Douluo Chat Group: They're All Addicted to Gossiping

[Little One in the Forest: Awoo! (I'm ready too!)]

Star Dou Forest.

The Little One was directing a group of "God-Slaying Beasts," the Wind Baboons, to haul spirit fruits for her.

She sat in a neat row, preparing to distribute the fruits.

Of course, all these fruits belonged to her alone; no other beast had the right to them.

[Li Yuan: Then I shall begin. Speaking of the Sea God, we simply must mention one figure, and that is Bo Saixi.]

Everyone was full of question marks.

Bo Saixi?

What could this Peerless Douluo possibly have to do with the Sea God?

[Li Yuan: As everyone knows, Bo Saixi is the High Priestess of Sea God Island, and just like Qian Daoliu, she is a devotee of a deity.]

[Everyone: ???]

What do you mean "as everyone knows"?

We don't know this, duck.

Are we not considered people?

[Li Yuan: Don't interrupt. Do you want to know the story that simply must be told about Bo Saixi, Tang Chen, and Qian Daoliu—two men and one woman—on the beach by the sea?]

[Yandere Mad Beauty of Martial Soul Hall: What story? This Empress wants to hear it right now! And I want the version without any cuts!]

[Child Without Parents: ???]

Pope Palace.

A flash of craftiness crossed Bibi Dong's beautiful eyes, and her red lips curled into a wicked smirk: "Hahahaha, old thing, have I finally caught you by the tail?"

Two men and one woman?

And on a beach by the sea?

Oh my, old thing, I never expected that despite your usual upright and sanctimonious appearance, you were so wild in your youth!

Bibi Dong seemed to have already fantasized about the moment she would force Qian Daoliu to abdicate after learning his secret.

Now is Fantasy Time!

In the vision.

In the vision, she stepped on the Angel God Statue, looking down at Qian Daoliu from above, casting a look of disdain at him: "Oi! Old thing, you wouldn't want your reputation to be ruined in your twilight years, would you?"

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Oh my, can you not say it out loud? My heart is pounding. (Blushing)]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Is this still a proper group?]

[Viper-Hearted Big Sister: What does it matter if it's proper or not? Group Owner, continue, I love listening, hehe!]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Two men, one woman? The sea, the beach? Is it what I think it is?]

[Big Cat in the Night: Filthy!]

Zhu Zhuqing couldn't help but spit, her cheeks turning slightly red. She tried hard to suppress her curiosity and look away from the screen.

But as the saying goes, can a cat's curiosity be controlled by humans?

Especially a big cat.

As everyone knows, what does Nanaiko's big cat rely on for development?

Of course, it's estrogen. And high estrogen in certain aspects... well, you know what that means, ahem.

In less than three seconds, Zhu Zhuqing couldn't hold back anymore. She secretly picked up her Brick again, her face flushed, eyes glued to the screen without blinking.

She didn't want to miss a single detail!

[A Life of Bitterness and Solitude: Two men and one woman, sounds like it might be quite something?]

Speed Clan.

Compared to the "old hands" in the group, the young and naive Bai Chenxiang truly didn't understand any of it.

However, that didn't stop her from being curious.

[Li Yuan: According to unofficial history, the cause of the matter must be traced back to a stormy night many years ago. That night, Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang—oops, ptooey, ptooey, ptooey, I misspoke.]

[Li Yuan: That night, Ah Chen and Ah Liu fought each other. Both sides fought so fiercely that the sky went dark, the clouds churned, and the earth shook! Hmm... in short, it was very wild, fighting from the ground all the way to the sky!]

Qian Renxue's eyes widened, a trace of confusion in her clear gaze.

Could it be that the reason her grandfather had been muttering about Tang Chen for all these years was really because of this?

No, that's impossible, right?

She quickly shook her head, casting away these unseemly thoughts.

How could her majestic grandfather have such a hobby?

Even if he did, he would have to be the 1, definitely not the 0!

