Douluo Chat Group: They're All Addicted to Gossip
Chapter 18

Douluo Chat Group: They've All Become Addicted to Eating Melons

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This conversation... how is it starting to sound more and more like elementary schoolers bickering?

[Ice-Snow Smart: Group Leader Brother, what is this about the 'two gods of Martial Soul Hall' you mentioned earlier? Could you elaborate?]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Gods? What kind of thing is that?]

[Viper-Hearted Big Sister: I have heard my grandfather mention it once. It seems to be an existence beyond Titled Douluo. It is said that in front of a true god, even ten thousand Titled Douluo would not be enough to fight them.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: I know a little bit. I heard... I heard my mother say that it is said when a soul master cultivates to level one hundred, they can break through the limits of mortals and become a god! After becoming a god, one can possess infinite lifespan!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Hmph, Martial Soul Hall really hit the jackpot to be able to produce two gods.]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: So powerful? Teacher, doesn't that mean our Martial Soul Hall will... unify the entire continent in the future? (Excited)]

Hu Liena's unintentional remark was like a giant boulder thrown into a calm lake, instantly setting off turbulent waves in the group.

Almost everyone held their breath, staring fixedly at the chat interface, waiting for Li Yuan's reply.

After all, these were two gods!

Supreme existences that transcend mortals and stand above all soul beasts in the world.

For such existences to appear, Martial Soul Hall actually produced two of them.

If even a Martial Soul Hall like this couldn't unify the world, they truly didn't know who could.

[Li Yuan: Of course they can't unify it, because this world has a bug. The Son of Destiny, Tang San, has been possessed by an Outer Realm Heavenly Demon Tang San from another world.]

[Li Yuan: Plus, with Martial Soul Hall being led by three love-struck, idiot beauties, they played a perfect hand of cards into total ruin. Martial Soul Hall moved step by step toward decline and was eventually wiped out.]

"BOOM--!"

These few words carried more impact than any previous revelation, dropping a mental bomb in everyone's minds.

Martial Soul Hall.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"How could my Martial Soul Hall be destroyed because of three idiot women? This is simply sensationalist nonsense!"

Bibi Dong screamed in a loss of composure, her stunningly beautiful face twisting in anger.

She was so furious that she smashed the Brick in her hand hard against the floor.

After a moment, as her rage subsided, she began to ponder Li Yuan's words.

At the very least, Martial Soul Hall would absolutely never decline under her leadership.

After all, she, Bibi Dong, possessed great talent and strategy, formidable strength, and would even become a god in the future. She couldn't possibly be one of those three idiot beauties, could she?

In other words, was what Li Yuan described a more distant future?

And who was this Son of Destiny, this Outer Realm Heavenly Demon Tang San, that Martial Soul Hall would actually be destroyed at his hands?

Could it be that her future self died?

At this moment, Bibi Dong's mind was full of question marks.

Into whose hands did the future Martial Soul Hall fall, those three idiot women?

"Could it be... Nana?"

Bibi Dong's brows locked tight, then she immediately shook her head to deny it: "No, impossible. Nana has been personally taught by me for many years. Her character is excellent, her talent is outstanding, and she is already a leader among her peers. She has nothing to do with the word 'idiot'."

She absolutely did not believe that the successor she had poured her heart and soul into cultivating would be an "idiot beauty."

Chapter 19: Utilizing the Group Chat

On the other side, Qian Renxue and Hu Liena were also filled with the same confusion as Bibi Dong.

They were all wondering, who exactly were these three idiot beauties?

Qian Renxue even temporarily pulled herself away from the sorrow brought by her background, secretly gritting her teeth:

"My Martial Soul Hall's thousand-year foundation was just played away by you three women? Don't let me find you three idiots, otherwise, I will definitely make you pay!"

[Li Yuan: Alright, everyone, the story time ends here for today. Let's chat next time; I have to run.]

After saying this, Li Yuan's avatar went dark, displaying "Offline."

Everyone: ???

Wait, you leave just as you get to the most crucial, suspenseful part?

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Group Leader, how can you be like this? Explain yourself clearly before leaving! Who are those three idiot beauties?! (Cat going crazy)]

[Viper-Hearted Big Sister: Exactly, this is too irresponsible! Cliffhanger dog! I even... oh no, I finished eating my melon seeds, and this is all you show me? (Angrily throwing seeds)]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Group Leader Brother, come back quickly, I can't sleep!]

