God of Farts vs. Di Tian

Yet, Feng Yan ultimately did not make a move.

Because it was simple: the fact that Tang Wutong was his daughter was known only to Xiao Wu and himself.

Right now, there was a high probability that Tang San was still being kept in the dark; otherwise, he would have long since come to strike him down while wielding the Sea God Trident.

He hadn't even discovered this?

Could it be that Xiao Wu in the God Realm had exerted her influence once again?

Having figured this out, Feng Yan was not quite as panicked anymore.

"And so?"

"Therefore, I request that the Butterfly God bestow upon Xiao Qi a third martial soul—the Radiant Goddess Butterfly."

"Xiao Qi has become one of a kind with three martial souls, yet her talent is still insufficient..."

"So... I hope that you..."

Upon hearing this, Feng Yan finally understood Tang San's objective.

It turned out he was dissatisfied with Wutong's talent and was planning to launch some sort of ten-thousand-year grand scheme.

And he wanted to make him the sword-bearer for this ten-thousand-year grand scheme.

Tang San actually trusted him this much?

What could he even say to that?

If he didn't backstab him, he would be doing a great disservice to Brother San's trust.

"Brother San, you don't need to say anymore..."

"I understand."

On the other side.

Star Dou Great Forest, deep within the Lake of Life.

"This is... divine power!"

A massive Silver Dragon suddenly snapped open its purple eyes.

The scales all over the Silver Dragon's body stood on end, and a trace of terror flashed through its dragon pupils.

It had slumbered here for countless ages, solely to heal its wounds and evade the perception of the God Realm.

But now, a god had actually descended.

And it seemed there was more than one...

One of them appeared to be right in the center of the Star Dou Great Forest!

"Lord, you have awakened!"

A handsome man dressed in black robes appeared, bowing respectfully.

The Silver Dragon spoke: "Di Tian, I just sensed divine power."

"Divine power!"

"Has the God Realm sent someone to deal with us?"

There was a hint of nervousness in Di Tian's voice.

Although he was known as the Beast God, he only possessed 890,000 years of cultivation, and he was still some distance away from becoming a god.

"That god is right here in the Star Dou Great Forest," the Silver Dragon said after closing its eyes to sense the presence.

"What!"

Di Tian was shocked.

As one of the original guards of the Dragon God, he naturally understood that, under normal circumstances, gods were not permitted to descend to the mortal realm.

Descending without authorization was a major taboo of the God Realm.

Moreover, this was the Star Dou Great Forest, the final habitat of the soul beasts.

The Silver Dragon opened its eyes again, its brows furrowing slightly before relaxing once more.

"Do not worry, the visitor is only a third-class god."

Di Tian was stunned. "A third-class god?"

"Correct."

"He bears traces of spatial turbulence; his aura is unstable, and his divine power fluctuations are weak."

"He does not look like he came through the official passage; it is more like he smuggled himself in."

Di Tian fell silent.

Smuggled in? A third-class god? Coming to the Star Dou Great Forest?

His expression shifted from nervousness to confusion, and then from confusion to a complex look that was hard to describe.

"Master,"

Di Tian spoke after careful consideration, "Then this god... what has he come here for?"

Silver Dragon remained silent for a moment, as if sensing something.

"He seems to be looking for something."

"Looking for what? Could it be you, Master!"

Silver Dragon's expression became subtle.

"He is looking for someone named Dong'er."

Di Tian: "..."

He felt he might have misheard.

"Master, do you mean that a third-class god snuck down to the lower realm and ran to the Star Dou Great Forest just to find a person?"

"Correct."

Di Tian was speechless.

He had lived for hundreds of thousands of years and commanded all the soul beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest; there was no type of enemy he hadn't seen.

But this was his first time seeing one like this.

After a long while, Di Tian took a deep breath and said, "Master, I request to engage."

Silver Dragon looked at him, "You want to deal with him?"

"Yes."

A hint of battle intent flashed in Di Tian's eyes.

"He is only a third-class god. Even if he is a god, he is among the weakest of the deities."

"Although I have yet to become a god, my 890,000 years of cultivation, combined with that move, means I may not necessarily lose."

Silver Dragon did not speak again; it merely flicked its tail gently, and an image appeared on the surface of the lake.

On the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest, a man with a buzz cut was leaping through the trees.

