Two God Kings of Destruction? A Windfall Beyond Compare!

Brain storage: multiple women, tormenting Tang San, cheerful livestreaming, tormenting Yu Xiaogang, tormenting Shrek Academy

First Hong was an online writer who occasionally livestreamed his writing to keep himself motivated.

So...

"Why did I transmigrate into Douluo only to get a blank livestream system?"

"And I came over in my actual body!"

"If you're going to turn me younger, at least do it properly. What's with stopping at twelve?"

"No Soul Power, no Martial Soul—what the hell is this supposed to be?"

First Hong put his writing skills to use, ranting nonstop for ten minutes without repeating himself once.

Until a line of text floated past.

User "God of Destruction" entered the livestream.

A God King?

He instinctively put on his professional smile—

"Welcome to the stream, babe. Drop a follow so you won't get lost."

Wait!

God of Destruction?

Wasn't this guy in charge of divine punishment?

As an outsider, First Hong was right within the other party's jurisdiction!

Don't panic!

Maybe it was just a highly convincing fake account?

First Hong tried opening the viewer list. God of Destruction was the only one there.

He clicked the avatar.

God of Destruction: Just had my proposal to expand the God Realm rejected by God King Tang San. I'm preparing to send gods down to rob Tang San's relatives and force him to agree to the proposal!

Huh?

He glanced at the nearby Spirit Hall Branch.

By the time Tang San became a God King, Spirit Hall had already been destroyed, hadn't it?

This wasn't the same timeline!

Then there was no problem.

"God of Destruction": A livestream from ten thousand years ago? Interesting rules. Even I, a God King, cannot see through them.

"God of Destruction": You're the streamer, right? Tang San should be from your era. What would it cost to kill him?

First Hong blinked.

This God of Destruction sounded filthy rich between the lines.

If he didn't make Them cough up some more coins, he'd be letting himself down.

While ranting earlier, he had also studied the livestream.

He had immediately figured out what he wanted.

"God of Destruction, I'm just a mortal right now. No Soul Power, no Martial Soul—I can't beat Tang San!"

First Hong cried poor—

"But the livestream has a gifting function. Bro, you could gift me a God-Given Spirit, then throw in two God-Given Spirit Rings."

"If I work hard enough, I should be able to flatten that Little Wretch."

The livestream remained silent for a long time.

What was going on?

Had he asked for too much and scared God of Destruction away?

Surely not.

What were these trifles to a God King?

He opened the viewer list. God of Destruction was still there.

Just as he was wondering about it—

An image of a lightning scepter floated up, filling his entire field of vision.

User "God of Destruction" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit: Destruction Scepter" ×1

Holy shit!

So the big shot hadn't left—They had been topping up Their account!

"Thank you, God of Destruction, for the fly—ah, no! Thank you for the God-Given Spirit!"

"Boss, that's generous!"

"Keep it coming, boss! Two more God-Given Spirit Rings!"

"Otherwise, having a Martial Soul without Spirit Rings still won't be enough to beat that Little Wretch!"

There were no moderators here.

He could directly guide the big spender into gifting without worrying about getting warned or banned.

That was great!

User "God of Destruction" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×2

See?

It was that simple.

"Thank you, God of Destruction, for the two God-Given Spirit Rings!"

"Boss, you're loaded!"

"Please wait a moment, boss. I'll claim the gifts, then go deal with that Little Wretch!"

"God of Destruction": Hurry up. I'm busy.

"Got it!"

First Hong skillfully opened the backend, only to find no withdrawal option. Instead, there was a Livestream Vault.

He clicked it open.

The two gifts from earlier were both inside.

Retrieve item "God-Given Spirit: Destruction Scepter" ×1?

Yes, yes!

A purple glow rose from First Hong's body and surged toward his right hand, condensing into a purple scepter over six meters long. It resembled a bolt of purple lightning and radiated a terrifying intent of destruction.

The Destruction Scepter!

