Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo became women, so seductive the men's nosebleeds flowed like rivers

"Ahahahaha...

"Everyone... this is Konoha's High Command..."

"Our officials... hahaha..."

Looking at those four useless old fools, Qingwu finally burst out laughing, with a hint of self-mockery.

He had once.

Actually considered them opponents.

Thinking about it.

It was fucking ridiculous.

Though mocked, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu shamelessly kept smiling along. "You're right, Hyuga Clan Head..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo glared furiously.

Unfortunately, they could no longer speak.

Qingwu walked over.

And sat in the Hokage's seat.

"I have to say, this Hokage's chair really is different. It's much more comfortable than mine, and much softer, too."

With a creak, he leaned the chair back.

"Clack~"

He lifted both legs onto the desk.

Then.

Folded his arms across his chest.

"Mm-hmm—"

The brothers Hyuga Hiashi and Hizashi Hyuga walked over without needing to be told, standing behind Qingwu on either side.

Like bodyguards.

Qingwu sat sprawled in the Hokage's seat, brazenly throwing his weight around. Yet not a single person dared stand up and object. Not even the Hokage's son, Asuma.

That was the reality of the Ninja World.

The strong ruled.

The weak bowed.

"Originally, I wasn't going to bother with you. We're not on the same level, so I couldn't be bothered~"

"I didn't expect you to jump out and make trouble again."

"A toad sitting on your foot doesn't bite."

"But it sure as fuck makes your skin crawl."

Just looking at those four useless old fools irritated Qingwu ＜(｀^´)＞.

Hearing that, the representatives below all lowered their heads, afraid they would burst out laughing. Toads?! Those four?! Pfft~

It really was an apt description.

"Yes, yes, yes~ You're absolutely right, Clan Head Qingwu~ We were wrong... we shouldn't have done this... we were wrong..."

Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu kept smiling apologetically. They really seemed