Shrek Academy Was Full of Gods

"Sculptors who lack professionalism like this should be captured by the Sun Moon Empire and executed by Soul Cannon."

Feng Yan spoke with great passion, as if he were genuinely dissatisfied with the statue.

The short-haired girl was so startled by this sudden speech that she took two steps back, momentarily unable to discern whether this person loved or hated God of Fire.

"Alright, classmate, that's enough for now. I'm off to the Shrek Academy for my interview."

"An interview? Is it for becoming a teacher?"

After a moment's thought, the short-haired girl asked, "But didn't you say you were just an ordinary person with no strength to even kill a chicken? Could it be that you're Soul Master too?"

"I am not Soul Master, but I am somewhat outstanding in theory, so I was personally invited by Dean Yan to be a theory teacher." Feng Yan spoke as naturally as ever.

"A theory teacher personally invited by the dean? Then you must be even more capable than Professor Wang Yan!" The short-haired girl's voice became noticeably more respectful.

"So-so, only slightly weaker than that Grandmaster Yu from ten thousand years ago..." Feng Yan said sincerely, a rare occurrence for him.

He admitted that he couldn't compare to Yu Xiaogang in terms of shamelessness, after all, he didn't have Gangzi's talent for plagiarism...

After compiling the research results of predecessors who have devoted their efforts to it, and then signing it with the name "Yu Xiaogang," they dare to claim that it is their own creation.

"So strong!"

The short-haired girl sighed softly, and when she looked at Feng Yan again, her eyes had changed from disbelief to near admiration.

She had been a student at the Outer Court for two years and had met many theoretical lecturers, but this person was the first she dared to compare herself to the Grandmaster "taught" eight gods ten thousand years ago.

Feng Yan didn't press the matter further. His purpose in coming here was to cultivate "talent" for Shrek —the kind who would only be loyal to the Clear Sky Sect...

Commonly known as "undermining someone's foundation".

After all, once the inherently evil Tang Family have finished their last bit of influence, the Clear Sky Sect will be truly destroyed.

It's such a shame that it was destroyed like this.

To rebuild the Clear Sky Sect, which belongs solely to the Fire Buddha, on the ruins, and to make the Tang Family father and son witness this scene.

That's what you call revenge!

Feng Yan continued forward, and not long after, three statues appeared.

These three statues have quite a history; ten thousand years ago, they were given the title of the first "Golden Triangle Love" by the Soul Master World.

Feng Yan walked faster and faster. He actually had another purpose in coming to Shrek, which was to fish out the Golden Dragon Spear.

Speaking of the Golden Dragon Spear, Feng Yan thought of the scene when he tortured Gu Yuena.

Whenever he asked where the Golden Dragon Spear was, Gu Yuena would pretend not to hear him, or she would stare at him coldly with her purple eyes without uttering a word.

Feng Yan almost couldn't resist using some methods from those adult films in his past life, and took out a small leather whip to start disciplining this Lustful Dragon King.

On the other side.

"Dean Yan, there's a man outside who looks like God of Fire and claims to be Grandmaster of theory, requesting an audience. Do you know him?"

Du Weilun, the dean of the Spirit Department, pushed open the door and asked the white-robed old man sitting at his desk with a puzzled look.

"God of Fire? Theoretical Grandmaster? What on earth does this mean?"

Yan Shaozhe frowned immediately after hearing only half of what Du Weilun said, subconsciously observing Du Weilun's mental state. "Weilun, I know you're under a lot of pressure as the dean of students, but you can't just spout nonsense..."

Before he could finish speaking, he pointed to his head and said, "The God of Fire ascended to heaven ten thousand years ago. If you feel unwell here, you can ask Elder Zhuang to take a look at you. I'm very busy right now."

"Not the dean..."

Du Weilun looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated, which made it seem to him that Yan Shaozhe had a mental problem.

He clearly said it was similar, so how did Yan Shaozhe turn it into the God of God of Fire himself?

"Dean Yan... how about... you go see Elder Zhuang first? You seem to need that thing more than I do."

Du Weilun held back for a long time but finally couldn't help saying it.

"Vylen!"

Yan Shaozhe immediately realized what was happening and coughed awkwardly, "As you know, I'm already very busy as the dean, and on top of that, I have to help Xiaotao suppress her Evil Fire every few days. Xuan Zi also scolds me from time to time."

"Given my situation, isn't it normal to misunderstand a word or two occasionally? Let's pretend what just happened never occurred; give this dean some face."

Since Xuan Zi resigned from his position as a senior elder, he has taken to coming to the Outer Court and indulging in pleasure as he pleases every day.

They even went so far as to shamelessly snatch chicken legs from new students...

On one occasion Yan Shaozhe couldn't take the complaints anymore, and relying on his status as Sea God Pavilion Elder and a disciple of Mu En, he scolded Xuan Zi.

Result...

Things started to spiral out of control.

Relying on his level 98 cultivation, Xuan Zi ostensibly gave Yan Shaozhe pointers, but in reality, he brutally beat him up.

Yan Shaozhe is only level 95 now, how could he be a match for Xuan Zi is level 98? Naturally, he was beaten so badly that he could only admit defeat in anger.

But Xuan Zi had no intention of letting him go, and directly used his level 98 aura to force Yan Shaozhe to strike his own Demon Pill...

But who is Yan Shaozhe? He now has a young and beautiful wife, and he was quite the dashing and romantic figure in his youth.

He's slept with women who could rival any "ladies' man," so naturally he wouldn't willingly give up his sexual happiness.

In the end, it was Mu En who intervened and, after intimidating Xuan Zi, Yan Shaozhe escaped unscathed.

Since then, although Xuan Zi hasn't outwardly made any moves, Yan Shaozhe can sense it in their daily interactions...

The old Taotie kept staring at his Demon Pill, clearly not intending to give up so easily...

Du Weilun watched Yan Shaozhe's forced attempt to save face, his lips twitching, but he ultimately resisted the urge to kick someone when they're down. "Dean, that... that theoretical Grandmaster?"

"It's terrible, Dean Yan! Elder Xuan... Xuan Zi has gone mad again!" An Inner Court teacher hurriedly pushed open the door, not even having time to wipe the sweat from his forehead, his voice filled with panic.

Yan Shaozhe was used to it. He calmly rubbed his face and asked, "What did Xuan Zi do? Did he steal chicken legs from the students again? Or did he steal wine from someone else?"

The Inner Court teacher wiped his sweat. "Neither... Xuan Zi somehow obtained a ten-thousand-year-old fire-attribute Soul Bone and gave it to Xiaotao. He's currently protecting her..."

"What! Take me to find Xiaotao right now!!!" Yan Shaozhe jumped up from his chair, his expression no longer calm.

"Dean, it's no use you going now! Xuan Zi is relying on his high cultivation level to block the entrance; anyone who dares to approach will get a beating."

Yan Shaozhe couldn't care less about anything else at this moment; his beloved disciple Ma Xiaotao, was currently suffering brutal torment at Xuan Zi.

Is he, as a teacher, just going to stand by and watch?

"Dean, should we go and invite Mu En first?" Du Weilun quickly stepped forward and whispered a reminder.

"Although Xuan Zi is confused, he still dares not disobey Mu En's words."

Yan Shaozhe, "It's too late! If we don't stop the absorption of the Soul Bone quickly, Xiaotao might explode and die."

Of course, little did he know that this hasty decision would lead to a lifetime of regret...