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Chapter 122

Li Hao: Might as well boil it

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Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Wow, is this exciting? I want to see it too!"

Little Yan Lingji: "Hmph, I won't show you."

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Waaah, does Little Yan Lingji not like Brother Gu Santong anymore?"

Yan Lingji's lips twitched slightly, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

This guy!?

Little Yan Lingji: "Sorry, never. I only like the Big Brother Group Leader."

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Waaah, but... I like the Big Brother Group Leader too, what should I do?"

Goddess Leona: "Together, together."

Ming Yanwei: "Tch, you guys are so cheeky, aren't you afraid of retaliation from the group owner?"

Li Hao's face was gloomy.

Gu Santong, are you asking for trouble?!

I haven't given you a set meal for two days, and you're already acting all high and mighty? Have you forgotten who you are?!

Also, you chuunibyou goddess, what the hell are you doing getting together with her? Aren't you afraid of getting beaten to death by Pan Zhen?

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong was muted for one minute by the group owner.

Goddess Leona was muted by the group admin for thirty seconds.

Little Yan Lingji: "Gu Santong completes his daily suicide attempt (1/1)."

Angel Yan: "Gu Santong has completed his daily suicide attempt (1/1)."

Ming Yanwei: "Pitiful."

Goddess Leona: "Wow, Dog Group Owner, you've banned me again."

Wait, why did I add "again"?

"Fine, you just wait, one day I'll show you how powerful Goddess Leona is. But you're lucky today, since someone's going to support my little sister."

Li Hao curled his lip in disdain. "You've said that at least ten times, haven't you?"

besides.

Omniscient Li: "Transmigration Talisman 500 points, do you have it?"

Upon hearing this, Leona fell silent.

After a brief period of thought and careful consideration.

Leona finally realized that she really didn't have 500 points!

Leona's face fell, and she instantly lost her spirits.

Waaah, why can't other people get missions?!

They want to change the world too, they want missions too!

But changing the world is such a difficult task!

Goddess Leona: "Leona doesn't want to talk to you," and throws Angel Yan at you. You catch Angel Yan, but your hands touch the wrong place, and Angel Yan slaps you hard twice.

"Hmph, the great goddess Leona is too lazy to bother with you. She's going to watch her little sister's live stream."

Angel Yan narrowed her eyes, a dangerous glint flashing within them.

Leona, how dare you throw me!

Also, what does it mean to touch the wrong place?

You little brat, just you wait. I'll teach you a lesson when I get back from Earth.

Goddess Leona joined the live stream.

Ming Yanwei.

Angel Yan.

Little Dragon Maiden.

Omniscient Li

Out of curiosity about what Little Yan Lingji was going to do, almost all the online group members chose to watch the live stream. Li Hao was no exception.

Li Hao entered the live broadcast room and was greeted by a courtyard full of ancient charm.

The two-story bamboo house courtyard is filled with all sorts of exotic flowers and plants, making it quite exquisite.

Under the eaves of the courtyard, there was a large earthenware urn.

Yan Lingji stood under the eaves of the bamboo house, next to a beautiful woman dressed in a sexy and alluring outfit, draped in a light pink veil.

The beautiful woman, heavily pregnant as if she were ten months along, had a face full of pain on her lips. She was none other than Yan Lingji's master.

Zhurong was in excruciating abdominal pain, as if her intestines were being torn apart; the pain had already turned her beautiful face pale.

She clutched her large belly with both hands, her delicate body trembling with pain.

Zhurong, his face contorted with grief, choked back tears. "Yan'er, is Master about to die?"

Yan Lingji snorted irritably, "You still dare to steal food, huh?"

Li Hao was both amused and exasperated upon seeing this.

He had a general idea of what was going on.

The red envelope contained tiger demon meat, in chunks weighing about two pounds each.

Although there isn't much demon beast meat, it's definitely not something an ordinary martial artist can refine at will.

