Douluo Chat Group: They're All Addicted to Gossip
Chapter 2

Receiving Supreme Rewards Right From the Start

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Qian Renxue carefully looked around, finding that no one had broken in; there was only a little black brick lying on the floor, which instantly made her panic a little.

You must know that her guards She Long and Chi Xue were both Titled Douluos.

Could someone really have delivered this item into her bedchamber without a sound?

Just how terrifying must the other party's strength be?

"Huh?"

Qian Renxue vigilantly picked up the little black brick.

She discovered that apart from looking square, compact, and exquisite, it seemed to have nothing special about it.

Right as she was filled with doubt and suspicion, the screen of the little black brick suddenly lit up, displaying its contents:

[Douluo Chat Mutual Aid Group (11)]

"Chat? Mutual aid?"

Qian Renxue knitted her delicate brows, doubt and suspicion filling her heart.

Could this be some kind of Soul Tool left behind from the Ancient Era?

Its function was actually to let people converse from afar?

Just as she was wondering.

The first message lit up in the group:

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Hello everyone!]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Is anyone there?]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Why is nobody talking?]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Didn't you say people were chatting? Daring to deceive this young lady, do you believe I'll have someone dismantle this crappy chat group of yours for you!]

Qian Renxue: "..."

Looking at that eye-catching nickname, the image of that little princess from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect involuntarily surfaced in her mind.

Hmph, going from well-behaved to exposing her true nature, it really looked just like the Little Demoness!

At this moment, another message popped up:

[Li Yuan: Shut your mouth first!]

[Li Yuan: Hello everyone, family members who just joined the group. I am the Group Leader of this group. Everyone being able to enter this group is fate given by the heavens.]

[Li Yuan: As long as you enter the group, everyone is family. I believe that everyone here will surely become the closest and most intimate partners. Let us work hard together for a better tomorrow, and encourage one another!]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Tch, who is family with you? There are countless people who want to curry favor with this young lady.]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Do you know who this young lady is? How dare you talk to me like this?]

(Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou has been muted by the Group Leader for thirty minutes.)

[Li Yuan: What kind of people are these? Not an ounce of basic decency, truly a shrimp-headed bastard!]

[Li Yuan: Family members do not be afraid. This Group Leader has always valued harmony above all. As long as everyone engages in civilized dialogue, I generally won't interfere.]

Seeing this scene, Qian Renxue's beautiful eyes contracted, and her heart instantly became unsettled.

The Group Leader could even mute people?

Would this mute affect reality?

Clearly, quite a few people harbored the same misgivings as Qian Renxue. For a moment, the group fell silent, and no one dared to speak rashly anymore, all observing in secret.

At the same time.

Within the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, in a luxurious boudoir.

Ning Rongron was wearing a white nightgown, curled up on the bed without a shred of decorum.

A fair and well-proportioned lower leg slipped out from under the quilt, radiating a delicate luster in the sunlight.

The nightgown had rolled up to her waist, revealing half of a perky curve that rose and fell gently with her huffy breaths.

When she had just obtained this strange "brick," this little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect had found it quite novel.

The rules in the sect were numerous, and her peers either feared her, accommodated her, played with her on the surface while calling her a Little Demoness behind her back, making it exceedingly boring indeed.

Thinking that having a "mysterious chat group" to make new friends seemed like a pretty good pastime.

Yet she never dreamed that as soon as she said hello, not only did she fail to receive an enthusiastic response, but she was directly... muted by that Group Leader named Li Yuan?

"Ignoring me is one thing... but he actually dares to mute me?!"

Ning Rongrong's fair and tender cheeks began to flush at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning from a faint pink all the way to the tips of her ears like a ripe, juicy peach.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah—!"

She bounced up violently from the bed, her long black hair drawing a circle in the air with the motion.

"Damn it! How dare he say this young lady lacks basic decency?!"

"Li Yuan is it... This young lady will remember you! Never, ever has anyone dared to treat me like this!"

The more Ning Rongrong thought about it, the angrier she got, grabbing the goose-down pillow beside her and hammering it fiercely a few times as if it were the hateful face of Group Leader Li Yuan.

It still wasn't enough to vent her anger.

She jumped barefoot onto the soft carpet, but feeling the soles of her feet cold, she blindly slipped into that pair of exquisite white silk stockings by the bed.

Then she raised a little foot wrapped in a white stocking and went on a wild, stomping rampage against that pillow.

"Stomp you to death! Stomp this hateful Group Leader to death!"

"Let you mute me! Let you call me shrimp-headed!"

As she stomped, Ning Rongrong muttered viciously to herself, her cheeks puffed out like steamed buns.

After stomping for quite a while, she finally stopped, panting heavily, hands on her hips as she glared at the little brick, fire practically spewing from her pretty almond eyes.

"Hmph! This young lady isn't finished with you!"

Another few minutes passed, and messages came through the group once again.

[Big Cat in the Night: Received.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: So that's how it is, it scared me to death.]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: Group Leader Brother~ Don't worry, I won't be like that indecent person just now. I am the most well-behaved and civilized~(Voice Message)]

Hearing that last voice message, which was so sickly sweet it could squeeze water out, Qian Renxue's hand shook, and she almost tossed the "brick" straight into her bathing tub.

"Yue—!"

Too green-tea!

