Douluo Chat Group: They're All Addicted to Gossip
Chapter 3

Douluo Chat Group: They've All Become Addicted to Eating Melons

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Did I accidentally stumble into the Imperial family?!!

Qian Renxue, having just tossed the Brick into the water, heard the notification chime. Even though she was already too furious to bother looking, a surge of curiosity pulled her back in.

She gritted her teeth and fished it back out of the water.

Fortunately, the Brick was of high quality; being soaked had no effect on it at all.

The moment she opened the Chat Group, she saw a scene that filled her with sorrow.

On the screen, the insults Bibi Dong had hurled at her for the sake of that "vixen" were particularly blinding!

Qian Renxue's heart felt as if it had been pricked by a needle, and a fiercer rage surged up immediately.

Fine, this pathetic name... it's quite fitting.

She felt it was very appropriate right now!

[Child Without Parents: Hmph! You want to skin me? Come and try! If you have the guts, come do it yourself! Do you really think that just because you're the Pope, you can do whatever you want?]

[Child Without Parents: As far as I know, the true master of Martial Soul Hall has never been a Pope with a different surname like you. Among the elders in the Elder Hall, which one of them doesn't have more power than you?]

[Child Without Parents: Do you even have an Angel Martial Soul? A person who hasn't even bathed in the radiance of the angels—even if you sit on that throne, how many people truly submit to you!]

Qian Xunji: so?

Once these words were out, the few members lurking in the group were scared out of their wits.

Are these secrets really things they should be hearing?

Won't they be silenced for having heard them?

Of course, there were a few who didn't fear Bibi Dong and came out to support Qian Renxue.

[Loves Eating Carrots: Exactly! I've seen Bibi Dong's Martial Soul; it's nothing but evil. A wicked woman like that isn't fit to sit on the Pope's throne at all!]

[Child Without Parents: Well said, sister!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Tsk tsk tsk... Bibi Dong, oh Bibi Dong, why are you so detestable? How come you get cursed at everywhere you go? Hahahaha...]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: You! How dare you curse Teacher? Are you really not afraid of death?]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: So what if I curse your teacher Bibi Dong? Not only will I curse her, I'd dare to stomp on her face too. Do you believe me?]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: Pfft, I don't believe you at all!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: You don't believe me, huh? Fine, fine, fine, just you wait...]

Meanwhile.

In a dormitory at Notting Academy.

Li Yuan watched the group chat quickly veer off-topic, filled with the scent of gunpowder, and silently wiped away a cold sweat.

The combat power of this batch of group members is a bit intense.

He chose to temporarily set aside the heatedly arguing chat interface and, following the system prompts, prepared to claim the rewards for this "bulk invitation."

"System, claim rewards!"

[Ding! Congratulations to the Host for successfully inviting ten group members! Rewards are being distributed...]

[Critical hit effect triggered! Rewards increased by one hundred times!]

[Congratulations to the Host for obtaining the following rewards:]

[1. Top-tier Daoist technique Golden Light Incantation!]

[2. Martial Soul Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python bloodline seed!]

[3. Portable Space (the size of a basketball court)]

[Golden Light Incantation: A top-tier Daoist technique that cultivates both life and spirit. While practicing, one can simultaneously cultivate the mind. Once the basics are mastered, one can condense a layer of golden light on the body surface, as hard as steel, providing automatic protection. Upon reaching great success, one becomes indestructible, immune to all evils, with a tranquil soul and the unification of life and spirit!]

[Martial Soul Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python bloodline seed: If a snake-type Martial Soul consumes this seed, it can obtain the bloodline of the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python. As soul power increases, the bloodline will be gradually unlocked, eventually evolving into the supreme beast from another world: the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python!]

[Chat Fire activated, Chat Group Popularity Value function activated!]

[Current Chat Group level: 1!]

[Host, please keep up the good work, manage your Chat Group with care, and level up soon!]

"Holy crap!"

Looking at the shimmering system prompts before him, Li Yuan stood up abruptly from his chair, his eyes wide as saucers.

These rewards... are just too top-tier!

Bibi Dong: I want to lock you in a secret room.

Setting aside how powerful the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python is, just the Golden Light Incantation alone is the head of the eight great divine incantations of the Daoist sect.

Especially in Under One Person, the Old Heavenly Master used the Golden Light Incantation to successfully prove that no matter how unpredictable your moves are, I will break them with a single force!

Not to mention the dual cultivation of life and spirit—this is a difficult problem that has plagued countless transmigrators.