Refining essence into qi, refining qi into spirit, refining spirit to return to emptiness, refining emptiness to unite with the Dao.

The Refining Void Realm is the late stage of cultivation, not far from becoming an immortal. With such power, destroying the heavens and the earth is an easy matter.

Planets like Earth are perfectly capable of experiencing single-planet explosions.

So even if it's just two pounds of demon beast meat, it's still the essence of a Void Refinement Great Demon's flesh and blood. A single drop of its blood is an unimaginable treasure for ordinary people.

Even a cultivator at the Golden Core stage would likely suffer from indigestion after consuming two jin of the flesh and blood essence of a Void Refinement demon in a short period of time.

Li Hao didn't know the exact cultivation level of Yan Lingji's master, but he felt it was impossible for her to have the strength of the Golden Core realm.

After all, the combat power of the Golden Core cultivators in Nine Songs of the Sky " must be that of unparalleled masters.

Given the pitiful fate of Yan Lingji in the original storyline, the possibility that her master was a Golden Core cultivator is extremely low.

Seeing this scene, Li Hao roughly understood what was going on.

Yan Lingji's master must have been too busy stealing food to properly refine the tiger demon's flesh and blood essence, which is why she suffered from indigestion.

Given the other party's current condition, if not dealt with promptly, they might even die from an overexertion due to their weakened state.

Di Leona: "Wow, little sister, are you sure this is your master and not your mother? You two look so alike, like you were made from the same mold."

Angel Yan: "From a genetic point of view, there's a high probability that this woman is a relative of Yan Lingji. But it can't be confirmed that she's her mother; she could be another direct relative."

Ming Yanwei walked forward curiously, looked at the pained Zhurong, and asked with some concern, "Auntie, what's wrong? Are you about to give birth?"

Yan Lingji's face twitched slightly, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

Give birth my ass!

That idiot master! Stealing food is one thing, but he doesn't even know how big his stomach is! Now look what's happened. Humph, just wait until you're fried into a giant watermelon and still trying to be clever.

Yan Lingji was utterly speechless at her unreliable master.

Li Hao: "Barbecue should be done over a low flame, and remember to add plenty of seasonings. Also, I don't have a good appetite and don't like greasy food."

Everyone was speechless.

Group admin, are you sure you're serious?

Yan Lingji was also somewhat amused and exasperated.

They were just joking. Big Brother Group Leader, you're so annoying, deliberately teasing them.

Hmph, I wouldn't give you my master to eat.

Zhurong squatted on the ground in anguish, two lines of clear tears slowly dripping from his eyes.

Waaah, it hurts so much, I'm really going to die!

Zhurong choked back tears, "Waaah, I've lived for decades, and now I'm about to die, but I've never even slept with a man. I'm so unwilling to accept this!"

Yan Lingji's face was grim.

Master, have you no shame? You're still considering this issue.

Everyone looked at him strangely, especially Li Hao, who almost burst out laughing.

They finally understood who Little Yan Lingji had learned her personality from. With such an unreliable master, how could she not be led astray?

Zhurong had no idea that her current state was being broadcast live by her good apprentice.

She wiped away her tears with her delicate hands, peeking through her fingers at Yan Lingji's gloomy face, and said cautiously, "Good Yan'er, your master is about to die. Can you grant your master one small wish?"

Yan Lingji said irritably, "Alright, can't you just be quiet for a bit?"

She dared not let her master speak now; it would be too embarrassing!

And this isn't just embarrassing ourselves in front of other tribes; it's embarrassing ourselves in front of other worlds.

Oh no, how am I supposed to face the Big Brother Group Leader now?

Zhurong pouted her beautiful red lips, looking like a wronged little girl, and said, "I'm about to die, and you won't even accept the last wish of a dead person?"

Yan Lingji's eyes twitched. Suppressing the urge to slap her master to death, she gritted her teeth and said, "Speak. You have thirty words to explain."