[Big Cat in the Night: ... (Silently puts away her little notebook, feeling like she recorded nothing)]

[Ice-Snow Smart: Group Leader Brother... this... (Wants to speak but stops, curiosity completely piqued)]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Hmph, ran away fast! (Gritting teeth)]

[Yandere Mad Beauty of Martial Soul Hall: Nana, come to my Pope Palace.]

Bibi Dong discovered that although this group, including the Group Leader Li Yuan, was very infuriating, this group was not without its merits.

For instance, it is much more convenient to summon people.

Martial Soul Academy.

Upon being summoned, Hu Liena's delicate little face instantly turned deathly pale.

Teacher... she wouldn't suspect that I am one of those three "idiot beauties," would she?

I am not, I didn't do it, don't spout nonsense!

Hu Liena desperately wanted to clarify things in the group chat immediately, but her reason told her that the more she tried to explain, the worse it would look.

Moreover, after what had just happened, Teacher's mood at this moment was likely... extremely unpleasant.

She took a deep breath, struggling to calm her pounding heart, and sent a reply.

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: Understood, Teacher. I will come over immediately.]

After sending this message, she dared not delay for even a second and immediately rose to hurry toward the Pope Palace.

Surely, I won't... pass away today, right?

Notting Academy, inside the dormitory.

Li Yuan exited the group chat interface, feeling quite pleased with himself.

He looked at the "Group Chat Activity/Experience Points" progress bar that only he could see.

It had already surged forward by a significant margin, and it was clearly nearing the threshold for an upgrade.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that in a few days, the group chat will be able to reach level two."

A pleasant curve tugged at the corners of Li Yuan's mouth: "By then, I'll be able to unlock new functions and claim a wave of rewards... Awesome!"

Pope Palace.

The heavy palace doors were pushed open just a crack, and Hu Liena poked half her head inside, trembling with fear as she cautiously observed her teacher's expression.

"Teacher, did you summon me?"

"Nana, are you very afraid?"

Bibi Dong turned around, her purple eyes looking at her calmly.

"No, not at all."

Hu Liena shook her head hurriedly, but her slightly trembling calves betrayed the nervousness in her heart.

Bibi Dong gently stroked her cheek: "Look, you say you aren't afraid, yet you are already shivering."

This abnormal gentleness made Hu Liena panic even more. She lowered her head, her voice laced with worry: "Teacher, I... I am just afraid that Martial Soul Hall..."

Although she did not continue, both of them in the chat group knew exactly what she meant.

Bibi Dong withdrew her hand, her gaze turning icy: "Do not fear. Even if the sky were to collapse, Teacher would be there to hold it up. It is not the turn of three idiot women to wreak havoc in Martial Soul Hall!"

Hearing this, Hu Liena felt much more at ease, and a sliver of luck even rose in her heart.

Perhaps Li Yuan simply made a mistake?

Bibi Dong asked in a low voice: "Teacher summoned you here to ask what your opinion is on this chat group. Is it good or bad for our Martial Soul Hall?"

Li Yuan had said too many things in the chat group today, making her feel uneasy for the first time in the many years she had been Pope.

Even when facing Qian Daoliu back in the day, she had never felt such pressure.

Bibi Dong even had the feeling of being "thoroughly investigated." In front of Li Yuan, she felt like a young girl stripped bare, with no secrets left to hide.

For someone like Bibi Dong, who possessed an extremely strong desire for control and a severe lack of a sense of security, this was incredibly agonizing.

Hu Liena pondered for a moment and said softly: "Teacher, I feel that the chat group is not necessarily a bad thing for us."

"Oh? Explain in detail."

A flash of brilliance crossed Bibi Dong's eyes.

"Think about it, Teacher. Since this Li Yuan knows so many secrets that ordinary people cannot possibly know, including things that might happen in the future..."

Hu Liena raised her eyes, her gaze flickering with a sharp intelligence that belied her charming appearance: "Then why can we not, in turn, make use of him?"

"Use the information he knows to help us avoid risks, or even preemptively eliminate existences that might threaten Martial Soul Hall in the future."

"Make use of him?" Bibi Dong hesitated slightly.

Li Yuan knew so many secrets; could she really control him?

Furthermore, this Li Yuan was not a decent person.

After all, what kind of decent person would say they envied Qian Xunji?

He coveted her body.

He is despicable!

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