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454. Can Kissing Really Get You Pregnant?! (Second Update)

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After identifying their target, the three split up and took action.

Li Hao went to find the mastermind behind the Church of Truth, Gu Santong went to investigate the situation at Bright Peak, and Qiao Feng went to visit the leaders of the six major sects to inquire about their situation.

An hour later, the three reunited.

The three sat around a small round table.

Li Hao asked, "Have you found anything?"

Gu Santong shrugged and said, "The harvest wasn't great. The people here don't know what's going on either. Maybe they received orders."

Just answer any ordinary questions, such as when the Church of Truth was founded and its future goals.

But if you ask the more crucial questions, such as who the leader of the Church of Truth is and what their relationship is with the Sword God, no one can give a clear answer."

Gu Santong laughed as he spoke, "You know what, this Church of Truth is quite interesting. They claim to be guided by the Sword God and want to establish a heavenly kingdom on earth, a world of great harmony."

He winked at Li Hao and teased, "Tsk tsk, group leader, you're being too unfair. If you want to cause trouble, at least ask Brother Qiao Feng beforehand. Brother Qiao Feng wouldn't disagree with something this small, and even if he did, you could have pushed it through."

Li Hao glared at Gu Santong with annoyance.

You're kidding me!

Even if it were a forced push, it would be for Xiaolong. Bah! This group admin has never had any intention of forcing a push, absolutely not.

Qiao Feng was both amused and exasperated.

He shook his head slightly and said, "Brother Gu Santong has gained some things, but what about me?"

Qiao Feng paused slightly, his expression turning strange.

He hesitated for a moment and said, "I've run into some trouble."

Li Hao and Gu Santong turned to look.

Qiao Feng rubbed his temples, puzzled. "I feel like the people from the six major sects might have been brainwashed, no, their thinking has been changed. Their determination to cause trouble for the Church of Truth hasn't changed, but I don't know why, it's become somewhat... somewhat..."

Qiao Feng hesitated for a moment, then said, "Something's strange."

Upon hearing this, Gu Santong also became interested.

He said, "Brother Qiao, tell me, what's so strange about them?"

Qiao Feng took a deep breath and continued, "I went to consult with people from the six major sects, mainly asking three questions. First, why did they come to Bright Peak of the Kunlun Mountains? Second, who told them that this was the stronghold of the Church of Truth? Third, what do they intend to do?"

Qiao Feng: "Their reason for coming to Bright Peak is similar to that of the Beggar Clan. These people also have a large number of disciples who have left the sect. When they discovered that this matter was related to the Church of Truth, they wanted to come to the Church of Truth to demand an explanation."

Gu Santong laughed loudly, "No wonder the Beggar Clan didn't get the news. I guess these people didn't want anyone to know that such a big scandal had happened to their sect, so they came to Bright Peak in secret."

Gu Santong shook his head and chuckled, "Tsk tsk, they just didn't expect that there were so many people who shared their thoughts, and that they all ended up at the same time."

Qiao Feng found it quite amusing and said with a helpless smile, "That's right, they didn't expect everyone to run into each other."

After laughing, Qiao Feng frowned and said, "The reason these people know the Church of Truth is on Bright Peak isn't because someone told them. Rather, they inexplicably knew where their enemy was, and then they all came to Bright Peak at the same time."

Gu Santong could no longer laugh when he heard this.

He frowned and said, "You mean, they suddenly found out that the Church of Truth was at Bright Peak, and then all of them arrived at the same time?"

Qiao Feng said in a deep voice, "That's exactly right."

Li Hao tapped the table with his right hand and said, "It seems our opponent this time is quite formidable, capable of manipulating the world silently. This is not something an ordinary person can do."

Li Hao was surprised.

With his cultivation level, destroying the Jin Yong Great World would be very easy for him.

But Li Hao couldn't manipulate the consciousness of everyone in the world.

Specialization is key, and achieving this level is by no means easy. According to Li Hao's estimation, only those with the cultivation of the peak of the Dao Integration Realm, and who are also top experts specializing in the soul, could possibly reach this level.

Qiao Feng sighed, "This isn't the most troublesome thing. The most troublesome thing is whether the group leader knows what the six major sects are planning to do?"

Qiao Feng didn't deliberately keep them in suspense. After a brief inquiry, he said directly, "Although they came to cause trouble for the Church of Truth, they actually want to obtain the apology they desire through peaceful negotiations and philosophical discussions."

The strangest thing is that these people didn't seem to see anything wrong with it at all. Some even brazenly said that people in the martial arts world shouldn't settle scores with fists and kicks, that it's the behavior of barbarians. Others said, "We're all people in the martial arts world, fistfights are boring, it's much more interesting to argue."

Li Hao's face twitched slightly.

He held his forehead with his right hand, feeling a huge headache coming on.

What's going on here?

Gu Santong stared in disbelief, speechless for a long time.

He was completely stunned.

What the hell is this?!

What does it mean that we are all people in the martial arts world, and we shouldn't settle our scores with fists and kicks?

If you don't decide the outcome with fists and kicks, but instead use bullshit bickering, you can't be called a charlatan, and you might as well become a street shrew.

Gu Santong rubbed his temples, saying weakly, "No need to look anymore, the six major sects are finished. Damn, the more I think about it, the weirder it gets."

Qiao Feng said in a deep voice, "Brother Gu, do you think this is the end?"

Gu Santong asked in astonishment, "What? There's something even more outrageous?"

Qiao Feng took a deep breath, his gaze as bright as the stars in the night sky, and said in a deep voice, "Brother Gu, try to see if you can use your supernatural powers here."

