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Chapter 24

Chapter 24

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Omniscient Li: "@Little Yan Lingji, you've truly broken my heart. I told you about your future destinies for your own good, so you could avoid dangers that might exist in the future. You... you... I'm so tired. There's no love left."

Everyone rolled their eyes wildly at this.

Tch, if it was just a bad sense of humor, then call it a bad sense of humor. He made it sound like he was doing it for our sake.

Shameless!

That old bastard was too shameless!

Little Yan Lingji: "Boohoo, I wronged Big Brother Group Leader. Please accept my apology, Big Brother Group Leader. How about Big Brother Group Leader video chats with me? (/▽╲)"

Li Hao could not help rolling his eyes.

This little vixen dared to seduce men before she had even fully grown up.

Hmph, don't think I wouldn't dare to spank you.

Little Yan Lingji: "Big Brother Group Leader is so annoying. You're not even replying to me. You must be thinking about Sister Yan."

Angel Yan: "!!!???"

Little Yan Lingji: "@Angel Yan, Sister Yan, hurry up and start a video livestream. Let me see whether you really look like what Big Brother Group Leader said. Hmph, Big Brother Group Leader said he likes girls like Sister Yan. I refuse to accept that.

(#`皿′), I'm only a little small right now. Give me a few years—no, just two years—and I'll definitely be a great beauty too."

Angel Yan did not know whether to laugh or cry, though she was also somewhat embarrassed and annoyed.

When had that bastard ever said such things? I'm furious.

And Yan Lingji, that shameless little brat—how could she casually say something like that!?

Angel Yan: "@Little Yan Lingji, children should go piss and play in the mud."

Little Yan Lingji: "Waaah, I'm crying! Sister Yan must be having an affair with Big Brother Group Leader. You're bullying me together. ┭┮﹏┭┮, I'm so pitiful. You're all bad people."

Angel Yan's pretty face flushed slightly. She dearly wished she could drag Little Yan Lingji out of the Chat Group and beat her up.

Angel Yan: "You little brat, once I get five hundred points, I'll make you pay."

Little Yan Lingji: "@Omniscient Li, Big Brother Group Leader, save me! Sister Yan wants to bully me."

Little Yan Lingji: "@Angel Yan, hmph, with Big Brother Group Leader protecting me, if you dare come, I'll have Big Brother Group Leader spank your butt."

Angel Yan gritted her pearly teeth, nearly coughing up blood from rage.

This little thing!

Li Hao found it amusing and nearly burst out laughing.

Little Yan Lingji was quite something.

Hmm, spanking Angel Yan's butt was not entirely out of the question.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Funny.JPG"

Li Xunhuan: "Funny.JPG"

Little Dragon Maiden: "Funny.JPG"

Ip Man did not dare speak. He did not dare speak.

Goddess Leona: "Hey, hey, are you going or not? If you're not going, give me the chance.

Hmph, couples who flaunt their love die young. You disgusting lovebirds. Hehe, you bastard Angel Yan, you actually hooked up with that perverted Group Leader and stole my chance.

I'm going to tell Holy Keisha. I'm definitely going to tell Holy Keisha."

Goddess Leona has been muted by the Group Leader for one minute.

Li Hao narrowed his eyes and fell into deep thought.

Tell Holy Keisha!

If he remembered correctly, the Angel Race and Sun Star were not especially close. Yet judging by Leona's words, she seemed very familiar with Holy Keisha.

And tell Holy Keisha!

Could it be that Angel Yan had already told Keisha everything about the Chat Group?

Omniscient Li: "@Angel Yan, @Little Dragon Maiden, are you ready?"

Angel Yan: "I can leave at any time."

Little Dragon Maiden: "I'm ready."

Omniscient Li: "Good, then let's go."

Angel Yan: "Wait, why does it say a Transmigration Talisman is required!?"

Omniscient Li: ""

Li Hao was speechless and could not help rolling his eyes.

This damn mission required us to provide our own Transmigration Talisman?

But why hadn't he received a notification? Was this another Group Leader privilege?

Tsk tsk, I like it.

Li Hao thought to himself, then considered another issue.

