Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 10

God of Phoenix Loses His Mind, Goes on a Wild Donation Spree!

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"God of Speed": Huh? Does Fatty know about this?

"God King of Destruction 002": A Second-Level Godhood like him is not worthy of this God King's efforts to recruit.

"God of Speed": Then why are you telling me this now?

"God King of Destruction 002": Since you were chosen by this livestream room, perhaps you possess some fortune even I have failed to notice. You are worth recruiting.

Tsk!

He really answered whatever was asked. Was he really that sincere?

Unfortunately.

God of Speed had just been betrayed. Trust was exactly what she needed most.

"God of Speed": Then... I'll give it a try?

"God of Speed": But if I just show up at his door, will the God King of Destruction of this era even acknowledge me?

"God King of Destruction 002": You may join Life's ranks. Once she learns of what happened to you, she will certainly be willing to shelter you.

"God King of Destruction 002": Life and I are two halves of one whole. If she accepts you, I will naturally acknowledge you as well.

"God of Speed": Alright! I'm going right now!

"God of Speed": I've had enough of those two bastards, Tang San and Dai Mubai, a long time ago!

First Hong watched with great interest.

Even the God Realm had factions and cliques, like some street gang.

Interesting.

He checked his experience points again. There was no change.

So the number of comments did not grant experience.

Big Shot Number Two, I think I've figured something out. Try sending any gift you like.

User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "Destruction Divine Sense" ×1

Oh!

A big shot really was a big shot—so generous.

He checked his experience again.

--LV1 (32/100)

Bingo!

That was the right answer.

Big Shot Number Two, I found the method.

First Hong explained bluntly—

The livestream room can be upgraded, and it might unlock new features.

The next level requires 100 experience points. We currently have 32, and each donation gives 1 experience point.

Just wait a few more days, and we should be able to gather enough—

User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "Destruction Divine Sense" ×1

."Destruction Divine Sense" ×1

."Destruction Divine Sense" ×1

."Life Divine Sense" ×1

."Life Divine Sense" ×1

They were still short 68 experience points.

God King of Destruction 002 directly sent 34 Destruction Divine Senses and 34 Life Divine Senses.

He maxed it out on the spot!

It seemed that even in a sleeping state, this man's strength was still not to be underestimated.

First Hong was beside himself with excitement.

Was this the joy of having a powerful backer?

Sixty-eight chances to activate Unmatched Mode!

And he just gave them away like that?

Big Shot Number Two is awesome!!!

May Big Shot Number Two live a hundred years!!!

Please wait a moment, Big Shot Number Two. I'll take a look right away.

First Hong opened the backend.

At a glance, he spotted a new feature—the Livestream Room Shop.

Mm.

That fit the system's setup perfectly. What kind of system didn't have a shop?

He tapped into it to inspect it.

10,000 Gold Soul Coins: 1 Livestream Point

10,000 Year Soul Bone (choice of any): 10,000 Livestream Points

External Soul Bone (choice of any): 500,000 Livestream Points

God of Creation: 10 billion Livestream Points

It was a dazzling array, with everything one could want.

How were Livestream Points obtained?

The system did not say.

—What a trash system. It didn't even come with a guide sprite.

He could only study it himself.

He discovered that inside the Livestream Vault, the gifts now had a recycling option in addition to extraction.

He sold one strand of Destruction Divine Sense.

Livestream Points +10,000

That price...

Those 68 strands of Divine Sense from earlier were worth 680,000 Livestream Points, enough to buy only one External Soul Bone.

Something was off!

First Hong had personally experienced the power of Divine Sense.

It could slaughter even a Title Douluo.

And it was worth only 10,000 Livestream Points?

Yet 10,000 Livestream Points could only buy a 10,000 Year Soul Bone.

How was that equivalent?

First Hong scrolled through the shop and quickly found the item he wanted.

Unless absolutely necessary,

First Hong would never spend this kind of wasted money.

A Strand of Divine Sense (choice of any): 100,000 Livestream Points

100,000 Year Soul Bone (choice of any): 100,000 Livestream Points

Fine, fine, fine!

