Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 11

Twisting the Knife in Little Wretch's Heart! Godly Equipment Phoenix Wings!

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Twisting the Knife in Little Wretch's Heart! Godly Equipment Phoenix Wings!

'Tang San—how many days do you want him bedridden for?'

"Phoenix God": Beat him up? That'd be letting him off too easy!

"Phoenix God": I want him to experience the pain of losing someone he loves, too!

"Phoenix God": I watched the replay just now. The streamer knows the history of the past, and today was your first day at school, right?

"Phoenix God": Xiao Ao will soon break through Rank 30, and then everyone will go hunt for his third spirit ring.

"Phoenix God": I sent ten portions of God-Given Soul Power. Raise your rank to the bottleneck first.

"Phoenix God": Then snatch Tang San's Man Faced Demon Spider and absorb its spirit ring and External Soul Bone right in front of him!

"Phoenix God": Don't worry about the Spirit Ring Age. I can raise it to ten thousand years when the time comes!

"Phoenix God": Make sure to explain just how precious an External Soul Bone is. It has the potential to advance into a Super Artifact!

"Hiss—"

If they did that...

Every time the Eight Spider Lances appeared in the future, it would be a gut-wrenching, bone-scraping pain for narrow-minded Tang San.

So they weren't killing him—they were attacking his heart instead?

"God of Speed": Fatty, that move's ruthless enough.

"God of Speed": It sounds exciting. Count me in.

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "Speed Divine Sense" ×5

"God of Speed": When it comes to concealment, my divine sense is still more useful.

"God of Speed": Remember to wait until Tang San and the Man Faced Demon Spider have fought three hundred rounds and are about to finish each other off before stepping in to snatch it.

"God of Speed": Then absorb it right in front of him!

Tsk!

That was really kicking him while he was down.

"Phoenix God": Yes! Exactly!

"Phoenix God": I want Tang San to experience just how unbearable it is to lose someone he loves and then be constantly reminded of it!

First Hong smacked his lips.

It was obvious.

This Phoenix God was truly furious.

But don't be so quick to get angry, because—

'The plan's pretty good, but there's one problem.'

'The Eight Spider Lances aren't the External Soul Bone I want. I'd prefer one that can fly.'

'So...'

User "Phoenix God" sent a gift: "Godly Equipment Phoenix Wings" ×1

"Phoenix God": In the mortal world, Phoenix Wings can be used as a million-year External Soul Bone. It grants you the abilities of flight and rebirth!

"Phoenix God": Streamer, just pick anyone among the Shrek Seven Devils, raise their rank, and have them absorb this spirit ring and External Soul Bone!

"Phoenix God": If it's Dai the Boss, it doesn't matter if he doesn't absorb the spirit ring. The External Soul Bone is what matters!

Sure enough.

People desperate for revenge were generous when they made a move.

He could even give away his own godly equipment.

"God of Speed": Fatty, you really are generous. You even tipped your godly equipment?

"Phoenix God": I couldn't beat Tang San anyway, and I don't plan to fight for him in the future. So what if I gave it away!

"God of Speed": Then how about coming with me to the Life God King? The goddess loves peace and allows those under Her command not to fight.

"Phoenix God": Really? I'm coming right now!

"God of Speed": I'll wait for you at the entrance to the Life Palace.

Well, damn!

In just that short time, not only had he joined the Life God King's camp, he had even poached someone along the way.

Worthy of the God of Speed. He really was fast.

The livestream room quieted down.

First Hong opened the Livestream Vault and began pondering.

Once he took something out, he could no longer sell it for Livestream Points.

He didn't really want this God-Given Spirit, the Ten-Headed Fire Phoenix.

He already had four God-Given Spirits and could barely handle them all.

Its only use was its "innate Rank 20 soul power," but at his current level as a Four Ring Soul Elder, it probably wouldn't even raise him half a rank.

He also had God-Given Soul Power as a substitute.

Sell it.

Livestream Points +100,000

That was only worth the price of ten wisps of divine sense.