The God of Destruction's Super Artifact. Even if it was only a wisp of its power, it was enough to crush every Martial Soul in the mortal world.

He felt the surging Soul Power within his body. It was innate level-twenty Soul Power.

While he was at it, he might as well add the Spirit Rings!

Retrieve item "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×2?

Yes, yes!

Two purple Small Balls appeared in his hands.

He poured Soul Power into them to activate them.

Without any adjustment period, they directly transformed into two yellow Spirit Rings and settled around the Destruction Scepter.

First Spirit Ring age: 512 years. Soul Skill: Chain Lightning.

Second Spirit Ring age: 821 years. Soul Skill: Myriad Thunder Sky Prison Draw.

Not bad, not bad.

He might have been twelve now, but what modern person wasn't in suboptimal health?

He had never exercised at all.

First Hong was very satisfied.

But—

"God of Destruction": Tch. How could century-old Spirit Rings possibly defeat the former self of God King Tang San?

User "God of Destruction" sent a gift: "Spirit Ring Age +2000 Years" ×2

"God of Destruction": Your Soul Power is too low. Any more would be useless to you.

"God of Destruction": Kill that Tang San as soon as possible. There will be more rewards afterward.

"Damn—"

"Thank you, big shot, for the two-thousand-year Spirit Ring upgrades!"

"I'll go ask for directions and kill that Little Wretch right away!"

First Hong did not immediately claim the reward.

He ran into the nearby Spirit Hall Branch to register his Martial Soul and level.

After politely declining Spirit Hall's recruitment, he collected the monthly subsidy of ten Gold Soul Coins for a two-ring Soul Grandmaster.

He found a tavern, ate and drank his fill, and asked around for some basic information.

It was currently the end of May in Spirit Era 2643.

Tang San was twelve.

It was about time for the advanced Soul Master Academy enrollment season.

So Tang San and Xiao Wu should be heading to Shrek Academy now?

What a coincidence.

The city he was in was Suotuo City.

He rented a carriage and headed straight for Shrek.

Only then—

Did he claim the Spirit Ring upgrade gifts.

The two yellow Spirit Rings instantly turned into deep purple Spirit Rings.

The accompanying boost to his physique left him feeling full of energy.

With his formerly subhealthy body, he could now punch someone to death without any trouble.

Wonderful!

User "God King of Destruction 002" entered the livestream.

"A big shot is here." First Hong murmured, "Tang San is level twenty-nine right now. Although his Spirit Ring ages are lower than mine, he has Tang Sect's Unique Skills and Twin Martial Souls. He'll be a little hard to kill."

"God King of Destruction 002": A livestream? Kill Tang San? You can't kill him!

"God King of Destruction 002": After Life and I go into slumber, the God Realm will still need God King Tang San to hold the fort. Nothing can happen to him!

First Hong: "???"

God King, do you have split personalities?

Wasn't it you who issued the Didi Kill Order?

"God King of Destruction 001": Who are you? How dare you call yourself the God King of Destruction?

"God King of Destruction 002": You're the one being presumptuous! Do you think this God King's Divine Tool is for show?

First Hong blinked.

Wait!

God King of Destruction 001?

God King of Destruction 002?

Two God Kings of Destruction?

First Hong opened the viewer list and, sure enough, saw two viewers.

He clicked God King of Destruction 002's avatar.

God King of Destruction 002: The outer wall of the expanded Douluo God Realm is extremely thin and cannot withstand the approaching Space-Time Turbulence. The God of Destruction has decided to ignite Creation Power with the Goddess of Life and merge into the God Realm to resist the Space-Time Turbulence!

Oh?

One God King of Destruction wanted Tang San dead, while the other said he could not be killed.

Wasn't this an opportunity?

—What streamers loved most was watching two big spenders fight.

How were they supposed to fight in a livestream?

Of course, by speaking with their wallets!

Activate the streamer's universal skill—Stir! The! Pot!