Zhurong Rong looked at Yan Lingji pitifully and said briefly, "Master is missing a man. Why not call your Big Brother Group Leader over?"

After Zhurong finished speaking, she said aggrievedly, "Waaah, you don't want your master to die without ever having tasted a man's flavor, do you? It's so embarrassing!"

The group members looked at each other strangely, glancing at the aggrieved Zhu Zhurong, then at the innocent-looking Li Hao, their faces full of amusement.

Tsk tsk, did the group admin plan this all along?

Li Hao felt very wronged, extremely wronged.

What does this have to do with me?

Besides, I've only seen Yan Lingji once in her selfies, but I really don't recognize her at all.

Of course, I'm actually very happy to do this kind of thing.

Mature and sophisticated woman, perfect!

Cough cough, Little Yan Lingji, really. It would be so much better to chat about this privately. How am I supposed to reply to this? It really damages Glorious's image.

Yan Lingji glared at Zhurong, her jade hands clenched tightly, her eyes flashing with fire.

Behind her, raging flames rose, making her appear as a fire goddess emerging from the flames, perfectly embodying the image of someone enraged.

"Yan'er, you're on fire!"

Zhurong huddled in the corner, pointing cautiously at the raging flames behind Yan Lingji.

Yan Lingji snorted angrily and spat out two fire dragons.

It's all because of you!

Zhurong said, sounding aggrieved, "Yan'er, are you angry?"

Yan Lingji rolled her eyes, too lazy to even speak to Zhurong.

"Sigh, seeing you like this, your master is already very pleased."

Zhurong was silent for two seconds, then suddenly revealed a gentle smile, "Master knows that there is no hope for me now."

Yan'er, you must learn to take care of yourself from now on. No matter what happens, you must be strong. Only by living can there be hope.

That's true. Your Big Brother Group Leader is definitely no ordinary person to be able to send out something like that. Even your master can't fathom the depth of your current cultivation level.

That's good too; even if Master dies, he can rest in peace.

Don't be sad. This is Master's own fault, it has nothing to do with you.

Zhurong's sudden confession left Yan Lingji somewhat stunned.

Her anger vanished instantly. Seeing Zhurong's dejected expression, she opened and closed her mouth, remained silent for two seconds, and finally said firmly, "I will definitely save Master."

Yan Lingji: "Big Brother Group Leader, and everyone else, thank you for your help."

Yan Lingji briefly explained Zhurong's situation.

Zhurong stared in astonishment at Yan Lingji, who was speaking to thin air, his expression shifting, becoming somewhat grave.

This is?

There's clearly no one here, but...?

Could it be that this Big Brother Group Leader is really a god?!

Thinking of this, Zhurong's previously despairing mood suddenly felt a glimmer of hope.

At the same time, she was secretly shocked, wondering where Yan Lingji had gotten to know such a being.

"It seems I've neglected Yan'er somewhat in the past. I must have a proper talk with Yan'er when I have the chance."

Upon hearing this, everyone finally understood what had happened.

Li Hao pondered for a moment and said, "Although your master's situation is a bit troublesome, it's not difficult to resolve."

Upon hearing this, Yan Lingji immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Yan Lingji naturally had no doubt about Li Hao's words.

She looked at Li Hao expectantly and asked urgently, "Does the Big Brother Group Leader have a solution?"

"See that big urn? Throw your master in and boil him. Oh, and remember to clean it thoroughly and add plenty of water, otherwise it might affect the results."

Li Hao pointed to the large urn, as tall as a person, under the eaves and said calmly.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment, including Yan Lingji, who was somewhat unable to react.

So, group admin, are you sure you're not joking, or do you just not like barbecue and want to try stew instead?

Yan Lingji hesitated, somewhat puzzled.

Although she had a blind trust in Li Hao, but what about this kind of thing?

Yan Lingji was speechless and a little nervous.

Her master was already her last remaining family member; she really didn't want to lose this often unreliable and foolish master as well.

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