First Hong took a look.

A God-Given Spirit cost 1,000,000 Livestream Points.

Top-tier spirits like the Clear Sky Hammer, Seven Kill Sword, and Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda cost 500,000 Livestream Points.

Half price.

The next tier down included spirits like the Soul Breaking Spear and Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum, which cost only 50,000 Livestream Points.

That was practically a giveaway.

'Even though I don't think much of these, they'd definitely sell like crazy if other people could buy them.'

'Too bad spirits can't be traded.'

'But Soul Bones and External Soul Bones can be priced and sold.'

Sold to whom?

Of course, the old pals in the livestream room.

He had already come up with the ad copy—

Want to cultivate your past self?

Want to make up for past regrets?

Want to let your past self show off?

Custom-made complete Soul Bone sets—you deserve them.

Limited quantities available, so buy fast!

But there were still too few leeks for now. No need to harvest them yet.

First Hong continued browsing.

He could keep the God-Given Spirit Rings. He had great demand for them himself.

The Divine Armor: Phoenix Origin was to be delivered to Ma Hongjun at the same school.

What was this Fire Phoenix Strong Wine?

Fire Phoenix Strong Wine: Fine wine brewed by the Phoenix God using Phoenix Divine Fire. Rich and potent, one cup will get you drunk. It can remove negative substances and slightly increase fire-attribute soul power.

Hmm.

It didn't seem especially valuable. He would keep it as a sleeping drug.

After picking through everything—

He gained 123,000 Livestream Points.

The biggest contribution was still the God-Given Spirit.

This thing could be listed as a "consumable." He could encourage viewers to tip more of them in the future.

Then—

First Hong rubbed his hands together. Next came the main event!

Godly Equipment Phoenix Wings!

Even if it was suppressed in the human world, it still possessed million-year quality!

He glanced at the cultivating Oscar.

First Hong got up and returned to the back mountain. After making sure no one was around, he tapped Extract.

No fusion was needed. He could use the equipment directly.

A pair of fiery red wings spread from his back. They were as gorgeous and soft as brocade, while the rising Phoenix Flame coated them in a dazzling, multicolored sheen.

Damn, that was handsome!

He did not even look at the Soul Bone Skill it granted. Following his instincts, he flapped the Phoenix Wings.

He shot up from the ground, soaring straight into the sky and freely gliding through the air.

First Hong entered an entirely new dimension. Looking down upon the tiny world below, he could not help feeling a surge of bold exhilaration.

He looked back.

A brilliant tail of flame trailed behind him, turning him into the brightest star in the night sky, dazzling and radiant.

And sure enough—

Flender, who had only just returned, came flying back with his wings flapping.

—The Phoenix Flame obscured First Hong's face, making it impossible to identify him.

First Hong hovered in the air and waited quietly.

Flender had looked dazzling in golden light earlier, but compared to First Hong in phoenix form, he looked like a little yellow chick.

Ugly as hell.

"Sir," Flender said wearily, "this is the territory of Shrek Academy. May I ask what brings you here so late at night?"

Why had so many things happened in one night?!

"Dean Flender, take another look. Who am I?"

First Hong withdrew the Phoenix Flame and revealed his handsome young face.

Flender: "..."

He felt even more exhausted.

Seriously!

Couldn't you cause trouble all in one time slot?

Old people already slept poorly, and now he was getting ambushed like this.

But he definitely did not dare complain—this guy even dared to slap a Title Douluo. What was he by comparison?

"Ahem!"

"So it's First Hong."

"Try to watch the time when you play around. Staying up late is bad for your health."

"Goodbye."

He immediately turned and dove away, fleeing as fast as he could.

First Hong found it hilarious.

You didn't even have a 100,000 Year Soul Bone, so what were you running for?

First Hong continued soaring through the heavens.

At the same time, he let his mind go blank.

How should he arrange the upcoming trip to the Star Dou Great Forest?

The Titan Giant Ape's 100,000 Year Soul Bone looked pretty good!

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