
Moreover, his personality is not suited to things like cultivating immortality, meditation, and enlightenment.
Zixia Gentleman Sword: "A martial arts genius that's one in a million, seriously?"
Wang Chao: "Can someone be even more talented than us?"
Sing: "Brother Jiang Li is joking. If I were a martial arts genius, I wouldn't have practiced martial arts for so many years. I'm still just a small-time hoodlum who can't even collect protection money every day!"