One: Who wouldn't play with a wheelchair?

August, 54th year of Konoha, the scorching sun burned like fire.

The blazing sun shone straight into the house, beating down on Sakuya's face.

He lifted a hand to shield his face in a daze, feeling the sunlight too searing and unbearable to resist.

So hot... who turned off my air conditioning?

He fumbled around with his other hand, but could never touch anything familiar.

Damn it! Where is my AC remote!?

He sat up abruptly, looked around, and realized the environment had changed from his bedroom to a Japanese-style tatami room.

He was currently lying on the tatami mats.

The sun from just a moment ago was also streaming in from the window.

Sakuya was bewildered.

What the hell, where did this bring me? Is this still in the country?

The only memory in Sakuya's mind was that he was bored before bed, scrolling through forums to post memes about the "resurrection of the legend," but because he lost too much karma, the legend didn't come back, and he instead got "loved" by a sudden runaway truck.

Thinking back on it now, it's truly magical. Although getting hit by a truck is a classic transmigration trope, the problem is, didn't I live on the fourth floor?

How could a truck spawn on the fourth floor to kiss my face...

Could it be that the Transformers have invaded?

But then again, looking at this appearance of having been reborn, I suppose someone must have bought me a VIP pass, letting me cut in line ahead of the legend and win the resurrection match early?

While he was stunned, fragments of information like a flowing stream slowly poured into Sakuya's mind.

This body is also named Sakuya, a minor background character of the Uchiha Clan in Konoha, thirteen years old, a Chunin, handsome in appearance, without parents, with a house and money, but in a precarious situation.

Very precarious!

"That's not right, why would someone with a house, money, and looks, who is also a member of the Uchiha Clan, be in a precarious situation!"

Sakuya was stunned, and then a key piece of information emerged from his memory.

News arrived yesterday that his cousin, who shared the same lineage, had been missing for nearly four days. Given his cousin's strength as an elite Jonin, being missing for four days basically confirmed his death.

So the question arises, who is Sakuya's cousin?

Shisui Uchiha.

"This is screwed."

Sakuya's face stiffened, and he fell powerlessly onto the tatami.

Before transmigrating, although he wasn't a hardcore Naruto fan, he knew the general plot of the series.

The death of Shisui Uchiha meant that the conflict between Konoha and the Uchiha Clan had reached its end, and both sides were locked in a life-or-death struggle. Coupled with the "Hokage-first" mentality of the filial son Itachi Uchiha and the behind-the-scenes plotting of Konoha's "men-preferring" (only for Hiruzen Sarutobi) Shimura Danzō, the next event would surely be the biggest explosion in the early stages of Naruto: the Uchiha Clan Massacre.

"What do I do, what do I do, what do I do!"

The more Sakuya thought, the more he panicked. Although this body had a Sharingan, it was only a one-tomoe. If he wanted to defeat the Mangekyō-wielding Itachi Uchiha within a year, he would have to awaken his own Mangekyō as well.

"Dead eyes, hurry up and activate!"

Thinking of this, Sakuya hurriedly hammered his eye sockets.

According to the standard of ordinary transmigrators, shouldn't he, upon facing the fact that the world view had changed, instantly awaken the Mangekyō, unlock Kamui, and start the standard overpowered protagonist life?

Dead eyes, Daddy isn't asking you to unlock Kamui, at least give me Yachihoko or the Sarada version of Amaterasu (Dainichi) would be fine too!

------No response.

"Transmigration was supposed to be calm and easy, but now it's a hurried, crawling mess!"

Sakuya leaned back and collapsed onto the tatami, his face full of despair.

As a transmigrator, shouldn't he be living a wonderful life of embracing Tsunade in the morning, napping with Mei Terumi at noon, and pinching Hinata's cheeks at night? Why am I about to become a corpse right after arriving?

This transmigration game shouldn't be like this, I don't accept it!!!

Just as he was pondering whether to run away to another village and become a playboy before the massacre began, he suddenly heard a classic "ding" sound.

[Detected that the host has transmigrated into the Naruto world, Strongest Villain Simulator has been activated for you.]

Sakuya froze in place.

Oh, no wonder I felt something was off; it turns out the transmigrator's cheat hadn't arrived yet.

However, Strongest Villain Simulator?

Sakuya stared at the primordial-colored panel that appeared before his eyes.

He didn't care about being a hero or a villain. Before transmigrating, he was somewhat of a game blogger, and when playing games, he leaned toward the chaotic evil faction of the "Fourth Calamity," focusing on letting loose and doing whatever felt good.

Now, for a transmigrator like him from the East, the most useful thing was how to use the system to resolve the impending crisis of the Uchiha Clan Massacre.

"Come on, little system, show me your limits. My requirements aren't high; simulate a Rinnegan for me first!"

Following his command, the sky-blue page of the system began to display new text.

[The ninja world is a tapestry of myriad lives and shifting forms.]

[Strongest Villain Simulator initializing...]

[Simulation background: Year 23 of Konoha. You are born as the distant nephew of Kagami Uchiha, possessing noble status and exceptional talent. By the age of 14, you have already awakened the Three-Tomoe Sharingan and been promoted to Jonin, making you the pride of the Uchiha Clan. Today, you have been ordered by the Hokage to attend a Jonin meeting. During the session, Tsunade, the granddaughter of the First Hokage, proposes the concept of medical ninjas and suggests a major restructuring of existing three-man squads to include a medical ninja, thereby increasing the survival rate of ninja teams during wartime.]

[Mission objectives for this simulation:]

[1. Kill a teammate from your own faction or cause one to die because of you; Reward: Two-Tomoe Sharingan; Difficulty: C]

[2. Make the people of an entire nation fear your name; Reward: Random Chakra Nature Mastery; Difficulty: B+]

[3. Leave a deep impression on more than three key characters from the original story; the more people, the higher the reward; Maximum Reward: Random Mangekyo Dojutsu (usable without the Mangekyo Sharingan); Difficulty: A++]

"Oh, damn, isn't this the simulator system? The legendary one that lets you gain power without even stepping out of your house—the 'wheelchair-tier' simulator system!"

Sakuya chuckled at the sight.

He never expected that after transmigrating, he would get to experience a stat-based operating system.

He had to be careful, though; he shouldn't rely on the 'wheelchair' too much, lest he end up like those Type-Moon fans who, when faced with an unsolvable problem, just summon King Hassan, and when King Hassan is gone, they summon Gudao.

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"But these mission requirements..."

Sakuya fell into deep thought.

Looking at the system description, it seemed the three missions offered different rewards, with the difficulty scaling alongside the value of the prize.

Especially the last mission—the maximum reward could even grant a Mangekyo Dojutsu. If he managed to unlock Kamui, wouldn't that mean he could wipe out the likes of Itachi with a mere flick of his finger?

But how was he supposed to complete it, hmm...

Sakuya scanned the simulation background provided by the system once more, lost in contemplation.

Fear, hatred, killing a teammate... Tsunade... Ah!

He suddenly lifted his head.

I've got it!