The Angel God Who Angers People to Death Without Paying the Price: If You Have the Guts, Marry Yourself to Him Too

The moment the Angel God finished speaking, it was not just Poseidon the Sea God who was struck as if by lightning.

Even the other deities hidden throughout the God Realm, who had been excitedly watching this divine spat with their divine senses, were so shaken by this earth-shattering statement that their divine senses fluctuated violently, nearly failing to maintain their concealment.

"What?!!!"

"Marry... marry whom? The Angel God? Is this for real?"

"My heavens... did I hear that wrong? Or is the Angel God talking nonsense?"

"That child... is the successor the Sea God has his eye on, right? How old is he? The Angel God... she actually..."

"To snatch a successor, she's throwing herself into the mix? This... this is going way too far, isn't it?!"

"No wonder the Angel God had that expression when she came out! So it was because her scheme succeeded and victory was already in her grasp?"

"Holy crap! That's insane! This tactic... this deity is impressed! I admit defeat!"

Waves of divine sense—some shocked, some incredulous, some gloating, and some awestruck—intertwined and collided frantically in the void.

This spectacle, which they had originally assumed was just a routine clash between the Sea God and the Angel God, had taken an unexpected turn.

With a single casual sentence from the Angel God, it instantly escalated into a super-sized piece of gossip, the likes of which the God Realm hadn't seen in ten thousand years!

Moreover, the explosive nature of this gossip far exceeded the limits of what any of the watching deities could have imagined!

Even the Five God Kings, who hung high above the God Realm Hub and were usually so grave and dignified that they rarely concerned themselves with such trifles, fell into a collective silence at this moment.

Their divine senses intertwined; though silent, they could clearly feel each other's astonishment.

They had not personally descended to the Douluo Continent, but that did not mean they were ignorant of the basic rules of the lower realms.

The humans of that plane seemed to undergo a so-called Martial Soul Awakening at a very young age!

Only in this way could they embark on the path of cultivation.

In other words, the successor from the lower realm who was being eyed by both the Angel God and the Sea God was very young in terms of age.

And now, the Angel God, an ancient and powerful Tier 1 Main God, was actually claiming she wanted to enter into a marriage contract with a child who had just awakened his Martial Soul?

No, listening to her tone, it sounded more like she was marrying down herself?

Such behavior, even to God Kings as experienced as them, was truly a sight to behold.

To put it nicely, this was called doing whatever it takes to achieve one's goal, being ruthless to oneself, and possessing astonishing resolve.

To put it bluntly...

This was simply...

Deranged!

To be able to make a move on such a young child, this Angel God...

Wasn't she being a bit too much of a beast?

Actually, the observers were fine; after all, it had nothing to do with them, and they were just there to enjoy the drama.

But Poseidon was different.

He was the one directly involved.

Therefore, at this moment, the Sea God Poseidon's brain had completely crashed.

He felt his divine core trembling, his divine sense a chaotic mess.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What did I just hear?

Was that really a language I could understand?

Why do I recognize every word, yet when combined, they sound so alien, so terrifying?

"Ye Qing is going to marry the Angel God"?

"The Angel God agreed"?

These words spun and collided in his sea of consciousness like the most vicious curse, or perhaps the most absurd joke, making him want to vomit blood.

The Angel God watched the Sea God's expression—one of utter devastation and existential doubt—and felt her heart bloom with joy.

The slight gloom she had felt earlier after being indirectly rejected by that little brat in the temple vanished instantly.

She even felt like humming a tune.

Hehehe, Poseidon, is that all you've got?

You still want to fight me for him?

I'll be the death of you!

Go back and train for another few tens of thousands of years...

Oh wait, even training until the end of the universe wouldn't help!

This successor, I, the Angel God, have claimed him!

She had reserved both the god and the position!

A moment later, Poseidon finally regained a shred of sanity from the massive shock.

But what this sanity brought was an even more surging, violent rage and a sense of absurdity that completely overturned his perception of reality.

He jerked his head up, his eyes blood-red, staring fixedly at the Angel God's face—a face that was breathtakingly beautiful yet, in his eyes, utterly detestable. His voice trembled slightly from extreme fury and absurdity:

"An... gel!"

He squeezed these two words out from between his teeth.

