Unifying Douluo, Then Invading Parallel Douluo
Chapter 36

Yu Xiaogang: Little San, show him the invincible theory! He was completely lost for words

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After being poisoned in a fight against a Soul Master in the thirties, Qian Pingchuan admitted that he really had let his guard down!

Because... Qian Pingchuan had never in his life imagined that a Blue Silver Grass Soul Master would give his Martial Soul a poison-type Soul Ring. Wasn't that like cutting off one's own arm? It was like a man castrating himself right out of the gate! What kind of person would do that? It completely defied common sense!

Qian Pingchuan couldn't understand how anything so absurd could happen in this world. The more he thought about it, the more baffled he became!

It was simply insane!

In the end, Qian Pingchuan couldn't help asking, "In your world, hunting isn't illegal... ahem~~ I mean, why would you hunt a poison-type Soul Beast? Why would you give your Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul a poison-type Soul Ring?"

"Heh! How ignorant! You can't even figure that out?"

Tang San let out a cold laugh, the corner of his eye flicking toward Yu Xiaogang.

When Yu Xiaogang caught Tang San's glance, he immediately raised his head and puffed out his chest. He turned so that the afterglow of the setting sun illuminated his profile, then said, "Little San, tell him! Let him witness your teacher's invincible theory!"

"Yes, teacher!"

Tang San's lips curled into a confident smile. He spoke arrogantly. "According to my teacher's published Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul, Plant-type Soul Beasts can absorb the Soul Rings of animal-type Soul Beasts too! My first Soul Ring came from a Mandala Snake that was over four hundred years old. The Mandala Snake not only greatly increased Blue Silver Grass's toughness, it also gave it a paralyzing poison! Heh~~ I suggest you read my teacher's work afterward! If you can receive my teacher's guidance, you'll benefit from it for the rest of your life!"

"Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul?"

Qian Pingchuan was confused.

Ozka stepped forward and quietly explained in Qian Pingchuan's ear, "The Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul is a load of empty words, nothing but complete garbage!"

Qian Pingchuan nodded, then asked Tang San, "Then why should my Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul absorb an animal-type Soul Ring? Have all the Plant-type Soul Beasts in your world gone extinct? Aren't Plant-type Soul Rings more suitable for Blue Silver Grass?"

Your world?

Tang San furrowed his brow slightly, then ignored the question and smiled. "Heh~~ That's the limit of your knowledge! A trash Martial Soul like Blue Silver Grass is too fragile. Only by absorbing animal-type Soul Rings can you greatly improve its toughness! And if you can give Blue Silver Grass poison, you can effectively improve its combat ability too!"

Calling his own Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul trash?

Ignoring Blue Silver Grass's vitality and even adding poison to it!

That was just driving Blue Silver Grass to its grave!

What kind of brilliant mind could come up with a theory like that? Could someone that brilliant really exist in this world?

Qian Pingchuan was completely dumbfounded!

He didn't know where to begin refuting him, or whether there was any point in trying. There was simply no way to argue against it!

Just then, the brilliant mind himself stepped forward.

Yu Xiaogang clasped his hands behind his back and spoke haughtily. "Little San, use my theory to show him that even a worthless Martial Soul like Blue Silver Grass can become powerful!"

"Yes, teacher!"

Tang San gave a chuckle and looked at Qian Pingchuan. "Well? Have you been convinced by my teacher's theory? Hahaha~~ The poison in your body is about to take effect, isn't it? If you surrender now and kneel to apologize to Zhu Zhuqing, I can give you the antidote! Oh, right! You ambushed Boss Dai too, so you'll have to kneel and apologize to him as well!"

"That's right, that's right! Kneel and apologize!"

A woman's voice rang out. Qian Pingchuan looked at Xiao Wu and muttered to himself, "She must be Soft-Bone Charm Rabbit Xiao Yi's doppelganger!"

His voice was so quiet that Xiao Wu didn't hear him. She was still gloating as she said, "Third Brother, don't hold back! He dared to bully Zhuqing, so I want him to pay!"

"Mm!"

At the controller's command, a ruthless glint flashed in Tang San's eyes. He activated his third purple Soul Ring. "Third Soul Skill: Spider Web Restraint!"

