A Report to Everyone

I suffered a comminuted fracture of my clavicle, broken ribs, and a lumbar spine contusion. I need surgery to have a metal plate inserted, and I don't know how long it will take to be discharged. I'll have to stop updating for a while. Luckily, I survived and wasn't run over by a truck.

A serious reminder: Do not ride motorcycles! Do not ride motorcycles! Do not ride motorcycles!

The author is now a one-armed hero; it's all thanks to blood and tears!