Absolute True Love [Bonus Chapter for Yan Bao Alliance Leader]

Wu Wei did not make his inner thoughts public.

It was not because he feared being mocked, but rather that, at this moment, he had not even stepped through the door.

Moreover, to achieve this goal, there would undoubtedly be many difficulties along the way; there were many things that could not be dwelled upon right now.

Once he started thinking too deeply, it would be very easy to lose his nerve.

What needed to be done now was to engage in a brainstorming session with Qin Yunhai.

He needed to draw inspiration from the wisdom of this close friend.

And in Wu Wei's plan, there were many areas in the future where he would need Qin Yunhai's help.

For instance, when it came to the human body, he did not understand it as well as Qin Yunhai did.

For example, regarding cell division and replication abilities, Wu Wei was not particularly skilled either.

He could learn, but Wu Wei did not mind taking shortcuts.

For the time being, his time was limited.

Perhaps, once he reached the level of the Lord of Time and Space or the Main God, he would be able to handle everything on his own.

But that would take time.

Wu Wei and Qin Yunhai were debating fiercely, leaving Lan Meng somewhat speechless.

"You two great gods, I admit that what you are saying makes a lot of sense, but don't you think it's a bit too early to be discussing these things?"

"Summer insects cannot speak of ice," Qin Yunhai said without even lifting his head.

Lan Meng: "...Let's be reasonable, it's only because it's me; if you said this to anyone else, you'd be laughed at as lunatics."

"Dreams that are mocked are the only ones worth realizing."

Qin Yunhai's attention was quickly diverted, perhaps because he was eager to escape the topic.

Lan Meng, feeling frustrated by Qin Yunhai's retort, had no choice but to use her trump card:

"You're being cheated on."

Qin Yunhai was furious: "A mortal like you shouldn't be participating in discussions between top scholars, alright?"

"You're being cheated on."

"Simply absurd. Can you even understand what we are talking about?"

"You're being cheated on."

"A blessing in disguise; women are all fickle creatures, what's so good about them anyway?"

"You're being cheated on."

Qin Yunhai: "?(?`^??)?"

KO!

Wu Wei found it amusing to watch.

The result of their PK only deepened Wu Wei's resolve to become an aristocrat.

In Wu Wei's view, leaving one's weaknesses in the hands of others was truly not worth the cost.

Besides, what was so good about women?

"Yunhai, I've never understood, why did you choose to date Chi Yu?" Wu Wei asked a question that had bothered him for a long time.

Qin Yunhai stared at Wu Wei strangely and asked gloomily: "If I don't date Chi Yu, should I date you instead?"

Wu Wei: "..."

"When we hit puberty and start getting restless, isn't it only natural to find a woman and have a relationship?"

"Is that necessary? I don't think it's natural at all."

"Being with a woman is very interesting." Qin Yunhai winked at Wu Wei.

Lan Meng's pretty face flushed red.

Wu Wei frowned, still feeling a cognitive gap between himself and the two of them.

"Perhaps it's because I am too interesting myself; I can find plenty of joy within my own being without needing to derive it from women. Sigh, I wish you mere mortals the same amount of happiness from the opposite sex as I get from myself."

Wu Wei offered his magnanimous blessings to Qin Yunhai and Lan Meng.

Both of them were holding back internal injuries.

The way he showed off was truly unbearable.

"Wu Wei, there are some things you only have the right to disdain after you've experienced them. You're a virgin, so don't go showing off in such high-end fields," Qin Yunhai said bluntly.

Wu Wei shrugged his shoulders and then pulled out a data report.

"According to boring statistics compiled by experts who have nothing better to do, big data proves that the satisfaction a man gets from taking care of himself exceeds that of having intercourse with a girl.

Furthermore, many men, after a few years of marriage, often choose not to engage in intercourse with their wives, preferring instead to trouble their own 'left and right hands.'

Facts speak louder than words; no matter how flowery your language is, it cannot change this ratio."

Qin Yunhai: "..."

Lan Meng: "..."

Oh heavens, oh earth, which fairy sister could take this monster away and vent this grievance for us?

"Alright, let's not argue about this. Lan Meng is right; we still need to be grounded. I must state here that according to the information I've gathered, Chi Yu was not influenced by any so-called Heart Demon."

Qin Yunhai clutched his lower abdomen, feeling as though he couldn't breathe.

Stabbed again.

Lan Meng almost laughed out loud. "Wu Wei, are you saying the Heart Demon doesn't exist?"

"No, the Heart Demon likely exists, but Chi Yu was not its target. In other words, Yunhai was simply cheated on, plain and simple."

"Enough, don't say any more, I already know." Qin Yunhai interrupted Wu Wei.

At this moment, Lan Meng felt that something was off.

She frowned, and just as she was about to speak, she saw Wu Wei's warning gaze and his slight shake of the head.

Lan Meng swallowed the words she had been about to say.

"I must cheat and then scold the other person in the future too." Qin Yunhai was still brooding over the matter.

Wu Wei didn't say much; as long as both parties were willing during their "intimate encounters," he couldn't be bothered to play the moral guardian.

"Alright, let's end it here for today. Yunhai, pull yourself together as soon as possible; I'll need your help with an experiment later."

"No problem, call me anytime."

Wu Wei and Lan Meng left together. Once outside, Lan Meng couldn't help but ask, "Wu Wei, are you really sure Chi Yu wasn't influenced by the Heart Demon?"

"High probability she wasn't, but I can't be one hundred percent sure."

"Then why did you say that to Qin Yunhai?"

"What else could I do? If I confirmed she was influenced by the Heart Demon, should I have told Yunhai to go back and reconcile with her?"

Wu Wei's counter-question left Lan Meng speechless.

"This kind of thing, I can think of it, and Yunhai can too, but why doesn't he say it? It's because he doesn't want to face that choice. At the end of the day, who doesn't have a bit of a mental hang-up?"

What Wu Wei didn't say was that if Chi Yu were truly influenced by the Heart Demon, she would be nothing more than a power bank to him.

If Qin Yunhai and she were still a couple, Wu Wei would have felt embarrassed to make a move.

Now that their grievances were settled, Wu Wei could act without any scruples.

However, things are rarely that simple.

Just as Wu Wei finished that sentence, his phone rang.

He picked it up and was struck with shock.

"What is it?" Lan Meng asked curiously.

Wu Wei said with a strange expression, "I've been monitoring the chats between Yunhai and Chi Yu, and Chi Yu just sent him another message asking to reconcile."

"That's normal. Qin Yunhai has a bright future, and Chi Yu isn't blind," Lan Meng said matter-of-factly.

"Chi Yu isn't blind, she just has a poisonous tongue."

"How poisonous?"

Wu Wei handed the phone to Lan Meng. After reading it, Lan Meng was left in a state of utter bewilderment.

Chi Yu's message read:

"Yunhai, I apologize. I've reflected on it, and you are still the one I love most. Every time I get intimate with other men, I paste your photo on their faces, so that doesn't count as cheating, right?"