Douluo: Crossdressing, I Tricked Tang San into Believing Me
Chapter 3

Humans Can't Abandon Friendship Points for Face

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Finally, the card finished flipping, revealing an image of Superman, clad in a blue bodysuit with red underwear on the outside.

[Body Martial Soul: Superman Physique

Description: Upon use, gain the Superman Physique. As Soul Power increases, abilities will gradually awaken.]

Gazing at the acquired Martial Soul, Su Yun felt enveloped by immense surprise.

Superman Physique! A god among men!

Most crucially, Superman's other abilities weren't gained by absorbing Soul Skills, but awakened with the increase of Soul Power—flight, Laser Eyes, Bio-magnetic Field...

The more Su Yun thought about it, the more excited he became. Without hesitation, he clicked to use it. The card dissolved into specks of light and entered his body, after which nothing else happened. Perhaps it was because the abilities hadn't awakened yet.

Excitedly, Su Yun opened his system panel.

[Name: Su Yun

Age: 6.

Martial Soul: Superman Physique (Unawakened)

Soul Power Level: 10

Soul Skills: None

Soul Bones: None

Friendship Value: 28]

As expected, "Superman Physique" had been added to the Martial Soul column. His confidence instantly soared.

With a swagger that acknowledged no one, Su Yun walked out of his room.

At the dining table.

Seeing Su Yun visibly happy, Old Jack couldn't help but ask.

"Are you this happy because you know you're awakening your Martial Soul today?"

"Mhm! I'm super excited!"

Su Yun nodded vigorously. He couldn't wait to awaken his Martial Soul and defiantly refuse to eat beef!

This excitement prompted Old Jack to offer a word of caution.

"Xiao Yun! It's great to become a Soul Master, but if you can't, don't give up on yourself."

Old Jack knew that Martial Soul awakening was incredibly important. Every year, some children couldn't accept the outcome and chose to give up after awakening, living their lives in a daze. Although they had only known each other for a month, he already treated Su Yun like a granddaughter and naturally didn't want this for him.

Su Yun, knowing he would definitely become a Soul Master, still smiled and replied.

"Don't worry, Grandpa Jack!

Even if I can't become a Soul Master, I won't give up on myself."

His confidence at this moment only made Old Jack worry more.

Indeed, upon hearing Su Yun's words, Old Jack breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good!

After we finish eating, we'll go pick up Tang San, and then I'll take you both to awaken your Martial Souls."

Tang San?

Hearing the name, Su Yun's hand, which was about to pick up food, paused. Today's gains were all thanks to him.

Thinking of this, Su Yun subconsciously glanced at the women's clothing he was wearing. He wasn't an idiot; when he calmed down, he naturally understood it was because of the dress.

That pervert!

Su Yun had originally planned to wear it only this once.

But now he hesitated. As long as he wore it, he didn't even need to say anything to Tang San. In less than five minutes, his Friendship Value had increased by 20. He wouldn't have even dared to dream of such a thing before.

It was at this moment that an angel and a demon appeared in Su Yun's mind.

The angel pointed at Su Yun and said righteously, "Su Yun! True wealth is not in luxury, true poverty is not in hardship, true power is not in coercion!

As a dignified man, would you be willing to wear women's clothes for a mere bit of Friendship Value?"

The demon, holding a steel fork, circled Su Yun and said in a seductive tone, "Willing! Why wouldn't you be willing!

Didn't you say in your past life that you hoped for a rich woman who could see through your stubbornness and enter your heart!

A person can't refuse money just for the sake of pride!

Moreover, Friendship Value is far more valuable than money!"

Seeing that Su Yun was about to be swayed by the demon, the angel became anxious and flew before him.

"Su Yun! You can't listen to his temptation!

The concept of a bottom line, once crossed, leads to countless more crossings! You must be firm! We already have a Martial Soul. Once we enter the Soul Master Academy, I believe with your strength, you can earn enough Friendship Value even without wearing women's clothes."

"Heh~"

The Demon sneered.

"Earning friendship points will only be faster after cross-dressing! Working in a factory screwing bolts and being a celebrity are both just jobs; now that I have the ability, why not choose the latter?"

Watching Su Yun become increasingly tempted, the Angel could only continue to persuade him earnestly.

"You must think this through! Once you make this choice, it will be a stain on your life forever; even if you become a god, you won't be able to erase it."

The Demon remained disdainful.

"What stain? As long as one stands above all living beings, that is simply the path one took to get there!"

Seeing that the Angel was about to say something more, the Demon flew into a rage.

"You talk too much."

With that, he stabbed the Angel through with a pitchfork, then clapped his hands.

"Alright, now that he's dead, you have no choice but to listen to me."

Half an hour later.

Su Yun, dressed in women's clothing, was led by Old Jack to the entrance of Tang San's home. Tang San's house was located on the west side of Holy Soul Village, and the three mud-brick rooms were arguably the most dilapidated in the entire village.

Old Jack called out toward the house.

"Little San, Grandpa is here to pick you up."

Soon, Tang San walked out of the house and replied.

"Grandpa Jack, I..."

But the moment he stepped out and saw Su Yun, the rest of his words were stuck firmly in his throat, and he felt his heart skip a beat.

It was that girl!

Although Tang San had thought that he would meet her sooner or later, he hadn't expected it to be so soon.

[Friendship points from Tang San +10.]

Looking at the panel popping up from the system, Su Yun's mouth was harder to suppress than an AK; he was finally reaping the dividends of the version update.

Stupid mouth, don't smile!

Be poised!

Old Jack, seeing Tang San's shocked expression, laughed on Su Yun's behalf.

After all, Tang San usually acted like a little adult, so sensible that it made one's heart ache; seeing him finally lose his composure, he couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

He really is just a child after all!

He had completely forgotten that when he saw Su Yun earlier this morning, his expression had been exactly the same as Tang San's.

Old Jack beckoned to Tang San.

"Let's go, Grandpa is taking you two to awaken your Martial Souls."

"Alright, Grandpa Jack."

Tang San bowed, his attitude even more respectful than before.

With one on his left and one on his right, Old Jack led Su Yun and Tang San toward the Martial Soul Hall in the center of the village.

Along the way, Tang San's mind was in turmoil, his gaze drifting toward Su Yun from time to time, his right hand subconsciously covering his chest, where Su Yun's handkerchief was tucked away.

At the same time, Su Yun kept his head lowered like an ostrich, his long, dark, glossy hair shielding his face.

If anyone were to see Su Yun's face at this moment, they would find him flushed with excitement, his pearly teeth biting his lip, terrified that he might let out a strange shriek.

In front of him, the interface from the system was scrolling wildly.

[Friendship points from Tang San +3.]

[Friendship points from Tang San +4.]

[Friendship points from Tang San +2.]

Although it wasn't 10 points at a time like before, the sheer frequency made up for it; in just this short while, Su Yun had gained 30 friendship points.

When they finally stopped, a sense of loss welled up in Su Yun's heart, and he subconsciously tilted his head to look at Tang San, their eyes meeting.

For the sake of the friendship points, Su Yun suppressed his shame, did not look away, and spoke indifferently.

"What are you looking at?"

His voice was cold and clear, as melodious as a lark.

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