He was wearing a simple scholar's robe, covered in mud, with a purple piglet perched on his shoulder.

"Sun Moon Empire, I am coming! Dong'er, you must wait for me!"

Di Tian looked at the man with the buzz cut in the image, his brows furrowing into a deep frown.

This god was dressed in rags, and the piglet on his shoulder was wagging its tail incessantly.

This?

This is a god?

He is more like a god of nothing.

Seeing this scene, Di Tian's gaze suddenly became exceptionally firm.

A mere third-rate god dared to trespass into the Star Dou Great Forest; this was a complete disregard for him, the Beast God.

"Master, please permit me to engage."

Silver Dragon looked at him, a hint of hesitation flashing in its purple dragon eyes.

"Go."

Then, Silver Dragon flicked its tail gently, and the lake surface returned to calm.

Di Tian also stepped out of the Lake of Life, transforming into a black shadow as he streaked toward the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest.

A figure was leaping through the forest.

"Long time no see, Star Dou Great Forest."

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath of such fresh air, his face full of nostalgia.

"If I remember correctly, the Sun Moon Empire is in the far west of the continent."

"I only need to head west, and I will be able to find Dong'er."

With those words, the man and the pig continued to walk deeper into the forest.

They hadn't gone far when Yu Xiaogang suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Because in the clearing ahead, a person was standing there.

The man was dressed in a black robe with a cold expression, radiating a sense of oppression.

"Audacious! How dare you block this god's path! Move aside at once!"

Yu Xiaogang shouted, straightening his back in an attempt to look more imposing.

Di Tian looked at him, his brows furrowing even tighter, "Are you talking to me?"

"Is there anyone else here?"

Yu Xiaogang said righteously, "This Seat is the master of the God King Tang San, Yu Xiaogang! You mere mortal, why do you not kneel upon seeing this god?"

Di Tian's mouth twitched.

Mortal?

He wasn't even human to begin with.

"Enough talk, let us fight!"

Di Tian could not be bothered with nonsense. His figure flashed, appearing directly before Yu Xiaogang, and he threw a punch.

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically. He dodged to the side, the wind of the punch grazing his face as it flew toward the space behind him.

Everything in the path of that fist wind was utterly annihilated.

"Who are you! How dare you not fear my divine might?"

Yu Xiaogang retreated several steps, speaking in a panic.

"None of your business!"

Di Tian threw another punch.

This time, Yu Xiaogang could not dodge in time.

He gritted his teeth and crossed his arms in front of him to block.

"Bang!"

Yu Xiaogang was sent flying.

Di Tian frowned, "As a god, is this all the ability you have?"

"Fine, you forced my hand!"

Yu Xiaogang stood up, brushed the dust off his body, and took a deep breath.

"Are you ready? Sanpao!"

Luo Sanpao let out a grunt and flew rapidly toward Yu Xiaogang.

The two gradually merged.

"Transform!"

"Fart God Divine Armor!"

"Appear for me!!!"

As the purple smoke dissipated, the three divine rings behind Yu Xiaogang were revealed, rotating slowly and emitting a blinding white light.

Di Tian's pupils constricted.

"This is..."

"A divine skill!"

Yu Xiaogang planted his feet in a horse stance and roared through gritted teeth, "Heaven Crushing Earth Splitting!"

A violent yellow-purple light erupted instantly from his anus.

A moment later.

Nothing happened.

Di Tian stood where he was, his brows locked in a frown.

Just a moment ago, his nerves had tightened involuntarily.

He had been ready to react at any second to dodge this strike.

Yet Yu Xiaogang remained in his horse stance, his face flushed red, the veins on his forehead bulging.

"Almost... almost... it will be ready soon."

Di Tian's mouth twitched, "What are you doing?"

Yu Xiaogang was currently very embarrassed.

He had forgotten that his anus had been struck hard by the Sea God Trident earlier.

Although Tang San had held back some of his strength at the end, it was still throbbing with pain.

The pain was one thing, but the real problem was that he couldn't hold in his gas.

The gas he had painstakingly condensed with divine power dissipated before it could even warm up.

This resulted in Yu Xiaogang being unable to release a single skill, save for that one ultimate!

But the consumption for Ultimate: Anal Sun Three Cannons was simply too great...

He had already released it once back in the God Realm, and he could not use it again in such a short time.