He was now at the Refining Void and Dao Integration realm. In a cultivation fantasy world, he would be a figure on the level of an ancient giant, a big shot who could destroy worlds with a stomp. Compared to him, the Return of the Condor Heroes World was practically kindergarten level.

Thinking about how he was about to use a max-level account to run a kindergarten dungeon, Li Hao felt a little conflicted.

After all, this was seriously bullying children!

And what if he accidentally used a little too much force and broke the Return of the Condor Heroes World? What then?

Little Yan Lingji: "A Transmigration Talisman? It seems Big Brother Group Leader just sent one in the group. It costs five hundred points in the shop."

Upon hearing that, Angel Yan looked completely baffled.

Five hundred points!?

Could someone tell me how to earn points?

Angel Yan was speechless, yet also didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

She had finally made up her mind to accept the mission and take a look, but now she was stuck right at the starting point.

What kind of trash Chat Group was this? What a scam!

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "No way, you need a Transmigration Talisman just to do a mission? That's way too scammy, isn't it?"

Li Xunhuan: "Actually, it makes sense when you think about it. This is a personal Special Mission triggered by Little Dragon Maiden, not a team mission directly issued by the Chat Group. Those who accept it are essentially taking on private work, so needing a Transmigration Talisman is perfectly reasonable.

But looking at it this way, ordinary missions probably can't afford to hire support."

Ip Man: "What should we do now? Can we not accept the mission without a Transmigration Talisman?"

Little Yan Lingji: "@Ip Man, huh, you're one of the newcomers who came with Sister Yan and Sister Leona last time."

Ip Man: "@Little Yan Lingji, greetings, Senior. I am Ip Man of Foshan."

Little Yan Lingji: "Wahaha, I'm a senior now too.

Mm, Ip Man, right? You're not bad. You have good judgment. If anyone in the group bullies you in the future, just say that Yan Lingji is looking out for you."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Hah, Little Yan Lingji, how many people in this group can you even beat?"

Little Yan Lingji: "@Omniscient Li, waah waah waah, Big Brother Group Leader, Gu Santong is bullying me again."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong has been muted by the Group Leader for one minute. Invincible Urchin Gu Santong has been unmuted by the Group Leader.

Little Yan Lingji: "( ̄3 ̄) Big Brother Group Leader is so nice. Yan Lingji will always like Big Brother Group Leader. @Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, hmph hmph, now you know how formidable I am, right? ( ̄︶ ̄)"

Gu Santong pursed his lips. He felt bitter, utterly miserable, and wanted to cry.

Why was I always the one getting hurt?

And when did those two adulterers** get together?

Ahhh! I, Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, refuse to accept this!

Dog Group Owner, let's fight to the death!

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I was wrong. ▄█=█● I kneel before Lady Yan Lingji. Big Brother Group Leader, I can go waah waah waah too. Please show me some love."

Li Hao's face turned green with disgust, and he couldn't help rolling his eyes wildly.

That damned Gu Santong was definitely doing this on purpose!

Omniscient Li: "Roll as far away as the stars are vast."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong has been muted by the Group Leader for one minute.

Li Xunhuan: "Trembling in fear, the Group Leader is mighty."

Little Dragon Maiden: "Trembling in fear, the Group Leader is mighty."

Goddess Leona: "Trembling my ass. Dog Group Owner, get out here. You dared to mute me, Di Leona? Ahhh, I'm going to fight you to the death."

Goddess Leona has been muted by the Group Leader for one minute.

Angel Yan: "Trembling in fear, the Group Leader is (well) (done) (so) (beautiful)."

Ip Man: "Trembling in fear, the Group Leader is (well) (done) (so) (beautiful)."

Ip Man withdrew a message.

Ip Man: "Trembling in fear, the Group Leader is mighty."

After sending the message, Ip Man's expression turned ugly, and he wanted to cry.

Angel Goddess, you've gotten me into deep trouble.

Heavens bless me, I hope Goddess Leona didn't see it!

Seeing this, Li Hao nearly laughed out loud. Who would have thought Ip Man had such a strong will to survive?

Omniscient Li sent Angel Yan an exclusive red packet. Angel Yan accepted the exclusive red packet.

Omniscient Li: "Alright, consider this a loan. Don't forget to pay me back later."

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