"Can you... can you have some shame!"

"That child! Ye Qing! How old is he? He just awakened his martial soul! He's still a little brat who hasn't even grown his hair out yet!!!"

Poseidon's voice rose sharply, carrying a near-breakdown accusation:

"You! An old... woman who has lived for tens of thousands of years! You actually... actually used your beauty to deceive, to seduce a six-year-old child! Are you still a person... no, are you still a god? Where is your divinity? Where is your bottom line? Have they all been eaten by dogs?"

He had truly snapped, completely broken down!

Other gods might not know Ye Qing's exact age, but how could he not?

That kid, by any generous calculation, was only just over six years old!

And the Angel God was an old antique who had become a god around the same era as him, Poseidon!

This age gap was more ridiculous than the distance of the galaxy from the God Realm to the Douluo Continent!

A woman of his own generation, an old woman who had fought him for tens of thousands of years, was now actually having the gall to say she wanted to marry a six-year-old nursing babe born ten thousand years later!

If he hadn't heard it with his own ears, and if the one saying it wasn't the Angel God herself, Poseidon would never believe—no, not a single god in the God Realm would believe—that such an absurd thing could exist in this world!

It was completely devoid of a bottom line!

It was completely devoid of integrity!

To snatch a successor, this woman was truly stopping at nothing!

She had even thrown away her face!

Sure enough!

As soon as Poseidon's soul-searching interrogation rang out, those onlookers who had been whispering and shocked by the Angel God's ruthless methods gasped once more, their divine senses fluctuating even more violently.

"That's right! I almost forgot until the Sea God mentioned it! That child just awakened his martial soul! How old is he?"

"Six? Or seven? My god... this... this isn't even a matter of being ruthless anymore..."

"This is simply... failing to act one's age? No, it's insane!"

"Tsk tsk, although age isn't an issue after becoming a god, this span is too wide, isn't it? It's deeper than the abyss of the God-Demon Forbidden Land!"

"The Sea God is right, where is the bottom line? Where is the dignity of a deity?"

It wasn't just them; even the divine senses of the Five God Kings fluctuated significantly once again.

It was a mixture of extreme speechlessness and a trace of indescribable admiration.

There was even a hint of feeling inferior!

After all, if it were them, they truly couldn't pull off such a move.

Facing the Sea God's thunderous accusations and the silent disdain of the watching deities, the Angel God appeared completely indifferent, even wanting to laugh.

She picked at her ear before speaking nonchalantly: "Poseidon, why are you shouting so loudly? What if you scare the flowers and plants?"

She glanced sideways at the Sea God, her golden eyes filled with innocence and a look that said, Why are you such a sore loser?

"Didn't we agree on this before? We rely on our own abilities to win the child over. Whoever he is more willing to accept the inheritance from, that person wins."

She spread her hands, her tone as relaxed as if she were discussing the weather:

"Now, it seems... I am temporarily ahead of you by just a little bit. What, you have no ability yourself, so you blame my clever methods?"

She deliberately emphasized the words "clever methods," then looked the Sea God up and down, a highly provocative and mocking smile appearing on her face: "If you're so capable, why don't you marry him yourself?"

"Oh, right!"

As she said this, she seemed to suddenly remember something and added, her tone becoming even more infuriating: "That is, provided the child is actually willing to have you~"

"However..."

The Angel God drew out her tone, her gaze sweeping over the Sea God's burly, masculine, and powerful frame, and she clicked her tongue twice:

"With your rough, bearded, and completely unromantic brute-like appearance... I reckon no one would want you even if you were given away for free? Sigh, how pitiful~"

"Hahahaha!"

Having said that, the Angel God could no longer hold back and let out a string of silver-bell-like, triumphant laughter.

Then, without giving the Sea God any chance to retort or continue his outburst, she turned around gracefully.

Her skirt traced a beautiful arc as she walked with light, elegant steps, swaying back into her Angel God Temple.

"Bang!"

The temple doors closed mercilessly behind her.

Locking out the Sea God's near-tangible rage and frustration, as well as the complex and unspeakable divine senses of the gathered deities.

Leaving behind for Poseidon, and all the onlookers, nothing but an infinitely beautiful, yet at this moment, incredibly punchable back.

The Gods: "..."