Douluo Dalu: The System is from Battle Through the Heavens
Chapter 14

Huo Yuhao Admires Zhou Yi, Just As Tang San Bowed to Yu Xiaogang

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"A reminder: if you do not finish within one hour, you will still fail and be expelled."

"Huo Yuhao, Wang Dong." After Zhou Yi finished speaking, she called out the two names.

"Present!" Hearing Zhou Yi call them, Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong stood up.

The teacher calling us at this moment must mean something is up. But being this strict actually proves that Teacher Zhou Yi is an excellent teacher, a very unique one. This is the kind of teacher I need. Only someone who possesses ability and has an eccentric personality proves they have the capital and the capacity for it.

Huo Yuhao's mindset could be said to be the product of being raised by a mother whose bones were permeated with feudal, slave-like ideology.

Huo Yuhao's mother, Huo Yun'er, was a maid who even mistook the White Tiger Dagger given to her by the White Tiger Duke as a token of love.

In reality, if one were to think like a normal person, one would realize that no one uses a weapon as a token of love. Even if the White Tiger Duke Dai Hao was a soldier, the problem remains: giving the woman you love a dagger as a token of love is utterly absurd.

Even if he was a soldier and many things were related to military weaponry, the problem is that anyone who arrived at the White Tiger Duke Mansion would see that the Duchess never looked at her properly. From this, one can see that the White Tiger Duke likely never looked at her either, merely using Huo Yun'er as a tool to vent his desires.

As the White Tiger Duke's home and his territory, how could the White Tiger Duke not have eyes and ears everywhere?

And how could the Duchess have completely hidden it from his ears?

Furthermore, with so many people knowing, yet he alone being unaware, it is simply too preposterous. Thus, it is obvious that the White Tiger Duke knew of this mother and son, knew that a woman he had slept with had borne him a child, but the problem was that Huo Yuhao's Innate Soul Power was too low to have any value, so he pretended not to know and let the White Tiger Duchess play the villain.

Yet Huo Yun'er remained oblivious and even passed this mindset onto Huo Yuhao, which resulted in Huo Yuhao also being a strange specimen.

Originally, one only had to listen to the teaching rules laid out by this old hag to realize she likely had no real talent. A truly great teacher is one who can turn trash into geniuses, into monsters, or turn ordinary students into exceptional ones.

But what about this old hag? She only said she wanted to teach monsters. If they are already monsters, do they even need you to teach them?

Yet Huo Yuhao actually took this as a sign of her great ability, which is also quite absurd.

"Why did you two fight?" Zhou Yi said at this moment.

"We just had a small disagreement, so we fought for a bit, but it didn't last long."

"This proves you have spirit; that's fine. Besides, fighting between roommates can promote progress."

This is even more absurd. If fighting between roommates promotes progress, then do those thugs on the street who harass decent women or provoke law-abiding citizens also count as making progress?

Fighting for no reason cannot be considered mutual progress, yet this old hag actually thinks it makes sense. I am right, and Huo Yuhao actually thinks this makes sense too—isn't there something wrong with their brains?

"As long as no one dies, it's fine." After Zhou Yi finished speaking, Huo Yuhao seemed to realize something.

"Wang Dong, let's hurry and find them!"

"What's wrong?" Huo Yuhao pulled Wang Dong to leave the classroom quickly at this moment to go running together; Wang Dong didn't know what was going on.

"If you don't want to be expelled, run quickly. This teacher is excellent; she is testing us."

An excellent teacher—this is also quite absurd.

Huo Yuhao is just like Tang San was back then; quite absurd. Tang San's Innate Full Soul Power was actually cultivated through the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

First of all, it is impossible for Tang San to have had Innate Full Soul Power. The reason is simple: Tang San practiced the Mysterious Heaven Skill for a long time, and after reaching level ten, he did not continue to cultivate. Clearly, his soul power had reached level ten (i.e., Innate Full Soul Power) but he had not obtained a soul ring, so he could not continue to improve.

Therefore, Tang San's Innate Full Soul Power was fake; it was cultivated post-natally, practiced in advance through the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

Otherwise, why would Tang San encounter a bottleneck later when practicing the Mysterious Heaven Skill?

This is the fact: Tang San's innate soul power was very low. That he was able to reach the level of a Title Douluo and become a god was 80% due to the immortal herbs from Dugu Bo.

Then, after Tang San arrived at Notting Academy and met Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang pointed out that he had Twin Martial Souls. Yu Xiaogang claimed that Tang San's Blue Silver Grass martial soul could not possibly have Innate Full Soul Power, so there must be a powerful martial soul that gave Tang San his Innate Full Soul Power. Tang San actually believed him.

First of all, the Clear Sky Hammer is a top-tier martial soul. Yu Xiaogang knew that the Blue Silver Grass was only a low-tier martial soul; how could it be on the same level as the Clear Sky Hammer?

And yet! Yu Xiaogang still thought his theory was flawless!

Moreover, all major powers, including Yu Xiaogang, knew that the birth of Twin Martial Souls requires martial souls of the same level.

So, how could an ordinary Blue Silver Grass be worthy of the Clear Sky Hammer? Although the title of "Number One Tool Martial Soul in the World" for the Clear Sky Hammer is controversial, it still belongs to the ranks of top-tier martial souls.

Since a soul master was able to cultivate it to a level 99 Limit Douluo, it shows that the upper limit of this martial soul can reach level 99, so it must be a top-tier martial soul.

The Blue Silver Grass is a recognized trash martial soul; the lowest soul power is half a level, or even zero soul power, and the best is only Innate Soul Power level three.

How could such a trash martial soul be on par with the Clear Sky Hammer? Later, it was proven that Tang San's martial soul was the Blue Silver Emperor, an unawakened Blue Silver Emperor.

This shows that Yu Xiaogang's theory was wrong from the very beginning. And yet? Tang San still believed it to be true. Even though there were obvious problems, Tang San was still fooled into thinking it was real.

Furthermore, he should have known that his Innate Full Soul Power was improved through cultivation, yet he still believed Yu Xiaogang's theory; this is also quite absurd. Huo Yuhao and Tang San are both idiots, two fools fooled by a con artist into believing lies.

As the Child of Destiny, Huo Yuhao obtained many of his soul rings and other items himself, not relying on Shrek at all, yet he still thinks it was Shrek that gave them to him.

Zhou Yi is also trash; as a teacher, she is only a Soul Emperor and didn't give him anything, yet he still thinks all of this is because this old hag taught him well.

Tang San and Huo Yuhao are truly a perfect match; no wonder they became each other's father-in-law and son-in-law.

These two guys are truly Wolong and Fengchu; it is truly too absurd. There has never been such an absurd pair of father-in-law and son-in-law.

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