Li Hao: This Dog Food Is a Bit Much

Xu Xian said in despair, "Wait, group owner, have you forgotten something?"

Li Hao asked doubtfully, "Really?"

Xu Xian was speechless. "Group owner, they can't see me!"

Li Hao laughed and said, "Don't rush, now is not the time for you to make your appearance. This group leader will help you find out the situation, and you will have your chance to shine later."

Xu Xian put his hand to his forehead, on the verge of tears. "Group owner, you clearly wanted to play this game yourself, didn't you?"

Little Green frowned and shouted, "Who are you?"

Li Hao smiled and said, "My surname is Li. I have some acquaintance with Xu Xian. I came here today to offer my congratulations upon hearing of Xu Xian's wedding."

Little Green scoffed, "Friends, congratulations? Forcibly barging into the bride's boudoir to offer congratulations? You two are truly good friends. I wonder how Xu Xian would feel if he knew."

Li Hao smiled without saying a word.

I didn't force my way in; I walked in openly and honestly.

Besides, wasn't Xu Xian right there?

As for his feelings, well, that's a question for Xu Xian himself.

Li Hao glanced at the embarrassed Xu Xian and chuckled, "I'm also very curious, how would Xu Xian feel if he knew his future wife was a snake spirit?"

Bai Suzhen's expression turned cold.

She raised her hand to stop Little Green from continuing, and said coldly, "What does the gentleman want?"

Li Hao raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh, why do you think I want something?"

Bai Suzhen: "If you wanted to tell Xu Xian, you wouldn't have come out to meet us. Since you've chosen to show yourself and speak frankly, it must be for another purpose. What do you want from me to let us sisters go?"

Li Hao gave Bai Suzhen an approving look.

What a clever woman.

It's a pity that even the smartest woman couldn't save the foolish Xu Xian from before.

Li Hao pondered for a moment and said, "I'm very curious, why would you, a great demon of a thousand years, choose that fool Xu Xian? With your cultivation level, you're not far from becoming an immortal, why would you do something that would destroy your own cultivation?"

Bai Suzhen countered, "Why can't I choose Xu Xian as my husband?"

Li Hao was speechless.

Young lady, is it my turn to ask you a question?

Little Green said coldly, "Sister, why bother talking to him? Just kill him!"

Li Hao narrowed his eyes slightly and glanced at Little Green indifferently.

Suddenly, Little Green felt dizzy, as if she had fallen into the deepest hell and was falling endlessly downwards. A terrifying howling sound came to her ears, and everything in the outside world became distorted, like the scene seen while traveling at high speed.

Nausea!

Fear!

Panic!

Countless negative emotions surged into Little Green's heart, making her want to struggle and wail.

But an invisible force was binding her, preventing her from wailing or struggling, leaving her only to silently endure the endless fall.

Li Hao said calmly, "Little girl, this is just a simple lesson. I can't guarantee that something unpleasant won't happen next time."

As soon as Li Hao finished speaking, Little Green felt as if she had escaped from hell.

When her senses returned to normal, Little Green collapsed to the ground like a snake whose bones had been removed. Her delicate face was deathly pale, and due to her emotional distress, her eyes had turned into snake-like pupils, their vertical pupils flickering slightly, filled with terror.

Only then did Bai Suzhen notice Little Green's change.

Her expression changed drastically. She quickly knelt down, supported Little Green, and asked with concern, "Little Green, what's wrong?"

Little Green's face was deathly pale. She looked at Li Hao in terror and asked in a trembling voice, "Who... who are you?!"

Bai Suzhen glared angrily at Li Hao, while secretly horrified.

With her cultivation level, she had no idea when Li Hao made his move, nor how Li Hao accomplished all of this.

Although Little Green's strength wasn't great, Bai Suzhen felt that even ordinary immortals and gods didn't have the power to defeat Li Hao so silently.

Li Hao said calmly, "Ladies, now it's my turn to ask you questions."

Bai Suzhen's expression shifted as she pleaded, "Although I am a snake demon, I have never harmed a single person in all my years of cultivation. Even my meeting with Xu Xian was thanks to the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Please, senior, have mercy on us!"

Li Hao secretly curled his lip.

Ugh, can we get to the point? I asked you who gave you these instructions?

Li Hao feigned a cold demeanor and snorted, "This is the last time. I don't like it when people give irrelevant answers."

Bai Suzhen was slightly taken aback, but then became even more uneasy.

At any other time, Bai Suzhen wouldn't mind sparring with Li Hao. But not now. Li Hao's cultivation was unfathomable, and tomorrow was Bai Suzhen's wedding day. If she got injured then, Bai Suzhen couldn't even imagine what would happen tomorrow.

Bai Suzhen's expression shifted, her eyelids drooped slightly, and she gently bit her red lips with her Xu Xian teeth, saying, "Hundreds of years ago, my husband Xu Xian's previous life had been kind to me. Although hundreds of years have passed, I have never forgotten this matter. Not long ago, I encountered a bottleneck in my cultivation, so my master asked me to enter the mortal world to gain experience and find an opportunity to break through."

It was through this that I encountered Guanyin, and under Guanyin guidance, I found my husband Xu Xian. Initially, I only wanted to repay a debt of gratitude I owed him hundreds of years ago, but as I learned more about Xu Xian ...