A reeking stench of a scheming vixen!

She couldn't take it anymore; she had to say something.

[Child Without Parents: Was that voice of yours caught in a door or stepped on by a Soul Beast? Listening to it is truly sickening! Can you speak properly? If you really can't, then don't send voice messages!]

The moment the message went out, Qian Renxue froze.

Was this actually her group name?

Child Without Parents?

What kind of crappy name was this?

"I have a father! I also have a mother, alright!"

Qian Renxue slammed the "brick" furiously against the surface of the water, sending splashes flying in all directions: "What lousy chat group, giving people random names!"

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: Where did this little orphan come from? No wonder she has neither father nor mother, spewing filth from her mouth. Is she jealous that people have nice voices? People usually talk like this anyway, Group Leader Brother didn't say anything at all.]

[Yandere Mad Beauty of Martial Soul Hall: Daring to scold my disciple? Do you know who you are offending? I am Bibi Dong @Child Without Parents, if you have the guts come out, do you believe I'll have someone peel your skin off?]

Seeing this message, the few figures in the group who had still wanted to bubble to the surface instantly sank back down, trembling in terror.

Bibi Dong!

If this person truly was Pope Bibi Dong.

Then wasn't her disciple the Saintess of Spirit Hall?

The Pope!

The Saintess!

Good lord!

Did they accidentally stumble into the Heavenly Family?!!

Qian Renxue, who had just thrown the brick into the water, heard the notification chime. Although she was already so angry she didn't want to look at it, the lingering curiosity in her heart was hooked right back up.

She gritted her teeth and fished it back out of the water.

Fortunately, this brick was of good quality, and soaking in the water had caused not a single bit of impact.

As soon as she opened the chat group, she saw the scene that made her sorrowful.

On the screen, Bibi Dong's words cursing her for the sake of that "vixen" were extraordinarily glaring!

Qian Renxue's heart felt as though it had been pierced by a needle, and immediately an even fiercer wave of anger surged up.

Fine, this crappy name... was chosen well.

Right now she felt it fit the mood perfectly!

[Child Without Parents: Hmph! Want to peel my skin? Come then! If you have the guts, come yourself! Do you really think that just by being a Pope you can do whatever you want?]

[Child Without Parents: As far as I know, the true master of Spirit Hall has never been an outsider Pope like you. Among the Elder Hall's Elders, which one doesn't have more authority than you?]

[Child Without Parents: Do you have an Angel Martial Soul? A person who hasn't even bathed in the radiance of the angels, even if you sit in that position, how many people genuinely submit to you!]

Qian Xunji: so?

The moment these words came out, the several members lurking in the group were frightened out of their wits.

Were these kinds of secrets really something they were allowed to hear?

Wouldn't they be silenced after hearing them?

Naturally, there were also a few who didn't fear Bibi Dong, coming out to staunchly support Qian Renxue.

[Loves Eating Carrots: Exactly, I've seen Bibi Dong's martial soul, it is downright evil, this kind of wicked woman isn't fit to sit in the Pope's position at all!]

[Child Without Parents: Sister spoke well!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Tsk tsk tsk... Bibi Dong, oh Bibi Dong, why are you so detestable, how come you get scolded everywhere you go, hahahaha...]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: You! You actually dare to scold Teacher, are you really not afraid of death?]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Scolding your teacher Bibi Dong so what? This lady not only scolds, this lady even dares to step on her face, do you believe it?]

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: Tch, I don't believe it!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: You don't believe it, right? Very well, very well, you just wait...]

At the same time.

Inside the Notting Academy dormitory.

Li Yuan watched the group rapidly derail into a dialogue thick with the smell of gunpowder, and he silently wiped away a cold sweat.

This batch of group members had battle prowess that was a bit too strong.

He chose to temporarily put down the chat interface, which was arguing fiercely, and according to the system prompts, prepared to claim the rewards for this "Batch Invitation."

"System, claim the rewards!"

[Ding! Congratulations host, successfully invited ten group members! Rewards are being distributed...]

[Triggered Critical Effect! Rewards increased a hundredfold!]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the following rewards:]

[1. Daoist School top-tier technique "Golden Light Incantation"!]

[2. Martial Soul Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python bloodline seed!]

[3. Portable Space (ten cubic meters)]

[Golden Light Incantation: Daoist School top-tier technique, life-and-mind dual cultivation. It can simultaneously cultivate the spirit while cultivating the body. After mastering the entry level, a layer of golden light can be condensed on the surface of the body, as hard as steel for automatic body protection. Upon achieving mastery, one attains an Indestructible Vajra Body, is unaffected by all evil, has a stabilized spirit, and achieves unity of body and spirit!]

[Martial Soul Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python bloodline seed: Snake-type martial souls swallowing this seed can obtain the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python bloodline. As soul power increases, the bloodline will be unsealed bit by bit, ultimately evolving into the supreme demonic beast from another world, the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Python!]

[Chat Fire Activation, Chat Group Popularity Value Feature unlocked!]

[Current chat group level: 1!]

[Please, host, keep up the good work, manage your chat group with care, and upgrade it soon!]

"Holy crap!"

Looking at the shimmering system prompts before his eyes, Li Yuan stood up abruptly from his chair, his eyes wide-eyed and round.

These rewards... are simply too overpowered!

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