Unifying Douluo, Then Invading Parallel Douluo
Chapter 41

Yu Tianshu: My Uncle, My Aunt... Grass! I'm going to kill this adorable pair!

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Having obtained the specific location of the Blue Silver Emperor seed, Qian Pingchuan cupped his hands and said in a low voice, "Elder Xiong, I must trouble you to make a trip and bring back the seed of my mother's counterpart."

"No problem! Once I've sent you all back, I'll drag Tang Hao and his companion off to find that Blue Silver Emperor seed. If they can't find it, I'll crush them right there on the spot! Saves me from being swindled."

"Understood."

Qian Pingchuan approved of Xiong Jun's plan. He then turned to look at Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu, saying, "The business here is concluded. You two should come away with us now."

Zhu Zhuqing glanced at Xiao Wu, hesitated for a moment, and spoke up, "Um, I am willing to leave with you! But please, do not continue to make things difficult for my friends and Shrek."

"That goes without saying! Our goal was always to take you and Xiao Wu away!"

"Xiao Wu too?"

Zhu Zhuqing could only nod, saying nothing more. This group appeared easy to talk to, but in reality, they would kill at the slightest disagreement!

"Xiao Wu! If you want to take Xiao Wu, you'll have to step over my dead body!"

At that moment, Tang San roared, his eyes splitting with rage.

Beside him, Tang Hao, enduring the agony of watching a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast ring slip through his fingers, delivered a hand-chop to knock Tang San unconscious. He was terrified that his son would actually be killed!

Xiao Wu sighed inwardly. She looked at Qian Pingchuan and pleaded, "I am willing to go with you, but please, do not hurt Brother San!"

Qian Pingchuan asked with a puzzled expression, "What is your relationship with him?"

Xiao Wu explained her relationship with Tang San. Qian Pingchuan's expression turned quite strange, and he thought to himself: Sleeping in the same bed since childhood? This... that's wild! Are we sure they were both just children? Can they really sleep in the same bed? Nothing actually happened? And they slept together until they were twelve! Twelve—that's already a grown adult, damn it!

For a moment, Qian Pingchuan couldn't tell if his counterpart, the Tang San of the Tang Sect, was an old pervert, or if this Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft-Bone Charm Rabbit had taken advantage of the situation.

Qian Pingchuan thought: Has the Xiao Yi counterpart lost her virtue? Incomprehensible! Truly incomprehensible!

The problem was too profound to resolve in an instant.

Nearby, Ozka didn't think that deeply. He gave a thumbs-up and praised, "Impressive! Her father is a Title Douluo, yet you've been acting like siblings with him since you were kids? You're practically gift-wrapping a soul ring and soul bone for him!"

Feng Xiaodi provided a pithy summary: "You aren't a child bride; you're a child-reared soul ring and a child-reared soul bone!"

Xiao Wu's heart sank. They really do know I'm a transformed Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast!

"Hoo~" Xiao Wu let out a long breath, and as if resigning herself to fate, she said, "Please don't hurt Brother San! Spare their lives! I am willing to go with you... whether you want to kill me or carve me up, I am at your mercy!"

Yu Tianshu laughed, "Rest assured! We won't do anything to you; after all, murder is against the law!"

Hearing this, Xiao Wu stiffly turned her head to look at the corpse of Dai Mubai, whom Yu Tianshu had kicked to death—the body hadn't even gone cold yet! Then, Xiao Wu turned back and swept a weak glance at Yu Tianshu, not daring to argue.

With the other party as the butcher and her as the fish, Xiao Wu had no choice but to believe that murder was against the law!

"Uh..." Yu Tianshu's mouth twitched as he tried to explain, but Feng Xiaodi interrupted, "People from the Martial Soul Hall and the Heaven Dou Imperial Family will be here soon! There are too many eyes on us now. We must leave immediately. To avoid being tracked, let's split up and regroup once we've shaken off our tails."

"Agreed."

Everyone nodded.

As they prepared to retreat, Yu Tianshu glanced at his aunt Liu Erlong's counterpart, Liu Erfeng. Just one glance! His brows furrowed tightly!