Boom! Bang, bang, bang~~

Just as the Blue Silver Grass turned into a spiderweb and shot toward him, Qian Pingchuan suddenly unleashed a powerful surge of Soul Power, shattering every strand of Blue Silver Grass!

The broken strands flew back in every direction!

Then, as they flew through the air, they dissolved into wisps of Soul Power.

"Gulp." Oscar swallowed in fright and murmured, "How is that possible! He shattered Little San's Blue Silver Grass with nothing but the vibrations of his Soul Power...!"

"Impossible!"

Tang San shouted too, unwilling to accept that the Blue Silver Grass he prided himself on had been shattered just like that! What he found even harder to accept was that the man in front of him was far more handsome than he was! He had long blue hair, wore an expensive brocade robe, and carried himself with a noble, refined air that put Tang San to shame!

And wasn't he supposed to be poisoned? Why wasn't there even the slightest sign of it?

"Little San, let's attack together! Ning Rongrong, support me! Third Soul Skill: White Tiger Vajra Transformation!" Dai Mubai charged toward Qian Pingchuan with another whoosh.

"Count me in! Martial Soul Possession! Third Soul Skill: Phoenix Wings Soaring!" Ma Hongjun followed close behind.

Bang!

Bang!

But things played out just like before. With two loud bangs, each of them took a kick and was sent flying back. They came back more than twice as fast as they'd charged in.

"Boss Dai, Fatty! Hurry and eat one of my Big Sausages!"

Oscar and the others were frantic. Zhu Zhuqing's brows drew together slightly.

Did she need them to stand up for her?

He hadn't even said anything yet, and they didn't even know if he was friend or foe! To jump in and defend her without knowing the facts... Zhu Zhuqing watched in silence. She felt somewhat moved, yet also somewhat disgusted. Her feelings were tangled.

"Looking for death!"

Boom!

Seeing Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun instantly defeated, Liu Erlong lost her composure. Her Soul Power, at level 78, erupted in an instant! She was about to attack, bullying someone weaker than herself!

"I'll handle it myself!"

Qian Pingchuan stopped the others from intervening, then held out his right hand. Blue Silver Emperor, its leaves patterned with golden veins, sprouted from his palm.

"Blue Silver Grass!"

Tang San cried out in shock.

In the blink of an eye, the Blue Silver Emperor in Qian Pingchuan's hand grew at astonishing speed, swelling outward! In just a few blinks, it had woven itself into an enormous hand, three or four meters across!

Smack!

The hand woven from Blue Silver Emperor swept fiercely across the air and sent the exposed Liu Erlong flying!

"Erlong!"

"Erlong!"

Yu Xiaogang and Flender cried out in alarm. Flender immediately unleashed his Martial Soul Avatar and rushed toward Qian Pingchuan with a whoosh.

The Blue Silver Emperor hand swept through the air, but Flender barely managed to dodge it with his speed. Furious, he shouted, "You brat! You dare cause trouble at Shrek Academy! If I don't teach you an unforgettable lesson today, you'll never learn how high the sky is or how deep the earth!"

"Roar!"

After being sent flying, Liu Erlong's fury blazed to life. Her Fire Dragon Martial Soul appeared behind her and roared at the sky! The temperature around them began to rise at a terrifying rate!

"Seventh Soul Skill: Martial Soul Avatar!"

The Fire Dragon Martial Soul roared once more, then burrowed into Liu Erlong's body as she used Martial Soul Possession!

Real flames blazed in Liu Erlong's eyes. She shouted furiously, "I'll give you two choices. One: die! Two: let me beat you to a pulp, then join my Shrek Academy!"

Surrounded by two Soul Saints, Qian Pingchuan's first words were, "Don't interfere! I can handle this!"

At that, Xiong Jun nodded and quietly said to the others, "Don't move. Let the Third Prince handle it himself. They're only two little Soul Saints. Challenging opponents above his level is everyday business for the Third Prince!"

Feng Xiaodi, however, wore a strange expression as he said, "Well... Bear Venerable, the people in this world are pitifully weak! Even if a Titled Douluo stood before him, I think the Third Prince could beat them, even though he's only level 66!"

