Douluo Chat Group: They're All Addicted to Gossip
Chapter 9

Douluo Chat Group: They've All Become Addicted to Gossiping

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[Ice-Snow Smart: +1]

[Viper-Hearted Big Sister: (?_?) Seriously, you've all been arguing for the whole morning, aren't you done yet?]

The next second, an image was sent.

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: A black-silk-clad jade foot in a high heel stepping on a portrait of Bibi Dong, grinding down ruthlessly. JPG. Animated image.]

For a moment, the entire Chat Group seemed to have been hit with a mute button.

"Holy crap!"

Li Yuan stared at that black-silk-clad foot, falling into deep contemplation.

Is this even a proper group anymore?

Is this how you test your fellow group members?

What kind of proper group member could resist a test like this?

Holding a critical attitude, Li Yuan zoomed in to examine it carefully for a while.

Hmm, the ankles are slender, and the arch of the foot has a beautiful curve.

The texture of the black silk looks good, and the style of the high heel is actually red-bottomed...

Wait, I think I got the focus wrong.

A few seconds later.

Li Yuan curled his lip and exited the full-size image: "Tch, it's just okay, I guess."

[Big Cat in the Night: !!!]

[Ice-Snow Smart: !!!!]

[Viper-Hearted Big Sister: !!!!!]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Why are you posting this?]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Big sister's legs are so long, so pretty, I'm so envious! (Starry-eyed emoji)]

Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Ning Rongrong was already half-lying on her bed in her pajamas.

She used her hand to measure the long, shapely black-silk-clad leg in the picture, then compared it to her own fair, tender, short legs.

Her mood plummeted instantly.

Ahhhhh!

Immediately after, she buried her legs under the covers, feeling like crying but having no tears.

A few seconds later, from deep within the blankets, a low voice of self-consolation emerged: "This young lady is only eleven years old this year, they should still grow, right?"

[Big Cat in the Night: Is that the point? Why don't you look at what she's stepping on?]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: !!!]

Just then, Hu Liena, who had been tagged for a long time, finally arrived.

[Little Fox Who Loves Teacher Most: @Single Academy-Running Housewife, you b*tch, how dare you step on my teacher? Just wait for your death!]

Chapter 9: Hacking from the Southern Heaven Gate to Penglai East Road

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: You think I'm afraid of you? You deserve it, ugh! I feel sick just looking at your teacher Bibi Dong's portrait. Ugly woman, old woman, she deserves to be stepped on by me!]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Big sister did a great job! That bad woman Bibi Dong deserves to be stepped on!]

[Child Without Parents: 666!]

[Ice-Snow Smart: Um... I feel like, isn't this a bit much? Didn't the group owner say that it's fate that we all joined this group? It's better to be harmonious...]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Yeah, I think so too, this seems a bit excessive...]

[Loves Eating Carrots: What's wrong with it? Bibi Dong is just a bad woman! So what if we step on her portrait?]

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Well said!]

[Ice-Snow Smart: I mean, you're just cursing and insulting her in the chat group, it doesn't cause her any real harm. What if Bibi Dong finds you in reality? Wouldn't you be in trouble?]

Seeing this, Li Yuan nodded and muttered, "Unexpectedly, there's a sensible person in the group who knows that trash-talking online easily leads to real-life consequences."

This "Ice-Snow Smart" has some brains.

"Let me guess who she is. Is it Ye Lingling? Or Shui Bing'er? The personality doesn't quite feel like them..."

[Loves Eating Carrots: Ah? No way! Is it too late for me to apologize now? (Terrified emoji)]

In the dormitory, Xiao Wu, who had just laid down, felt her little face turn pale with fright.

However, what terrified her even more was a new message popping up.

[Yandere Mad Beauty of Martial Soul Hall: Hmph, too late!]

[Yandere Mad Beauty of Martial Soul Hall: Just wait. Once I find you, I will make you wish you were dead... (Sinister tone)]

After listening to Bibi Dong's voice message, Xiao Wu felt a chill run from the soles of her feet straight to her crown.

Oh no, she felt she wasn't far from being turned into a spirit ring!

Should she just run away back to Star Dou in the middle of the night?

As soon as this thought crossed Xiao Wu's mind, she shook her head and muttered to herself, "No, no, I can't leave Li Yuan behind. Even if I run, I have to take him with me."