Just as Qian Pingchuan and the others were thinking of withdrawing, the Shrek group finally relaxed slightly.

Once that tension broke, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but react to the pain from being slapped away; he coughed lightly, and a trickle of blood seeped from the corner of his mouth.

"Xiaogang! Are you alright?"

Liu Erlong supported Yu Xiaogang, then affectionately wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth! Yu Xiaogang, moved, gripped Liu Erlong's hand and even squeezed it a few times before taking the handkerchief, saying with deep emotion, "Cough, cough~ I am fine."

My uncle, holding my aunt's hand... and he's still damn well caressing it with such affection! Damn it!

Yu Tianshu muttered to himself, then tilted his head and asked with a frown, "Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, what is the relationship between those two?"

Hearing this, both women followed Yu Tianshu's gaze.

In an instant!

Zhu Zhuqing's brows furrowed slightly, while Xiao Wu whispered, "Must true love really be constrained by the eyes of the world?"

"Tr... true love?"

BOOM!

A thunderclap went off in Yu Tianshu's mind, and he felt completely sick! What had he just heard? True love? True damn love! What kind of worldview is this?

"Damn it!"

Yu Tianshu cursed in a rage, gritting his teeth, "Tell me clearly! What exactly is their relationship?"

Nearby, everyone sensed the uncontrollable fury in Yu Tianshu's tone! Qian Pingchuan immediately stepped in to stop him: "Yu Tianshu! Let's get the facts straight first!"

Ozka also chimed in quietly, "That's right, true love or not, let's clarify the situation first~ What if it's a misunderstanding? Even if they are your uncle and aunt in the Immortal Court, this world is different... what if, just what if, they aren't actually cousins?"

"Exactly!" Feng Xiaodi agreed, "They can't really be cousins, right? That's too insane!"

"This... what you say isn't without reason! Hoo~~" Yu Tianshu let out a deep, heavy breath, suppressing the rage in his heart, and asked, "Xiao Yi... no! Xiao Wu, what is their relationship? Are they cousins?"

Xiao Wu was so unsettled by everyone's reaction that she didn't dare to continue.

Beside her, the usually calm Zhu Zhuqing picked up where Xiao Wu left off: "They are cousins! And also... husband and wife!"

BOOM!

This was no bolt from the blue; it was the soul power within Yu Tianshu's body running wild and beyond his control!

Feeling the soul power pressure that felt almost tangible, Zhu Zhuqing hesitated for a moment before hurriedly adding, "To be specific, they are 'consort-in-name' spouses! It means they are a couple that doesn't sleep together."

"Damn you, you filthy animals!"

The rage in Yu Tianshu's eyes turned into something physical as he asked, word by word, "Your Highness, I want to kill this pair of wretches!"

Qian Pingchuan was stunned at this moment!

No matter how much he calculated, Qian Pingchuan never expected that there would actually be cousins in love with each other!

Ever since arriving at Shrek, every single thing that had occurred had completely exceeded the limits of Qian Pingchuan's understanding!

Attaching a beast-type soul beast soul ring to a Blue Silver Emperor was one thing, but why add a poison attribute to it? Those theories that were revered as treasures and sources of pride were simply blindingly absurd! And to top it off, siblings could openly fall in love? And they even had the gall to call it: consort-in-name spouses!

Involuntarily!

A phrase his Imperial Father once said flashed through Qian Pingchuan's mind: Is this the degradation of morals, or the distortion of human nature?

"Sigh~"

Qian Pingchuan let out a sigh, thinking to himself: I am a killer who doesn't blink when taking lives, and I have lived two lifetimes! Yet my insight is still so shallow! This trip to Shrek was not in vain! I have truly learned something today! As for this matter... let Yu Tianshu decide for himself whether they deserve to die!

After a second of silence, Qian Pingchuan said, "Watch your own safety; we are leaving first!"

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

Hu Lieni and Feng Xiaodi each took one person and retreated. Xiong Jun also grabbed one in each hand and urged Yu Tianshu, "Don't linger too long!"