"Really?"

Xiong Jun, Hu Lieni, and Yu Tianshu all froze. Yu Tianshu frowned and asked, "That can't be right, can it? Their Soul Power levels may be a little low, but Liu Erlong is still my aunt's doppelganger! It's possible for someone a whole major realm above the Third Prince to lose. But if my aunt's doppelganger were a Titled Douluo, she'd be three major realms above him! How could she possibly lose?"

Feng Xiaodi shrugged and explained helplessly, "When I first got here, I nearly killed a Titled Douluo with one move by accident!"

"Uh... You nearly killed someone with one move?"

"Yeah! I hadn't even used my full strength, and I still nearly beat the man to death!"

"Really? They're that useless?"

Ozka chimed in too. "Who says they aren't? I feel like even as a level 62 food-type Soul Master, I could easily slaughter the entire Tiandou Empire without using my trump card, the Projection Sausage!"

Hearing that, Hu Lieni seriously considered it to herself: Ozka could slaughter an entire Tiandou Empire that doesn't even have a Titled Douluo? Then here's the question: why doesn't my teacher's doppelganger just charge straight in and wipe out the Tiandou Empire and the Star Luo Empire? I don't get it!

While everyone was wondering, Flender and Liu Erlong had already closed in!

Just then, Qian Pingchuan used Blue Silver Emperor to weave another enormous hand. The two giant hands seized them both. This time, even Flender, despite his speed, couldn't escape.

Not only were Yu Tianshu and the others stunned by the sight; Tang San and his companions were stunned too!

Yu Xiaogang shouted angrily, "Stop at once! Do you know who we are? We're people you can't afford to offend!"

Boom! Boom!

As soon as Yu Xiaogang's voice fell, Liu Erlong and Flender unleashed all their strength. They spent nearly half their Soul Power and went through untold hardships before finally shattering the Blue Silver Emperor hands. In the next instant, they charged toward Qian Pingchuan again.

"Boss Fu! Erlong!"

Yu Xiaogang called out quickly, and the two immediately understood what he meant. They turned back at once.

"Sun and Moon Shine Golden Turn!"

As the three of them cried out together, a triangular formation made of Soul Power appeared beneath their feet. Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul, Luo Sanpao, appeared automatically at its center!

Next, all three of their Soul Rings and Soul Power were added to Luo Sanpao. In an instant, a dazzling light blazed!

A moment later, when the light faded, Luo Sanpao had completely changed!

"Roar!!"

A soaring dragon's cry rang through the sky.

The fat little pork pig Luo Sanpao had instantly transformed into a golden giant dragon with a wingspan of nearly a hundred meters: the Golden Sacred Dragon!

Feng Xiaodi cried out in shock, "Whoa! So this is the Trinity Martial Soul Fusion Skill! That's awesome! It's the Golden Sacred Dragon!"

Yu Tianshu was stunned too, his eyes and mind filled with the Golden Sacred Dragon!

"Emperor Qingtian was right! Luo Sanpao's bloodline is actually this powerful! Gulp~~ The Golden Sacred Dragon! Luo Sanpao's bloodline is actually the Golden Sacred Dragon, surpassing even the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon! My useless second uncle... really is useless! He had such a powerful Martial Soul, and somehow still managed to train himself into a failure! Damn it!"

Yu Tianshu was worked up, and there was a hint of exasperation in his frustration. He wanted nothing more than to return to the main world immediately, grab a whip, dip it in chili water, and give Yu Xiaotie a good whipping.

At that moment, Qian Pingchuan shouted, "Don't interfere! I can still handle this!"

Xiong Jun paused, Soul Power circulating through his body as he prepared to step in at any moment.

"First Soul Skill: Blue Silver Overlord Spear! Fifth Soul Skill: Blue Silver Armor Transformation! Sixth Soul Skill: Blue Silver Nine-Headed Snake Cypress!"

Qian Pingchuan brought out the full strength of a Soul Master too.

At the same time, he revealed his level 66 Soul Power to everyone. Six Soul Rings appeared one after another beneath his feet: black, purple, black, black, black, red!

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