Most of the time, spiritual power and the physical body cannot be cultivated simultaneously, but the Golden Light Incantation perfectly solves this problem.

Li Yuan couldn't suppress his excitement at all, the corners of his mouth curling upward involuntarily: "Ah Bai, it looks like we're about to hit the big time!"

Even if an AK-47 showed up today, it wouldn't be as hard to suppress as his mouth.

The Little White Snake quickly slithered onto his shoulder, affectionately rubbing against his cheek.

It could understand Li Yuan's words and also understood why he was so happy.

After all, the greatest difference between an externalized beast spirit and an ordinary beast spirit was the ability to achieve true telepathic connection, reaching a level where 1+1 is greater than 2.

"Ah Bai, remember, from today on, we have to learn not to eat beef."

The Little White Snake tilted its head to look at its master, then nodded as if it half-understood: "Woo-woo!"

Deep Blue, add points for me!

Li Yuan chanted silently in his heart: "Claim reward!"

In an instant, a gentle yet majestic warm current surged from his dantian, rapidly sweeping through his limbs and bones.

At the same time, a vast amount of profound information regarding the cultivation method of the Golden Light Incantation was deeply imprinted in his mind, as if it had belonged to him all along.

Almost at the same time, a strange seed, about the size of a fingernail and flowing with nine-colored halos, appeared out of thin air and floated quietly in front of him.

"Awoo!"

The moment the Little White Snake saw the seed, its pale golden vertical pupils suddenly constricted, revealing an almost instinctive, extreme desire.

It let out a low growl that didn't match its size, its body moving like lightning as it lunged forward and swallowed the nine-colored seed in one gulp.

Immediately after, dazzling seven-colored radiance erupted from its tiny body, growing brighter and brighter until it quickly formed an oval-shaped cocoon of light, completely enveloping it.

"Hum—!"

An indescribable aura, ancient, majestic, and carrying a faint trace of ferocity, faintly seeped out from the cocoon.

The next moment, an anomaly occurred!

In an instant, the world changed color, and the previously clear sky was suddenly shrouded in dark clouds.

It was as if the heavens and earth were offering a gift to the exotic beast about to be born.

It immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the city.

Outside the city, an old farmer who had just carried his hoe into the fields looked up at the sky, his face blank: "What the hell! What's going on? I just got to the field, and the sky changes its face?"

At Notting Academy, in the classroom.

Xiao Wu, who was secretly peeking at the Chat Group on her Brick, trembled, her little face turning deathly pale.

Such a powerful fierce beast aura, could it be that one of my kind has arrived?

She looked toward the direction of Li Yuan's dormitory and stood up abruptly.

"Xiao Wu, where are you going?"

Tang San, sitting next to her, was startled by her sudden movement and instinctively reached out to stop her.

"Don't stop me!"

Xiao Wu was burning with anxiety; she pushed Tang San aside and rushed out of the classroom without looking back.

Because he wasn't paying attention, Tang San was pushed into a stagger on the spot, falling face-first and causing his nose to bleed.

"San! Are you alright?"

Seeing his beloved disciple injured, Yu Xiaogang's expression changed, and he hurried forward.

"Xiao Wu, what is wrong with you? No matter how urgent things are, you can't just push people!"

Tang San covered his nose and waved his hand, his voice muffled: "No, it's fine, Teacher. Xiao Wu definitely didn't mean it. Let's continue..."

When Xiao Wu anxiously arrived at her destination, she was shocked.

Because that ancient, fierce pressure that made her heart palpitate was actually coming from Li Yuan's single dormitory!

Xiao Yuan... is he also a transformed soul beast?

Xiao Wu was startled at first, then an indescribable ecstasy surged in her heart.

No wonder!

No wonder she always felt that Li Yuan, who usually didn't hang out with them and didn't seem very sociable, always had an aura that made her feel inexplicably close to him.

At first, she thought it was because Li Yuan's spirit was also a beast type; after all, externalized beast spirits were very similar to soul beasts.

She never expected that he was actually one of her own!

"Wait, Li Yuan..."

Xiao Wu suddenly remembered something and quickly took out her Brick to open the group chat.

The two large characters [Li Yuan] in the group owner column were clearly visible.

Could Xiao Yuan be this group owner?

But immediately after, she dismissed this overly shocking conjecture herself: "No, that's not right... No matter how strong Xiao Yuan is, he's only a Soul Grand Master. How could he send these strange 'Bricks' to every corner of the continent at the same time? That would require such terrifying power..."

I must be overthinking it.

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