Qian Daoliu: ???

[Child Without Parents: Is this reasonable?]

[Li Yuan: Is it not? Just tell me, did they fight or not?]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

Seeing this, Qian Renxue finally realized that Li Yuan had said it on purpose.

Her expression turned ugly, and her chest felt stifled with sudden rage.

"Huff... huff... I'm so angry I could die."

She yanked at her collar.

How the hell is this reasonable?

Is this even proper phrasing?

Two men fighting, and you use words like that?

If people didn't know better, they'd think they were engaging in... you know, and what if others misunderstood?

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Wow! And two men at that... Big Brother Group Owner, then what? What happened next? Tell us quickly! (Winks excitedly)]

Oh, never mind, they already misunderstood.

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: I truly never expected that the always dignified and imposing Great Elder was actually... hmm, so worldly-wise in his youth.]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Ugh, I'm going to be sick!]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

The straightforward Liu Erlong had such a vivid image pop into her mind that she nearly vomited her dinner from the night before.

It was too disgusting.

It was nothing short of a torture to her eyes and soul!

[Ice-Snow Smart: Is this how the older generation fights?]

Ye Lingling's small mouth hung slightly open, her cheeks flushed.

Nighttime? Topsy-turvy?

When these keywords were arranged and combined, her pure heart suffered an unprecedented shock, leaving her completely dazed.

Her brain's CPU directly overloaded and crashed on the spot.

Martial Soul Hall.

Bibi Dong watched the reactions in the group chat, laughing until she trembled, nearly rolling off her soft couch.

"Hahahaha, you old thing, your image... pfft, hahahaha! It's all ruined!"

She could practically see Qian Daoliu's old face turning green with rage, yet unable to defend himself, and her heart felt incredibly satisfied.

"Serves you right! That's for not helping me back then! That's for protecting that beast of a son of yours!"

[Li Yuan: Afterward, Ah Chen and Ah Liu became best bros. They made a pact to venture to Sea God Island together. Upon arriving, they both fought the greatest beauty of Sea God Island, Bo Saixi, and in the end, both suffered a narrow defeat at her hands.]

Everyone gasped in unison.

Bo Saixi is actually that powerful?

Two Peerless Douluo were no match for her?

Then just how strong must the Sea God be?!

[Li Yuan: And here comes the even more melodramatic part. After this battle, Ah Chen fell in love with A-Xi, and Ah Liu fell in love with A-Xi as well. Both confessed at the same time, but A-Xi didn't choose either of them directly. She only said one thing: whoever becomes a god, I shall marry.]

[Li Yuan: In truth, the moment those words were spoken, Qian Daoliu knew he had already been rejected, because as the High Priest of Martial Soul Hall, he could never inherit a godhood. But Tang Chen took Bo Saixi's words to heart, leaving behind a promise to return only after becoming a god, and then he left.]

[He left for decades, leaving our poor A-Xi to weep alone every night while gazing at the moon.]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Wuwuwu... such a touching story, Sister Bo Saixi is so miserable!]

[Big Cat in the Night: Senior Tang Chen is truly persistent; because of a single joke, he actually went off to seek godhood.]

[Li Yuan: Don't get emotional just yet, I have an unofficial history to insert here.]

[Ice-Snow Smart: Hmm? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?]

[Child Without Parents: You'd better be talking about unofficial history, not just pure crap!]

[Li Yuan: According to unofficial records, Qian Daoliu didn't actually like Bo Saixi. He only pretended to like her because he was afraid Tang Chen would be taken away by her. It's a pity, though—until the day these two best bros went their separate ways, Tang Chen never once paid any mind to Qian Daoliu's intentions.]

[Li Yuan: Sigh, what is love in this world?]

[Li Yuan: It only teaches lovers under heaven to end up as brothers! What a pair of star-crossed lovers! (Crying emoji)]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

"What is love in this world? What a poem. I never imagined the Group Owner possessed such literary talent."