Gu Santong's expression changed slightly, but he didn't bother to ask the reason.

He made a fist with his right hand, and his expression changed drastically.

It didn't work!

Supernatural powers and magic are no longer usable!

No, it's not that supernatural powers and spells can't be used, but rather that there are no supernatural powers and spells here!

No, it's not that; it's something deeper. But what exactly is it?

Gu Santong's expression shifted rapidly, and he said nervously, "Damn it, have we fallen into a trap?"

Li Hao frowned slightly.

He had just tried to use his supernatural powers, but he couldn't use ordinary minor supernatural powers at all. Only his own spatial laws and the Pangu Dharma Form could be used.

Moreover, the reason for invoking the laws of space and the Pangu Dharma Form is that these powers do not belong to this world.

In short, the celestial order near Bright Peak has been altered!

Here, supernatural powers and magic are ineffective!

Qiao Feng looked at Li Hao and said in a deep voice, "Group leader, what should we do now?"

Li Hao rubbed his temples and said, "This is very troublesome. I've searched Bright Peak inside and out, but I haven't found anything unusual."

Qiao Feng and Gu Santong's expressions changed drastically.

If even Li Hao can't sense anything unusual, then the problem is quite serious.

"Bang."

Just as the group was deep in thought, a thunderous roar suddenly came from outside, "Xiao Gouzi, you get out Laozi!"

The three of them opened the window and looked outside.

The courtyard they stayed in wasn't separate; rather, it was a huge courtyard with dozens of guest rooms, all of which were occupied. So when they opened the windows, they could see the view inside the courtyard.

A bearded man dressed in purple with bloodshot eyes stormed in from outside, carrying a large sword.

Behind him followed a pretty young woman with a large pregnant belly.

The girl looked nervous and pleaded, tugging at the bearded man's arm, "Father, Brother Xiao and I are truly in love. If you want to kill Brother Xiao, kill your daughter first."

The bearded man, his eyes bloodshot and his face contorted with rage, glared at the girl and roared, "You still have the nerve to say that? My father was just away for two days, away for two days to visit friends! You shameless slut, you actually had an affair and fathered this bastard?"

A handsome young man stepped forward, cupped his hands, and said, "Xiao Gou'er greets Uncle Lei."

The bearded man spat and cursed, "Get lost! I don't know a piece of trash like you. Laozi 'm going to kill you today to wash away the shame of the Lei family!"

Xiao Gou'er remained calm, cupping his hands in greeting, and said, "Uncle, please wait. Although Xiu'er and I have only known Xiu'er for three months, we have already pledged our lives to each other. Three days ago, Uncle Lei had to go out on business, and I did not do anything with Xiu'er that violated propriety. Moreover..."

At this point, Xiao Gou'er asked doubtfully, "Uncle, do you really think that I, Xiao Gou'er, could make Xiu'er's belly so big in just three days?"

Li Hao and Gu Santong exchanged glances, their expressions full of confusion.

What the heck?

This young woman's belly must be at least four or five months pregnant.

Three days?

This is such an obvious attempt to stage an accident!

The bearded man's eyes widened, and he roared, "What's wrong with three days? When Laozi married Xiu'er's mother, Xiu'er was born in just half a month!"

Xiao Gou'er was speechless.

Uncle, is it really okay for you to have Xiu'er born just half a month after your wedding?

Okay, let's not discuss the physiological issues, let alone the issue of the Green Green Grassland.

But!

Xiao Gou'er said speechlessly, "Uncle, I did kiss Xiu'er, but I..."

Upon hearing this, the bearded man's beard bristled with rage, and he roared, "You wicked scoundrel! You still say you didn't do anything to my Xiu'er? You kissed my Xiu'er, and you call that not doing anything? Laozi then, it was because I kissed Xiu'er's mother that she became pregnant with Xiu'er!"

Seeing this, Li Hao and the other two couldn't help but give the bearded man caring looks.

This person is a bit stupid, but, well, this person isn't just a bit stupid, they're ridiculously stupid.

How old are you? Still believing that kissing can lead to pregnancy?

Xiao Gou'er gazed silently at the vast sky.

Life is so hard, so tiring.

Xiu'er blushed deeply upon seeing this.

She covered her face with her hands and cried, "Father, please don't say anymore. It's all my fault. I failed to keep my chastity. But it's all my fault, you..."

Xiu'er spoke, she covered her face with her hands and ran out crying.

Seeing this, the bearded man forgot about punishing Xiao Gou'er and hurriedly chased after him.

Xiao Gou'er's expression shifted, but she eventually caught up with them.

Gu Santong Gu Santong scoffed, "Damn it, I've seen plenty of bizarre things in my life, but this is the first time I've ever seen something this funny."

Qiao Feng shook his head helplessly, not knowing what else to say to the bearded man besides offering his silent blessings.

Sometimes, being a little silly isn't without its advantages.

At least this big beard, cough cough.

Li Hao remained silent, staring at the departing figures of the three men, his brows furrowed tightly.

He sighed, "We're in big trouble. I know what's happened."

Upon hearing this, Qiao Feng and Gu Santong both turned to look at Li Hao.

Gu Santong asked urgently, "Does the group owner know?"

Li Hao nodded slightly and said in a deep voice, "Have you ever thought about why this is happening if what the others said before was true?"

Gu Santong and Qiao Feng looked on in astonishment, both gazing at Li Hao with concerned Earth Eye.

Group admin, are you crazy? You really believe that kissing can lead to pregnancy?

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