The buyback price was only 10% of the actual price, huh?

Even if you could choose freely, wasn't that a little too exploitative?

And yet,

First Hong stared at the 100,000 Year Soul Bone option, itching to buy it.

Although recharging came with a tenfold loss,

the thought of buying a wing-type External Soul Bone and experiencing the joy of free flight

still made his heart stir uncontrollably!

The shop's prices are clearly listed. It isn't really exploitative.

Doesn't running a system consume resources?

Doesn't the livestream room need maintenance?

A tenfold price difference was perfectly reasonable.

Thinking of it that way made him feel much better.

Just as he could no longer resist and was about to sell 49 strands of Divine Sense—

User "God of Phoenix" entered the livestream room

A new viewer?

First Hong instinctively said—

New viewer, tap—

Cough!

Oh? It's the God of Phoenix.

What a coincidence.

You can check the replay. There's a surprise waiting for you!

"God of Phoenix": A livestream room? Is that Xiao Ao over there?

"God of Phoenix": Did I drink too much? Has the God of Dreams dragged me into some dream again?

"God of Phoenix": A replay, huh? Let's see what this surprise is.

Then there was no more movement.

First Hong was in no hurry. He let the bullet fly for a while.

Sorry, Big Shot Number Two. The upgrade did unlock a new feature, but it was the Livestream Room Shop.

But the idea should be right. I estimate the sharing feature will only appear at a higher level.

"God King of Destruction 002": I see. How much experience does the next level require?

First Hong glanced over.

--LV2 (0/1000)

It requires 1,000 experience points.

He could not help feeling expectant.

God King of Destruction 002 was so wealthy and generous. Perhaps he would max it out for him again?

"God King of Destruction 002": 1,000 points? Then there is no way around it.

"God King of Destruction 002": Life and I have fallen into slumber. If we split off 1,000 strands of Divine Sense, our awakening may be delayed by another ten thousand years.

"God King of Destruction 002": Better to wait until I awaken, then I will help you upgrade.

First Hong felt a little disappointed.

But he still smiled and said—

It's fine, Big Shot Number Two. My audience is growing by the day. The upgrade should come quickly.

"God of Phoenix": Tang San, you hypocritical bastard! I will never coexist under the same sky as you!!!

"God of Phoenix": No wonder during the Fire God Ninth Trial, I had clearly reached the passing line, yet the Divine Trial suddenly collapsed?

"God of Phoenix": So it was you, you hypocritical bastard, pulling strings behind the scenes!

"God of Phoenix": Xiang Xiang is your cousin! How could you bring yourself to do it?

"God of Phoenix": Aaaahhh!!!

See?

Wasn't this patron delivering himself right to his doorstep?

Cough, cough!

God of Phoenix, do you want revenge?

We offer on-demand beatdown services here. Just say how many days you want Tang San unable to get out of bed, and we can make it happen!

And your past self is still suffering from Evil Fire. Won't you lend him a hand?

We can also arrange for your past self and Bai Chenxiang to rekindle their romance~

With his anger at its peak, the God of Phoenix's rationality immediately ran away from home.

User "God of Phoenix" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit: Ten-Headed Fire Phoenix" ×1

."God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

."God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

."Phoenix Divine Sense" ×1

."Divine Armor: Phoenix Origin" ×1

The successive donation effects left First Hong dizzy.

The corners of his mouth rose higher and higher.

This was the wildest donation spree aside from God King of Destruction 002.

It directly contributed 30 experience points!

"God of Phoenix": The God-Given Spirit and God-Given Spirit Rings, all of that is yours, streamer.

"God of Phoenix": As for the Phoenix Origin, please give it to me from ten thousand years ago. It can help him undergo a complete rebirth and no longer suffer from the Evil Fire.

Hm?

Why had he not mentioned Tang San?

No problem, boss. First Hong reminded him, So, how many days do you want Tang San unable to get out of bed?

Killing was out of the question.

There was still a whole line of bosses behind him waiting to donate for on-demand beatdowns.

And then...

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