As Bai Suzhen spoke, her delicate face softened, and her eyes were filled with love.

The stench of their overly sweet, cloying romance made Li Hao's teeth ache.

You guys are really something!

Don't they know that showing off your love too much can lead to a quick breakup?

Bai Suzhen paused slightly, her jade-like hand brushing the hair that fell on her jade-like face, her eyes dreamy as she said, "I have been observing my husband Xu Xian for half a year."

He was very diligent, gentle, humble, and very compassionate.

There are many people in this world who wear masks, but Xu Xian's portrayal is very genuine. He is like a very simple and pure person, without the scheming of ordinary people, and he is not hypocritical or two-faced.

Although Xu Xian can be a little silly at times, that's precisely what makes him so endearing. So, at first, I only intended to repay a debt of gratitude, but later I found myself truly falling in love with Xu Xian."

Xu Xian's expression was complex, and his feelings were difficult to describe.

He had initially harbored resentment towards Bai Suzhen, but now he realized that things might not be as he had imagined. Bai Suzhen might have come with the intention of repaying a debt of gratitude, but that didn't mean she disliked him.

Li Hao stroked his chin, thought for a moment, and said seriously, "So, the reason you like Xu Xian is because he's silly enough."

Xu Xian's expression was stiff as he looked at Li Hao with eyes that resembled those of a wronged woman.

Group admin, can't we still be friends after this?

Bai Suzhen was speechless.

What kind of conclusion is this?

Bai Suzhen: "My husband Xu Xian isn't stupid; he has the heart of a child."

Upon hearing this, Xu Xian breathed a slight sigh of relief and looked at Bai Suzhen with considerable satisfaction.

Fortunately, not everyone is as blind as the group admin; there are still some people who can see the good qualities in me, Xu Xian!

Li Hao casually said, "Alright, if you say it's a pure heart, then it's a pure heart. Now let's talk about serious matters. Xu Xian and I are friends, and I can't just watch him get deceived."

He is human, and you are a demon.

A union between a human and a demon, if known to others, would be condemned by all living beings and rejected by all the gods. Therefore, I'm sorry, this wedding cannot and will not take place. I'm giving you two simple choices: leave obediently, or die."

As Li Hao spoke, his eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a dangerous glint in them.

His tone was cold, as if he wasn't giving Bai Suzhen any chance to negotiate.

Xu Xian remained silent and did not speak.

Because he knew that Li Hao wouldn't really harm Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen's face was filled with a look of utter despair.

She cried out in anguish, "Since I began my cultivation, I have never killed a single person! Why are you treating me like this? Why can't humans and demons unite? I..."

Bai Suzhen couldn't help but shed tears as she spoke.

Little Green, having barely regained some strength, gripped Bai Suzhen's arm tightly and pleaded, "Sister, we can't win against him, let's go."

Bai Suzhen's expression shifted, and finally she closed her eyes bitterly.

She choked back tears and said, "I'm sorry, Little Green, you should go. I can't leave."

Little Green laughed in exasperation, then couldn't help but scold, "Sister, you're crazy! He really will kill you. Besides, if you die, do you think Xu Xian will feel sad or grieve for you? He doesn't even know you; you've only met once."

Bai Suzhen smiled bitterly, "You don't understand. If I leave now, my husband Xu Xian will definitely become a laughingstock, and the entire Xu Family will become a laughingstock. If I die, I can at least preserve my Xu Xian Xian's reputation."

Bai Suzhen looked at Li Hao with a sorrowful expression, saying, "I only hope that I can remain in human form after death, so that my Xu Xian's reputation will not be tarnished."

Li Hao had mixed feelings.

What a wonderful woman!

How could a woman like that have fallen for a fool Xu Xian?

Also, this dog food you guys are feeding is a bit too sweet, it's giving me a toothache.

Li Hao feigned coldness and rebuked, "You'd rather die than leave?"

Bai Suzhen didn't say much, but nodded slightly, her tearful expression particularly moving.

Upon seeing this, Xu Xian finally couldn't hold back any longer.

He looked at Li Hao pleadingly, "Group owner, that's enough, that's really enough."

Li Hao curled his lip. "If it weren't for you, would I, the group admin, need to do this?"

(ˉ▽￣~) Tsk~~, no good deed goes unpunished, I even have to be subjected to their PDA, how awful.

Li Hao transmitted his voice, "What are your thoughts?"

Xu Xian's expression was complicated as he sighed, "Let me talk to Bai Suzhen; this is ultimately our matter."

Li Hao hesitated for a moment, then said, "Alright, but it's still a little short."

Xu Xian was somewhat puzzled, not understanding what Li Hao meant by "almost there."

Li Hao didn't offer any explanation and simply snapped his the Snap.

Then Xu Xian's figure suddenly appeared in the room.

Bai Suzhen and Little Green were completely stunned, unable to react for a moment.

Li Hao feigned displeasure and said coldly, "I originally wanted to tie you up to see your wife's true colors, so you'd give up on that idea. Fine, fine, you two can handle this yourselves."

Li Hao spoke, his figure vanished instantly.

Xu Xian was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized what was happening and looked gratefully at the spot where Li Hao had disappeared.