[Single Academy-Running Housewife: Go ahead and look! If you have the ability, then look! My group name isn't my real name anyway, so where are you going to find me? Hahaha~ (Tone is arrogant)]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Oh, that's right, I guess that's true!]

Xiao Wu patted her chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

Thank goodness, it seems this strange group name can't be changed at will.

Otherwise, if she had been hot-headed when joining the group today and changed her nickname to "Xiao Wu"...

Wouldn't that have been a disaster?

The image was too terrifying to even contemplate.

[Ice-Snow Smart: Um, don't be too happy just yet. She can probably find the group owner. The group owner's name is Li Yuan, and this... might actually be his real name. If she finds the group owner first, then wouldn't you all be... (Stops mid-sentence)]

Once these words were spoken, the air suddenly went quiet.

Xiao Wu and Liu Erlong were both completely stunned.

Oh no!

Li Yuan could almost hear the sound of all the female group members gasping in shock.

Meanwhile, at Martial Soul Hall.

Bibi Dong, wearing a silk nightgown, was half-reclining against a large, soft pillow, her magnificent purple hair cascading down.

Due to her side-lying posture, the neckline of her robe was slightly open, revealing a glimpse of something breathtaking and enough to make one's face flush—a pair of pinkish-white buds.

They glowed alluringly under the light, making one want to take a bite.

She had been too angry to sleep, but upon seeing this message, her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.

A cold and dangerous smile slowly bloomed on her exquisite face:

"Good! Since I can't currently drag you hidden rats out of your holes..."

"Then I'll just capture this damned group owner first. Once I have him, I'm sure I can extract your names and hiding spots, right?"

[Yandere Crazy Beauty: Thanks for the reminder, @Ice-Snow Smart.]

[Ice-Snow Smart: !!!! (Terrified cat head emoji)]

[Yandere Crazy Beauty: @Li Yuan, I give you one hour to hand over their identities. Otherwise, when I find you, I'll make sure you enjoy the same treatment as them!]

Li Yuan frowned as he looked at this message.

Enjoy what kind of treatment?

Heh, if it were the same secret room treatment as Qian Xunji, he might actually consider it.

[Li Yuan: Threatening me? Heh, I'm afraid you don't realize that my true body is no longer in this realm!]

[Yandere Crazy Beauty: Keep blowing hot air. Since you refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit, I naturally have ways to find you.]

[Li Yuan: Sigh, This Seat originally wanted to chat with you all as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect it to be met with suspicion and threats. Since that's the case, I won't pretend anymore. I'm laying my cards on the table.]

[Ice-Snow Smart: A secret? (Ears perk up)]

[Big Cat in the Night: (Little kitten peeking emoji)]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Hehe! I knew the group owner must be a hidden super powerhouse! (Worshipful star-eyes)]

[Li Yuan: Thinking back to those days, I held two Fangtian Painted Halberds and hacked my way from the Southern Heaven Gate all the way to Penglai East Road. The blood flowed like a river; ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were knocked flat by a single sweep of my halberd, and I didn't even blink!]

[Yandere Crazy Beauty: Keep making it up, keep going. You're making it sound quite convincing; it's a real shame you don't write novels.]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Um, Group Owner, I want to ask, don't your eyes get dry?]

It was reasonable for Bibi Dong not to believe him; after all, she was knowledgeable and not so easily fooled.

But what was up with you, Ning Rongrong?

Li Yuan's mouth twitched. I said I kill without blinking, and you ask if my eyes get dry?

Is that the point?

Whose side are you on, Ning Rongrong?

[Li Yuan: That's not the point. You know about Peerless Douluo, right? That's a Title Douluo at level 99.]

[Li Yuan: A Peerless Douluo like that, in the Heavenly Realm where I fought back then, couldn't even beat the most ordinary heavenly soldier! And back then, I was facing a full one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals!]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Level 99?! Are they much stronger than my Grandpa Sword?]

[Li Yuan: Let's put it this way: a Peerless Douluo, even if ten of your Grandpa Swords went up against one, they'd only last a little longer!]

[Richest Little Heiress of Heaven Dou: Wow! Group Owner Brother is so amazing! o((⊙﹏⊙))o!]

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