A Few Words of Failure in Advance
It hurts! It hurts so much!
The vast expanse of monthly passes represents my endless, boundless sorrow!
Which of the following is in the most pain?
A. Ken Kaneki
B. Viego
C. Obito Uchiha
D. Ranking of Fourth Xixi Dog
Actually, my July [Monthly Ticket Bounty] ran for a whole month. I either squeezed every last drop of monthly tickets from my readers, or we reached the limit. Both I and everyone else really did our best.
But please think about it carefully: failure is a constant throughout life; that's just life.
Even though I've lost out on the top three, I still hope to accept this outcome with a smile and thank everyone who voted for me.
At least it can bring some joy to everyone, which is good, after all, today's monthly ticket rankings are too surreal.
To be honest, I'd be really happy if I weren't on this monthly ticket ranking. I'd love to see several supreme beings battle to the very edge of the universe, until the monthly ticket ranking is completely wiped out.
But I just happen to be on this list! It feels like I'm being roasted over a fire!
Waaah, I can't laugh anymore now that I'm talking about this. I can already foresee my future: landing fourth place on the monthly ticket ranking at midnight today.
Is there anyone Sherlock who can save me? Help me find a future character who can get into the top three of the monthly ticket rankings! Waaaaah! I'm crying so loudly!
I don't want to be a comedian anymore, sob sob sob
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