Douluo: The System Insists I'm Xiao Yan

Yu Tianjiao transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and becomes the adopted son of Yu Yuanzhen, patriarch of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. He awakens a system called the Xiao Yan Life Simulator.

The system insists that he is Xiao Yan. So, at the age of six, he awakens twin martial souls-the Buddha's Fury Flame Lotus and the Ancient Void Dragon-with innate full soul power at rank twenty, becoming the most dazzling genius of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's younger generation!

At eleven, Yu Tianjiao obtains his fourth soul ring and becomes a Soul Ancestor, shocking the entire world of soul masters.

But at twelve, the damned system starts draining his soul power, forcibly reducing him to rank three.

Next comes someone seeking to break off their engagement: Ning Rongrong, whom the system has identified as-Nalan Yanran!

Yet even more jaw-dropping than that is what she has to say...

From then on, more and more hopeless romantics begin gathering around him, and the identities assigned to them leave Yu Tianjiao struggling to keep a straight face...

Dugu Yan + Ye Lingling = the Little Fairy Doctor.

Qian Renxue, who possesses golden soul power and a background powerful enough to shake the entire Douluo Continent-but has absolutely no connection to him as a childhood sweetheart-is identified as Xun'er.

Liu Erlong, who raised him from childhood, is identified as Xiao Yu.

But when Xiao Wu is identified as Queen Medusa, and a unique stalk of Blue Silver Grass takes human form through a bizarre twist of fate and is identified as Zi Yan, Yu Tianjiao finally laughs out of sheer exasperation.

Years later, Yu Tianjiao faces Tang San and the others, who are shouting, "For stealing our wives, we can never coexist under the same sky!"

Before Yu Tianjiao can even speak, the women behind him take his arms, cast disgusted looks at their former suitors, and declare in unison:

"Stop interfering in our lives! If you really love us as much as you keep claiming, then you should wish us happiness!"