"Understood."

Yu Tianshu nodded slightly, the fury in his chest now impossible to suppress!

The tension that had just eased among the Shrek group was pulled taut once again!

After killing Dai Mubai and taking away Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, wasn't it over? Weren't they already preparing to leave? They had already accepted their defeat! How could the situation take such a sharp turn for the worse in the blink of an eye?

"What else do you want?" Flender took the lead, standing in front of the group.

However, clang! When Flender saw the purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red, red soul rings rising beneath Yu Tianshu's feet—rings that were trembling slightly from his rage—and the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon manifesting behind him, his heart skipped a beat.

The killing intent radiating from Yu Tianshu had turned into something tangible!

Although it could not compare to the icy aura caused by Tang Hao's Slaughter God's Domain just moments ago, the heavy pressure brought by Yu Tianshu's killing intent was not a bit weaker!

When he kicked Dai Mubai to death, he had been so calm and indifferent, but now, Yu Tianshu had transformed into a violent, giant dragon!

What would happen next was impossible to predict!

Yu Tianshu, filled with anger, demanded, "Yu Xiaogang, Liu Erlong, are you truly siblings? Are you truly... husband and wife?"

Liu Erlong gritted her teeth, a surge of anger stifled in her chest, and spat out, "I love him! No one can stop me from being with Xiaogang!"

Hearing this, the last shred of hope in Yu Tianshu's heart vanished into thin air!

Yu Tianshu took a deep breath, his tone suddenly turning calm and disappointed as he said, "Aunt, you have truly disappointed me!"

"Aunt?"

Liu Erlong frowned slightly.

Although the youth before her was hooded and masked, what was with this tone full of disappointment? Aunt? Who is your aunt?

As she thought about it, Liu Erlong's heart also skipped a beat, suddenly realizing that this person was truly from their Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon clan! Perhaps she really was the young man's aunt!

Liu Erlong felt a sudden, bitter unease!

She had the courage to face the world and the courage to defy her father! But to be caught by a younger relative, to have her own nephew witness her and her uncle together... this scene made Liu Erlong feel utterly ashamed!

"Hoo~~"

Yu Tianshu closed his eyes and took a long breath, holding it in his chest, feeling as if the fire within him was about to explode.

BOOM!

The next moment, the ground was shattered by Yu Tianshu's foot, and he appeared before Liu Erlong as if teleporting, slamming a fist into her stomach!

But Liu Erlong did not fly backward; instead, she was pinned firmly to Yu Tianshu's fist by a surge of soul power!

"Aunt... you disregard human ethics, morality, and laws! Surely you should at least know what shame is?"

Pfft!

Liu Erlong spat out a mouthful of blood, glaring at Yu Tianshu, her lips stained red as she stubbornly challenged him, "Are you saying that for the sake of your so-called laws, ethics, and morality? You would have me leave the person I love?"

Hearing this!

Yu Tianshu felt the fire in his chest burn even hotter! How could the counterpart of his aunt be someone who lacked even the most basic sense of propriety, justice, integrity, and shame?

That was his beloved aunt, the aunt who had raised him with such care! Her counterpart had actually... actually fallen in love with her own brother? Fallen in love with that beast who destroyed their entire clan!

Wretch?

Yu Tianshu silently muttered the word, but these were two words he would never say to his aunt's face!

"Wretch!"

With that, Yu Tianshu roared at Yu Xiaogang, released Liu Erlong, kicked Yu Xiaogang over, and stomped fiercely on his chest, cursing, "Wretch! I wish I could stomp you to death, you animal!"

If I cannot take it out on Liu Erfeng's counterpart, surely I can take it out on that trash Yu Xiaotie's counterpart, right?

"Xiaogang!"

BOOM!

Flender tried to provide support, but with a mere wave of his hand, Yu Tianshu unleashed a dragon-shaped surge of soul power that sent him flying.

The crowd had no time to care whether or not Yu Tianshu had actually activated a soul ring to perform that soul skill; they only knew that the attack had been dragon-shaped, which meant it must have been related to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon martial soul.

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